How about a couple of short ones:
-Met a really cute asian chick through the personals section once. We got along great, until she admitted to having herpes. Fortunately, we hadn't gotten that far and I appreciated the honesty, but yeah, it wasn't something I could be a part of.
-Got to be an extra in a movie called Pinkville, that sadly was cancelled during the writers strike and never recovered.
-Got to be on a low budget game show called Man Up. Still haven't been able to get a copy of the episode I was in.