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The I just fapped to Allen who is Quiet's avatar thread.

Feb 14, 2011#1

Mathias

I just can't resist Ariel...

fap fap fap

Feb 14, 2011#2

Tress

Feb 14, 2011#3

Dave

Feb 14, 2011#4

Azurephoenix

Feb 14, 2011#5

Mathias

*SPUNK* *SPUNK* *SPUNK*

Feb 14, 2011#6

Allen who is Quiet

Topic of the year

Feb 14, 2011#7

Mathias

I can't help that the representation of Disney female characters is deeply rooted into what my subconscious craves!

FAP FAP FAP

Feb 14, 2011#8

HCGLNS

You're banned from the Disney Store for one week!

Feb 14, 2011#9

Disconnected

Mathias said:
I can't help that the representation of Disney female characters is deeply rooted into what my subconscious craves!

FAP FAP FAP

underage* girls?
*sorry. i'm really just kidding.
and fapping.*

Feb 14, 2011#10

sixpackshaker

I can't decide if fapping to Disney is one step above or below Hentai...

Feb 14, 2011#11

Dave

HCGLNS said:
You're banned from the Disney Store for one week!

And Chucky Cheese.

Feb 14, 2011#12

Mathias

sixpackshaker said:
I can't decide if fapping to Disney is one step above or below Hentai...

Below.

At least the Hentai chicks get naked. This is like jerking it to the bra and pantie section in the Sear's catalog.
Added at: 15:58

Dave said:
And Chucky Cheese.

HEY! There are scales on the field! It's cool to go fishing.

Feb 14, 2011#13

sixpackshaker

Mathias said:
Below.

At least the Hentai chicks get naked. This is like jerking it to the bra and pantie section in the Sear's catalog.

MAN,,, the memories.

I miss the days when that was "good enough."

Feb 14, 2011#14

Mathias

What the Sear's Catalog? Dude, every week, when I was 13, my mom and dad would be pissed that the Sears ads were mysteriously missing from their Sunday paper...

They thought the paper boy was stealing the coupons for himself.

Feb 14, 2011#15

Silver Jelly

Mathias said:
What the Sear's Catalog? Dude, every week, when I was 13, my mom and dad would be pissed that the Sears ads were mysteriously missing from their Sunday paper...

They thought the paper boy was stealing the coupons for himself.

Feb 14, 2011#16

Dave

My kids will never know that thrill. They had the internet. Ooh boy did they have the internet!

Feb 14, 2011#17

Mathias

Those bra and panties ads were foxy, I tells ya! By the time I was 14 we upgraded to paying a homeless guy to buy us Hustler.

You fucking kids and your internet. You don't know how hard we had to work to get our porn back in the day.
Added at: 16:19

Dave said:
My kids will never know that thrill. They had the internet. Ooh boy did they have the internet!

Exactly. Shiiiit. We were lucky if the homeless guy didn't just run off with the 20 bucks we gave him to buy booze.

Feb 14, 2011#18

Dave

I knew where my dad hid his Penthouses. As long as I put them back before anyone noticed. If not I had to put it under my brother's mattress so he got in trouble.

Feb 14, 2011#19

Jiarn

Bootleg VCS copies of my best friend's brother's collection ftw.

Oh and Disney gets very naked: pahealrule34

Feb 14, 2011#20

fade

I don't know, man. It kind of looks like that kid from Jerry Macguire with lipstick and a wig.

Feb 14, 2011#21

Officer_Charon

Came here wondering. Curiosity satisfied. Am now strangely uncomfortable to exit my vehicle for a time.

Feb 14, 2011#22

sixpackshaker

fade said:
I don't know, man. It kind of looks like that kid from Jerry Macguire with lipstick and a wig.

And your point is?

Feb 14, 2011#23

HCGLNS

Mathias said:
Those bra and panties ads were foxy, I tells ya!

Ah, the delights of the Spring/Summer catalog where you got underwear and swimwear in one issue. Good times, good times.

Feb 14, 2011#24

Denbrought

Oh man, when I got my own computer... If y'all want to take any advice from my childhood, don't let your kid have a computer in his closed room at 11. He will find progressively weirder porn and end up at /d/eviant levels before he's halfway through puberty.

Or do, if you feel that's just okay

I enjoyed it.

Feb 14, 2011#25

Vagabond

Now this is a valentine thread I'm sure most of the forum can relate to.

Feb 14, 2011#26

Allen who is Quiet

Everybody, you are welcome.

Feb 14, 2011#27

sixpackshaker

Please everybody...

buy some monitor wipes

Feb 14, 2011#28

Ravenpoe

Man, disney movies and underwear ads were the day. Jasmyn was so freaking hot...

The internet has ruined me. Now I can't get off unless a midget riding a german shepherd is involved.

Feb 14, 2011#29

HCGLNS

Ravenpoe said:
The internet has ruined me. Now I can't get off unless a midget riding a german shepherd is involved.

Sounds like Dave/Nick/makare/Calleja's prom night!

Feb 14, 2011#30

Null

HCGLNS said:
Sounds like Dave/Nick/makare/Calleja's prom night!

That was one hell of a limo ride.

Feb 14, 2011#31

Adammon

This thread is fapinating.

Feb 14, 2011#32

PatrThom

Were her eyes always uneven like that? I never noticed.

Also:

--Patrick

Feb 14, 2011#33

Vagabond

Feb 14, 2011#34

LittleSin

What is this I don't even

Feb 15, 2011#35

Philosopher B.

Fapping in an epic thread.

Feb 15, 2011#36

Biannoshufu

the internet ruined everything, but it sure made rule 34 funny.

Feb 15, 2011#37

Dave

I've never understood the allure of the mermaid. I mean...her bottom half is a fish. There's no way to even DO anything!

Feb 15, 2011#38

Jiarn

IE: Dave' never had oral sex.

Feb 15, 2011#39

Gusto

Certainly not from someone with the most famed vocal chords in all of Atlantis.

Feb 15, 2011#40

HCGLNS

Dave said:
I've never understood the allure of the mermaid. I mean...her bottom half is a fish. There's no way to even DO anything!

Just ask Troy McClure! You might remember him from such films as Attack of the 5o ft earthworm and Stop or my midget will shoot!

Feb 15, 2011#41

sixpackshaker

Dave said:
I've never understood the allure of the mermaid. I mean...her bottom half is a fish. There's no way to even DO anything!

Now I want to hear the Bobby Bare (Shel Silverstein) song The Mermaid.

Feb 15, 2011#42

Philosopher B.

Feb 15, 2011#43

Chibibar

heh. I met all the princesses at Disney World and all of them are fapable.
Added at: 16:52

Dave said:
I've never understood the allure of the mermaid. I mean...her bottom half is a fish. There's no way to even DO anything!

I think it is more like Nymph, they are "forever young" type. Plus most lore the mermaid can split their tails into legs for mating purpose. Or it could be the old "what you can't have" mentality. If people can't have it, some people would want it since they can't have it.