The Critic reviews the 'Warriors!' :D (of Virtue) :(

[Philosopher B.]

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Firstly, why the fuck did he list Bruce Campbell alongside Hulk Hogan and Mr. T as people he wouldn't want to watch filing taxes. I'll bet Bruce Campbell could file the FUCK out of those taxes!

Secondly, everyone should fucking dropkick faucets. It'd be a radder world.

Thirdly, he didn't even get a blatant 'Warriors' reference! Or if he did, he certainly didn't mention it.

Eh, pretty blegh review for a pretty blegh movie.

 

[Shegokigo]

He did do a "Warriors" reference or should I say the movie villain did it for him.

By the way, he was right, that villain was the only saving grace of that film.

 

[Chad Sexington]

I laughed really hard during this review, though I have never seen the movie. I can totally relate to enjoying a terrible character so much despite how horrible he is, too. There's always someone who amuses the hell out of me in terrible films.

Also, I would totally watch Bruce Campbell file taxes.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

That ain't The Critic at all. It Stinks!