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Tell me anything about myself--

#1



Soliloquy

--and i will ask a question for it.

It's like Jeopardy! Only nobody wins!


#2

phil

phil

It's not your fault.


#3



Soliloquy

It's not your fault.
What would I tell phil about his numerous failings in life?

anne of green gables and hamsters in your underpants
What was my last relationship like?


#4

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Like stuffing eels into your Fruit of the Loom.


#5



Philosopher B.

Slartibartfast.


#6



Soliloquy

Like stuffing eels into your Fruit of the Loom.
"Hey soliloquy, like, what's the best way for me to, like, deal with my, like, constipation issues? like."

Slartibartfast.
"Is Slartibart slow, or is quicker than that?"


#7



Soliloquy

a mix of a pumped out pimp sleeping on the side of the road while urinating in his pants

and roses
"This dish is delectable! what did you put in it?"

---------- Post added at 06:58 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:45 AM ----------

Aaand, it's midnight. Therefore: Sleep.

If you want to keep posting, feel free. Will reply later.


#8

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Beatniks.


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