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The Lion King... IT'S REAL!

Aug 20, 2009#1

Calleja

Aug 20, 2009#2

Shegokigo

Broken Image link ftw!

Aug 20, 2009#3

CynicismKills

IT'S THE LIIIIIIITLE RED X

AND IT MOOOOVES US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL

Aug 20, 2009#4

Calleja

Wait, really? I was sent that link verbatim, I didn't sign in to any page to see that...and I still see it fine.

Aug 20, 2009#5

Shegokigo

CynicismKills said:
IT'S THE LIIIIIIITLE RED X

AND IT MOOOOVES US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL

Through despair and hooooope!

Aug 20, 2009#6

CynicismKills

Shegokigo said:
CynicismKills said:

IT'S THE LIIIIIIITLE RED X

AND IT MOOOOVES US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL

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Through despair and hooooope!

THROUGH AN IMAGE CAAAAAAAAAAACHE

Aug 20, 2009#7

Calleja

there, I re-hosted.

silly people

Aug 20, 2009#8

Bubble181

On this thread unwinding.....

Aug 20, 2009#9

Shegokigo

Calleja said:
silly people

What's a motto you?

Aug 20, 2009#10

CynicismKills

Shegokigo said:
Calleja said:

silly people

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What's a motto you?

If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat
Eat my buddy Pumbaa here, 'cause he's a tasty treat
Come on down and dine
On this tasty swine
All you gotta is get in line
Are you achin'...

Yup yup yup

Fooooor some bacon?

Aug 20, 2009#11

Bubble181

Shegokigo said:
Calleja said:

silly people

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What's a motto you?

Shaddapa yo face!

The "you" at the end suddenly makes it a different song.

Aug 20, 2009#12

Calleja

so no one finds the picture incredibly hilarious?

goddamn it, I need to start hanging out with less mature people.

Aug 20, 2009#13

CynicismKills

Actually I hadn't bothered to look at the image now that it's fixed.

It's cute, I'm not sure it's funny though.

Aug 20, 2009#14

Shegokigo

LESS MATURE!?!

Aug 20, 2009#15

Rob King

There are no less mature people. Some days you have to descend to varieties of beans to find creatures less mature.

Aug 20, 2009#16

Bubble181

I liked it, in a "wish I'd taken the picture" sort of way.

Aug 20, 2009#17

Calleja

CynicismKills said:
Actually I hadn't bothered to look at the image now that it's fixed.

It's cute, I'm not sure it's funny though.

it's funny if you think "timon and pumbaa", it may be cute if you think "warthog and meerkat"

I think it's a photoshop, though.

Aug 20, 2009#18

filmfanatic

Bubble181 said:
Shegokigo said:

Calleja said:

silly people

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What's a motto you?

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Shaddapa yo face!

The "you" at the end suddenly makes it a different song.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsDQ93iguP8:10ssc1gu][/youtube:10ssc1gu]

Aug 20, 2009#19

*I* thought it was hilarious and so did my wife.

Aug 20, 2009#20

Calleja

Thank you, Turbo, I knew I couldn't be the only one to guffaw mightily.

Aug 20, 2009#21

Bubble181

SLJ is awesome.

Aug 20, 2009#22

CynicismKills

Calleja said:
CynicismKills said:

Actually I hadn't bothered to look at the image now that it's fixed.

It's cute, I'm not sure it's funny though.

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it's funny if you think "timon and pumbaa", it may be cute if you think "warthog and meerkat"

I think it's a photoshop, though.

Or not, at least for me, as I did see it as Timon and Pumbaa. Opinions and all that.

Aug 20, 2009#23

Pojodan

Woah, that's awesome!

Nice find, Calleja!

Aug 20, 2009#24

Garbledina

I'm forwarding that to my sister, who will greatly enjoy it. Excellent.

Aug 20, 2009#25

Jay

Awesome

Aug 20, 2009#26

I'm highly amused by this.

Dig a tunnel, dig-dig a tunnel...quick before the hyena comes!!

(What? I liked Lion King 1 1/2!)

Aug 20, 2009#27

Gusto

Heeeeeee's a big pig.

Yub Yub

You could be a big pig too!

OI!

Aug 21, 2009#28

Hylian

AmorousEyes said:
:never seen Lion King:

Aug 21, 2009#29

Calleja

hylian said:
AmorousEyes said:

:never seen Lion King:

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....is... is she real? Am I hallucinating?

WHERE THOSE SHROOMS BAD?!

Aug 21, 2009#30

AshburnerX

I laughed.

Aug 21, 2009#31

Hylian

AmorousEyes said:
Calleja said:

hylian said:

AmorousEyes said:

:never seen Lion King:

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....is... is she real? Am I hallucinating?

WHERE THOSE SHROOMS BAD?!

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To make it worse, I own the Platinum edition on DVD. It's sitting on the shelf right behind me.
Disney songs irk me, that's my main peeve with watching them. I haven't even seen Mulan, or Hunchback, or Anastasia, or Lilo & Sitch, or Hercules, or Pocahontas, or Aladdin, or... etc.. etc..

I just can't bring myself to watch them...

And to make it worse I have seen all of those that you mentioned.

Aug 21, 2009#32

Shegokigo

If any of them, I recommend Mulan. Very little singing in comparison to the others you listed.

Aug 21, 2009#33

Calleja

I disagree, of those listed Aladdin is the clear superior.

Sure, there are a few songs, but come ON! THEY'RE AWESOME!! *starts hyperventilating*

Aug 21, 2009#34

Shegokigo

Aladdin is FILLED with songs though, very "Disney like" songs. Which is what she just finished saying she doesn't like to see/hear.

Aug 21, 2009#35

Calleja

No, no person alive has ever uttered those words, it's clearly all part of the bad shroom trip. :waah:

Aug 21, 2009#36

Just Me

Shegokigo said:
If any of them, I recommend Mulan. Very little singing in comparison to the others you listed.

This!

And then there is a subtle twist in tune in of the songs and after that no more songs in the movie.

Aug 21, 2009#37

@Li3n

Calleja said:

Holy smurf, i knew it, the animals are starting to talk to each other... next thing you know people will start singing in the street and fairies will come out of the wood work... Disney must be stopped...

Aug 21, 2009#38

Shegokigo

@Li3n said:
Holy smurf, i knew it, the animals are starting to talk to each other... next thing you know people will start singing in the street and fairies will come out of the wood work... Disney must be stopped...

Animation come to life?

Yes please!

Aug 21, 2009#39

@Li3n

No, see, the catch is that it's only Disney animation... so no hot cartoon chicks... well, not any that will put out anyway.

Aug 21, 2009#40

Calleja

I don't know, I'm sure Snow White was kinky as shit.

How can you live with seven middle aged male dwarves and NOT be?

Aug 21, 2009#41

AshburnerX

Calleja said:
I don't know, I'm sure Snow White was kinky as shit.

How can you live with seven middle aged male dwarves and NOT be?

It's even worse in the original story; Snow White is underage in that one.

Also, I've seen every movie mentioned in this thread in the last year. I loves me some animation.

Aug 21, 2009#42

@Li3n

Calleja said:
I don't know, I'm sure Snow White was kinky as shit.

How can you live with seven middle aged male dwarves and NOT be?

Easy... she got Disnified... now she lack a vagina...

Aug 21, 2009#43

North_Ranger

Ahhh.. The days when Disney didn't suck...

Aug 21, 2009#44

bhamv3

I actually actively disliked the lack of songs in Mulan. I mean, you've got LEA freaking SALONGA singing Mulan's voice! What a waste to have her sing, like, one song and then two lines of another song.

Nowadays when I go to karaoke, I always sing a few Disney songs. Partly because their selection of English songs is very limited, and partly because I just like them, you know?

Aug 21, 2009#45

JCM

Saved and printed. :rofl:

Aug 21, 2009#46

Wahad

Rafiki was better. :humph:

Nice find though.

Aug 21, 2009#47

@Li3n

AshburnerX said:
Calleja said:

I don't know, I'm sure Snow White was kinky as shit.

How can you live with seven middle aged male dwarves and NOT be?

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It's even worse in the original story; Snow White is underage in that one.

She was under 15?!

also, if you want worse, try the original Sleeping Beauty... the thing that woke her was way beyond a kiss... so way beyond.

Aug 21, 2009#48

sixpackshaker

The singing in Hercules is pretty good, The Muses/Chorus is basically an African American gospel choir. Old Disney and their silly racism...

Aug 21, 2009#49

lafftaff

Calleja said:
I think it's a photoshop, though.

No! I refuse to believe it could be shopped! One the many dreams I had as an 8-yr old have come true. I was obessed with The Lion King as a kid & wanted to believe that secretly all the animals of the African plains lived like this.

Aug 21, 2009#50

Shegokigo

lafftaff said:
Calleja said:

I think it's a photoshop, though.

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No! I refuse to believe it could be shopped! One the many dreams I had as an 8-yr old have come true. I was obessed with The Lion King as a kid & wanted to believe that secretly all the animals of the African plains lived like this.

Well they do, what you don't see is the warthog brutally killing and eating the meercat in the next photo. :twisted:

Aug 21, 2009#51

lafftaff

Shegokigo said:
lafftaff said:

Calleja said:

I think it's a photoshop, though.

Click to expand...

No! I refuse to believe it could be shopped! One the many dreams I had as an 8-yr old have come true. I was obessed with The Lion King as a kid & wanted to believe that secretly all the animals of the African plains lived like this.

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Well they do, what you don't see is the warthog brutally killing and eating the meercat in the next photo.

*innocence dies*
No! They sing happy songs...and, and do the hula! :waah:

Aug 21, 2009#52

Shegokigo

If you want dead innocence I'll post some Lion King Rule34. :hump:

Aug 26, 2009#53

Calleja

This thread.

It needs to live.

Hakuna Matata, friends. Hakuna Matata.

Aug 26, 2009#54

P

Poftoffel

Calleja said:
This thread.

It needs to live.

Hakuna Matata, friends. Hakuna Matata.

What a wonderful phrase.

Aug 26, 2009#55

Calleja

It is, isn't it?

I've found that it means no worries, for the rest of your days.

Aug 26, 2009#56

wana10

it's our problem free philosophy

Aug 26, 2009#57

Calleja

....whose?!

It's certainly not YOURS, sir. :humph:

Aug 26, 2009#58

Hylian

Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!

Aug 26, 2009#59

Calleja

...how did YOU get to level 49!? AND get the posting award, even if I have like 2k posts more?

Oh, it's on.

Aug 26, 2009#60

wana10

Calleja said:
....whose?!

It's certainly not YOURS, sir. :humph:

excuse me?! it damn well is mine.

humph, the nerve of some people

Aug 26, 2009#61

P

Poftoffel

Calleja said:
...how did YOU get to level 49!? AND get the posting award, even if I have like 2k posts more?

Oh, it's on.

I don't remember that version of the song but I only have seen it in Dutch so..... :eek:

Aug 26, 2009#62

Hylian

Calleja said:
...how did YOU get to level 49!? AND get the posting award, even if I have like 2k posts more?

Oh, it's on.

technically you have like 1200 more posts not 2000

Aug 26, 2009#63

Calleja

yeah? well, technically, you're like 1200 times stupiderer than me.

Aug 26, 2009#64

AshburnerX

What's the deal with points anyway? Is it tied to the games?

Aug 26, 2009#65

Hylian

Calleja said:
yeah? well, technically, you're like 1200 times stupiderer than me.

Gee you Mexicans are sensitive.

(j/k)

Aug 26, 2009#66

Calleja

It's the latin temper, I'm sorry, ask Chippy

Here, have some Cajeta.

Aug 26, 2009#67

North_Ranger

Tell me that Scar doesn't sound like a magnificent badass when he sings in Zulu.

Aug 26, 2009#68

Calleja

Scar is a magnificent badass in any language, dude.

I like the Zulu version's voice, though.

Aug 26, 2009#69

Hylian

I really like they way he sounds in that video :thumbsup:

Aug 26, 2009#70

North_Ranger

What do you think of the Finnish version, then?

(Scar)
Sen tiedän, et aatoksen voimaa
Ole ei teillä kai laisinkaan
Vaan tyhmyyttänne mä en soimaa
Kun käyn teitä komentamaan

On aivonne tyhjistä tyhjin
Ja järkenne järjettömyys
Vaan tottelevaisuus käskyihin
On se tää mielenkiintoni syy

Valmistautuen käyn tähän aikaan
Vihdoin vaihtuvi tää kuninkuus
Se selkääsi riipii
Kun luoksesi hiipii

(Shenzi)
Vaan minne se loikki?

(Scar)
Nyt laita suu poikki
Jos ohjeeni jaatte
Te palkkion saatte, kun mun paikkani on kuninkuus
Silloin kaikkia saan komentaa
Vallan saan!

(Banzai)
Jeah, vallan saat. Vallan hauskaa. Ai miten?

(Scar)
Kuningas kuolee.

(Banzai)
Tä, onks se pipi?

(Scar)
Ei typerys, me tapamme hänet. Ja Simban myös.

(Hyenas)
Hyvä idea. Ei enää kuningasta! Ei kuningasta, lallalallalaalaa

(Scar)
Idiootit! Meille tulee kuningas!

(Banzai)
Ei mut sä sanoit...

(Scar)
Minä olen kuningas! Seuratkaa, ettekä ikinä näe nälkää!

(Hyenas)
Kauan eläköön kuningas!
Eläköön kuningas! Eläköön kuningas!

On kohta nyt Scar kuninkaamme
Joka hyeena herkkuja saa

(Scar)
Te myös totta kai teette työnne
Se vaatimus on kuninkaan
On eessämme herkkujen aika
Ja vaikka mä parhaimmat saan
Mut tahtoain riko et lainkaan
Mua ilman et saa karvakaan

Valmistautuen käyn tähän juoneen
Valmistautuen käyn rikokseen
Kun voittomme vihdoin me saamme näin silloin
Oon kaikista suurin
Kun hymyhuulin oon kuningas kaiken
Sen kunnian sai ken
Kun kuningas oon kaiken teen

Kun mun hampaani kruunuun vain saan
Vallan saan
Kun mun hampaani kruunun vain saan vallan saan!

Aug 26, 2009#71

Hylian

He doesn't seem quite as menacing

Aug 26, 2009#72

Calleja

This is the version I grew up with:

The rolling words make it sound evil-er, according to some commenters.

Aug 26, 2009#73

Hylian

here is the one I grew up with

Aug 26, 2009#74

North_Ranger

How's this for size?

The voice for Timon used to be a pretty popular Finnish slapstick comedian.

(Timon) Hakuna Matata sana ihana on
(Pumba) Hakuna Matata kertoo kohtalon
(Timon) Ei huolen häivää, päivä on huoleton
(Timon&Pumba) Filosofiaa näin on se vaan
(Timon) Hakuna Matata

TALK..

(Timon) Kun hän oli aivan pien
(Pumba) Kun mää olin aivan PIIIEEEN
(Timon) Ihan kiva
(Pumba) Tänks
(Timon) Hän huomasi omaavansa sen aromin, joka löyhkäten siisti koko savannin
(Pumba) Sydän sialla on, vaikka haisenkin
Ja siis en ollut siunattu ystävin
Ja voi häpeää
(Timon) Voi häpeä
(Pumba) Kestä en elämää
(Timon) Voi hirveää
(Pumba) Ei ole vierasta
(Timon) Ja mitä sä teet
(Pumba) Tekee mieleni...
(Timon) Hei Pumba, ei yleisön edessä
(Pumba) Ou, sori
(Timon&Pumba) Hakuna matata
Sana ihana on
Hakuna matata
Kertoo kohtalon
(Simba) Ei huolen häivää
Päivä on huoleton
(All) Filosofiaa näin on se vaan
Hakuna Matata

TALK..

(Simba) Ei huolen häivää
Päivä on huoleton
(All) Filosofiaa näin on se vaan
Hakuna Matata!

Aug 26, 2009#75

Shegokigo