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The Jay Show - Interview # 3 - Gusto

Dec 6, 2011#1

Jay

Official Sign-Up thread here:
https://www.halforums.com/threads/introducing-the-jay-show-official-sign-up.26633/

The Jay Show proudly announces its "3rd" and LAST interviewee... GUSTO.
Let's be honest, things are down in the dumps for good ol' Kevin "The Gusto" Miller and the time is ideal right now for me to kick him hard while he's down.

In the end... my hopes are to inspire him to get back on his feet, the Jay way, so that he can...

This interview will be voice chat based. The Jay is available to take suggestion to improve voice quality and the fine people of Halforums are encouraged to send me your discreet PMs and try to bamboozle Gusto with your own questions. You know your roll, I expect many many bamboozles for this forum member.

The interview will take place sometime next week.

In the meanwhile, I'll continue "research".

Dec 6, 2011#2

LittleSin

Last interview?

Dec 6, 2011#3

Dave

Why last? That was quick!

Dec 6, 2011#4

Jay

Oh, of 2011. Ooops!

Dec 6, 2011#5

ThatNickGuy

Whew. Don't scare me like that, damnit!

Dec 6, 2011#6

phil

The last one will be Frankie Williams because then we'll be out of Canadians.

Dec 6, 2011#7

LittleKagsin

Oh, yay! I'm glad there will be more interviews! And I'm way excited Gusto is your next pick. =^^= Cannot wait.

Dec 7, 2011#8

Gusto

Cool. Coolcoolcool.

Dec 7, 2011#9

Dirona

phil said:
The last one will be Frankie Williams because then we'll be out of Canadians.

Hardly! Out of Eastern Canadians maybe - there's still Addamon, Emrys, Eriol and myself (at least that I can think of off the top of my head).

Through our wit and charm, we will eventually take over. Jay's interiews are just to butter you up so you *think* we're nice.

Dec 7, 2011#10

Jay

0 Bamboozles yet... Gusto sucks.

Oh, did I choose another Canadian? My bad. It's not always about nationality people... Canadians are just more interesting overall.

Dec 7, 2011#11

gargoyle_eva

stop choosing northen hemispherians dammit......Wait, maybe I shouldnt say that, between me and kovac I dont think we have any other semi regular southern hemispherian posters

Dec 7, 2011#12

Gusto

BamBOOzle me guys!

Dec 7, 2011#13

Jay

Current Count = 0

Dec 7, 2011#14

Chad Sexington

Dirona said:
Hardly! Out of Eastern Canadians maybe - there's still Addamon, Emrys, Eriol and myself (at least that I can think of off the top of my head).

Through our wit and charm, we will eventually take over. Jay's interiews are just to butter you up so you *think* we're nice.

Dec 7, 2011#15

phil

Gusto said:
BamBOOzle me guys!

Eh, I'm kind of over this now.

Twice was enough, ya know?

Dec 7, 2011#16

checkeredhat

Dirona said:
Hardly! Out of Eastern Canadians maybe - there's still Addamon, Emrys, Eriol and myself (at least that I can think of off the top of my head).

Through our wit and charm, we will eventually take over. Jay's interiews are just to butter you up so you *think* we're nice.

(There's a lot of us on here.)

Dec 8, 2011#17

HCGLNS

checkeredhat said:
(There's a lot of us on here.)

Get back in your cage you filthy Oakvillian!

Dec 8, 2011#18

Disconnected

phil said:
The last one will be Frankie Williams because then we'll be out of Canadians.

*cry

Dec 8, 2011#19

checkeredhat

HCGLNS said:
Get back in your cage you filthy Oakvillian!

Hey, I'm in Mississauga now, thank you. And I only lived in Oakville for college. I'm actually from Georgina.

Dec 8, 2011#20

Cajungal

YAY! Gusto always had one of the best AMA threads... this is gonna be good. I will try to think of some questions.

Dec 9, 2011#21

Jay

Bamboozles = 2

Lots of people promising, no one really delivering. How this can go from 15 to 4 to 2 is beyond me, this is Gusto people....

I guess I'll ask him if he goes camping....

Dec 9, 2011#22

strawman

My previous bamboozles were generic. Just use all the questions you didn't use the last two times.

Dec 9, 2011#23

Gusto

I'm a moderator!

Bamboozle the man!

The Jay Show: Fuck the Police Edition.

Dec 9, 2011#24

Officer_Charon

Gusto said:
The Jay Show: Fuck the Police Edition.

I believe that would be MY interview, brah. *chuckles*

More like "Dodge the Banhammer" edition, amirite?

Dec 9, 2011#25

LittleSin

Can we send more than one bamboozle?

Dec 9, 2011#26

LittleKagsin

Please do! I've spouted to many lame questions, I hope someone else sends better one's so Jay doesn't use mine. Go LittleSin, go!

Dec 9, 2011#27

Gusto

Ladies all the time be questionin' me. :awesome:

Dec 9, 2011#28

Jay

Yes, people usually more than one.
Hopefully this time, I won't have to read someone asking what Gusto's measurements are.
Added at: 14:46
Goddamnit people. Damn you. Damn you straight to hell.

Dec 9, 2011#29

Gusto

Jay, after the interview, I'd be interested in seeing what the rejected questions were.

Dec 9, 2011#30

LittleKagsin

C'mon Jay, I did my best! I don't think I derserve to be damned...

Dec 9, 2011#31

Officer_Charon

I fired off a couple. I may have to start asking some of the more demented members of my watch for assistance.

Dec 9, 2011#32

Jay

LittleKagsin said:
C'mon Jay, I did my best! I don't think I derserve to be damned...

I'll make sure to ask for your measurements.

Dec 10, 2011#33

Gusto

Whoa hey what.

Seriously though I'll answer measurement questions. I have nothing to be ashamed of.*

*yes I do but probably not what you're thinking.**

**I'm totally sober you guys.***

***No.

Dec 12, 2011#34

Gusto

Interview tonight.

Excited and nervous. Here we go.

Dec 12, 2011#35

LittleKagsin

Good luck Gusto! I can't wait to listen.

Jay said:
I'll make sure to ask for your measurements.

Don't get to excited.

Dec 12, 2011#36

Officer_Charon

LittleKagsin said:
Good luck Gusto! I can't wait to listen.

Don't get to excited.

Too late, lass...

Dec 12, 2011#37

Jay

That's a negatory for tonight

Need more prep time (not enough good quality bamboozles... you people are far too kind... treat Gusto like you treat Norris goddamnit) and the Jay has to pickup someone at the airport after work.

Sometime this week I hope,

Dec 12, 2011#38

strawman

Boo!

Dec 12, 2011#39

Officer_Charon

We need a consistent target ID for the "bamboozles." Some people may not completely understand what is required of a good one?

Is it zany? Does it require thought? Random? Risqué? Raunchy?

All of the above?

Dec 12, 2011#40

Cajungal

I agree with Charon. I like coming up with random hypothetical questions, and I sent a couple, but I don't know how crazy these are supposed to be.

Dec 12, 2011#41

Tress

Jay said:
not enough good quality bamboozles... you people are far too kind... treat Gusto like you treat Norris goddamnit

Why don't you just ask the questions people sent you instead of waiting for awkwardly sexual and/or goofy questions?

Dec 12, 2011#42

strawman

I'm pretty sure Jay's just saving up bamboozles so he can ask us the ones we sent in when we get interviewed.

I'm on to your scheme, Jay!

That's why all my latest bamboozles are only applicable to the person being interviewed.

:csi:

Dec 12, 2011#43

Gusto

a million people said:
bamboozle

Dec 12, 2011#44

Jay

Tress said:
Why don't you just ask the questions people sent you instead of waiting for awkwardly sexual and/or goofy questions?

https://www.halforums.com/threads/introducing-the-jay-show-official-sign-up.26633/

#6

Dec 12, 2011#45

LittleKagsin

Officer_Charon said:
Too late, lass...

Ah, I've never been called lass before. I like it!

Dec 12, 2011#46

Officer_Charon

Jay said:
https://www.halforums.com/threads/introducing-the-jay-show-official-sign-up.26633/

#6

IOW, "Deal with it."

Dec 12, 2011#47

Jay

What about a sexy lass?

Lassie?

Little Kaglassie?

Dec 12, 2011#48

Officer_Charon

LittleKagsin said:
Ah, I've never been called lass before. I like it!

Och aye, an' it be a pleasure to be ye first!

Dec 12, 2011#49

Gusto

I still think I gave her the best nickname.

That is to say, I give everyone awesome nicknames. :awesome:

Dec 12, 2011#50

Jay

Hey, what are the odds of you taking a pic in your work uniform with your arms crossed so that I can Photoshop it with

IOW
"Your Pic"
Deal with it

?

Dec 12, 2011#51

LittleKagsin

Do I know this nickname?

Dec 12, 2011#52

Jay

Gusto said:
I still think I gave her the best nickname.

That is to say, I give everyone awesome nicknames.

What's mine?

Goddamn 10 seconds wait between posts... IM BEING SUPPRESSED

Dec 12, 2011#53

Gusto

I've been calling you L-Kagz.

Dec 12, 2011#54

LittleKagsin

Oh, thats right! Adorable.

Dec 12, 2011#55

Gusto

I've called you Jay since you were SeriousJay, and every once in a while I call you Jiggidy Jay in my head.

Dec 12, 2011#56

LittleKagsin

Jay said:
What about a sexy lass?

Lassie?

Little Kaglassie?

And no, Jay, I've never been called those either..so those are a first too.

Dec 12, 2011#57

Jay

Gusto said:
Jiggidy Jay

Dec 12, 2011#58

Officer_Charon

Jay said:
Hey, what are the odds of you taking a pic in your work uniform with your arms crossed so that I can Photoshop it with

IOW
"Your Pic"
Deal with it

?

Stand by.... gonna see if I can get one of my gas station attendant friend to help out... lighting right now SUCKS

Dec 12, 2011#59

Jay

LittleKagsin said:
And no, Jay, I've never been called those either..so those are a first too.

I love being first!

Added at: 21:30

Officer_Charon said:
Stand by.... gonna see if I can get one of my gas station attendant friend to help out... lighting right now SUCKS

Are you.... working right now?
Sir, you're awesome.

Dec 12, 2011#60

Gusto

Jay said:
View attachment 3798

Ah, les mots justes.

Dec 12, 2011#61

Jay

Tu parle francais? No, c'est dommage mon copain qui abite ou Napoleon a eu sa defaite.

Parli puo darci l'italiano?

Dec 12, 2011#62

Gusto

A little French. Like, enough to know what you said but not enough to respond.

Dec 12, 2011#63

Officer_Charon

Jay said:
Hey, what are the odds of you taking a pic in your work uniform with your arms crossed so that I can Photoshop it with

IOW
"Your Pic"
Deal with it

?

Here ya go.... two views

Added at: 21:59
Et je parle francais aussi. E anche un po d'italiano. Y un poquito d'espanol.

Dec 12, 2011#64

Emrys

Officer_Charon said:
Och aye, an' it be a pleasure to be ye first!

Get a room!

Dec 12, 2011#65

LittleKagsin

Emrys said:
Get a room!

With Doom Weasels?

Dec 12, 2011#66

Emrys

LittleKagsin said:
With Doom Weasels?

Oh, so you like the kinky stuff?

Dec 12, 2011#67

LittleKagsin

Emrys said:
Oh, so you like the kinky stuff?

Heh, no...
I was really just trying to include you there...

Dec 12, 2011#68

Emrys

LittleKagsin said:
Heh, no...
I was really just trying to include you there...

So... you're saying you... and me... and O_C?
This is becoming more interesting by the moment. What else do you like, chère? :unibrow:

Dec 12, 2011#69

Jay

Damn Sir, that's a nice vehicle you have there.

Dec 12, 2011#70

LittleKagsin

Oh my landlord...this conversation did not go where I intended. Haha!

I think I'll just shush now....

Dec 12, 2011#71

Jay

http://memegenerator.net/Pull-Over-Cop

Dec 12, 2011#72

Officer_Charon

Jay said:
Damn Sir, that's a nice vehicle you have there.

Meh, it's a pool car... just happens to be the best one in the pool. I'm due for my own take-home soon... probably after New Year's...

Dec 12, 2011#73

Tress

Jay said:
https://www.halforums.com/threads/introducing-the-jay-show-official-sign-up.26633/

#6

Then stop crying and make up some fucking questions. You can't have it both ways.

Dec 20, 2011#74

LittleKagsin

Let it begin!
Let it begin!!
LET IT BEGINNNNN!!!!

Dec 20, 2011#75

Gusto

Man if only it weren't the holiday season and Jay and I weren't otherwise ~~procrastinating~~ occupied.

Dec 20, 2011#76

strawman

Your haberdashery knows no bounds.

I know, it's a stretch. Haberdasher --> men's clothing --> makes slacks --> you slacker.

Dec 20, 2011#77

Officer_Charon

stienman said:
Your haberdashery knows no bounds.

I know, it's a stretch. Haberdasher --> men's clothing --> makes slacks --> you slacker.

You barely got that one to fit, steinman. Maybe you need to work on tailoring your ripostes to your audience, so as better to needle them.

Dec 20, 2011#78

drifter

Cut it out.

Dec 20, 2011#79

Officer_Charon

Now now.. just because you can't measure up, that's no need to resort to such drastic lengths.... you could always just bolt out of here, rather than ruffle everybody.

Dec 20, 2011#80

Gusto

hurr hurr puns

Dec 20, 2011#81

Officer_Charon

Okay okay... jeez, sorry....

Dec 20, 2011#82

Bones

you could always cobble something together....

Dec 20, 2011#83

strawman

Sew you want to duel eh? That's quite unseamly, but it you insist I'm quite sure I can pin you down. This behavior doesn't really suit me, though.

Dec 20, 2011#84

LittleKagsin

Dec 20, 2011#85

Jay

Dec 27, 2011#86

phil

Soooooo... This is never gonna happen?

Dec 28, 2011#87

Bones

I think so Phil. I think Jay is done.

Dec 28, 2011#88

strawman

I thought he was simply putting it off until after the holidays.

Dec 28, 2011#89

Bones

thats cool too, I figured it might be like most projects in which it starts and after awhile people just dont have the time to give it anymore.

Dec 29, 2011#90

PatrThom

Hey, I sent in a bunch of questions. Some of them are good even by Jay's standards.
We lack not for raw material. What we lack is ... an interview.

--Patrick

Dec 29, 2011#91

LittleKagsin

I'm pretty sure they were just busy with the holidays and so decided to postpone it. Which, 'holidays' may very well include New Years, so hopefully after that they can get to an interview.

Dec 29, 2011#92

strawman

He has a status. Read it.

Dec 29, 2011#93

Jay

After the holidays. SWTOR...

duuurrrrp

Dec 29, 2011#94

PatrThom

stienman said:
He has a status. Read it.

I read it. We don't want Veggie Tales, we want interviews!

--Patrick

Dec 29, 2011#95

Jay

Soon....

I'll get in tough with Gusto soon.....

Dec 29, 2011#96

Adammon

Jay said:
Soon....

I'll get in tough with Gusto soon.....

If it's that tough, use lube.

Dec 29, 2011#97

Jay

Too moist.

Dec 29, 2011#98

Adammon

Jay said:
Too moist.

Tell him to stop crying

Dec 29, 2011#99

Jay

He's from Waterloob

Jan 4, 2012#100

Jay

Tomorrow night, the interview shall happen.

Jan 4, 2012#101

Gusto

Aw yeeeeah

We doin this

Jan 4, 2012#102

ThatNickGuy

Jan 4, 2012#103

LittleKagsin

In lieu of the above post...I will resist my urge to post the same. (Which, I'm pretty sure I posted something of that nature in here somewhere..and has been lost to time.)

But still, eee, excite! I kind of adore you both.

Jan 4, 2012#104

Jay

Interview interrogation is all set to good with all questions and bamboozles are accounted for.
It was far easier than the previous few times as many fine bamboozles provided some tasty questions.
Did I mention we'll be 2 to grill you tomorrow night Mr. Miller?

Jan 4, 2012#105

Gusto

Jay said:
Did I mention we'll be 2 to grill you tomorrow night Mr. Miller?

View attachment 3954

Coolio.

And to continue the barbecue metaphor, I'll be providing my own whisky sauce.

Jan 4, 2012#106

PatrThom

Who will be providing the wet-naps?

--Patrick

Jan 5, 2012#107

Jay

Expect the spicy questions to rub you the wrong way.

Jan 5, 2012#108

Gusto

Awesome.

It's been a particularly rough couple weeks so it'll be nice to cry on the internet while I'm being recorded.

Jan 5, 2012#109

Gusto

That was a lot of fun. Having a co host was a much more conversational interview, but that made it like 75 minutes long.

Jan 5, 2012#110

Jay

.. you survived.

Uploading now.

Jan 5, 2012#111

Cajungal

YES! I am very excited to hear this... I haven't heard any. It's probably time for a Jayshowathon this weekend.

Jan 5, 2012#112

Jay

http://www.2shared.com/audio/QlnntzRu/Gusto.html

Enjoy.

Jan 5, 2012#113

PatrThom

Downloading it now.

--Patrick

Jan 6, 2012#114

LittleKagsin

Ah, I love these so much. Thanks so much for putting work into this - to everyone involved!

It makes me wish that I was independantly wealthy so that I could fly us all somewhere and have a huge party.

Jan 6, 2012#115

Gusto

Yes please do that.

Jan 6, 2012#116

LittleKagsin

Haha, I'll do my best!

Jan 14, 2012#117

Bumble the Boy Wonder

I laughed when he called you unemployable. OUT LOUD.

Jan 14, 2012#118

Officer_Charon

I wouldn't say that you sound like Brian...

I might, however make an argument for Charlie the Unicorn's Canadian cousin ("aught-seven, aught-eight?")

This is in no way a bad thing.

It did rather seem like y'all were more recording a conversation for archival purposes, rather than recording The Jay Show. I think, as suggested in the other thread, it might have benefitted from a constraint on the time.

That being said, this was very enjoyable - the bamboozles were FANTASTIC (the kindergarten class/football team one literally made me spit-take onto my dashboard. Well-played.)

Jan 14, 2012#119

Frankie Williamson

Finally got around to listening to it. Good stuffffffffffff and everyone was around the same volume, which was super swell.

Jan 27, 2012#120

Jay

12 downloads...

:eek:

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