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'Nerd' shocked his toys in G20 weapons cache - Canada - Canoe.ca

It's true! They have pictures of them!

The weapons in clude a chain saw that was taken well before the G20 and was not related in any way...and boffer swords and LARP wepons from this guy:



Yes, they took swords and armor and a bow & arrows (all boffer-style) from a guy headed to a LARPing event. And they even went so far as to use these as examples of the dangerous weaponry seized by protesters of the G20! Because, you know, they had to justify the force they used against the people.

But Dave! He could soak those boffers in gasoline and make them into flaming swords of doom!

He's clearly a dangerous anarchist. You can tell by his long hair and beady eyes.

But they didn't consider his spells of unbreakable madness? Or what about his lightning bolts?

LIGHTNING BOLT. LIGHTNING BOLT. LIGHTNING BOLT.

Oh noes he will blow his *WAD on us!!!!



*weapons of arcane destruction

Whatever they did it was too good and merciful for that LARPer.

But yeah that is hilarious with the police showing the weapons as proof that they have been successful in stopping violence. Escpecially since their stash is so piss poor they have to add a chainsaw and crossbow from an unrelated incident.

BONK!