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The newest clique in high school: "teenage werewolves"

#1

Troll

Troll

Because goth kids and emo kids are soooooo lame.



Wow. :rolleyes:


#2

Gusto

Gusto

Teen Mummies, plz.

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TEEN FISHMEN :Leyla:


#3

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

The mom makes a good point though, I mean he could be doing much worse things.


#4



Dusty668

She'll change her tune when he pees on the table leg.


#5



Cobra Star

That school is within driving and BURN THE FURRIES distance from me.


#6

figmentPez

figmentPez

Ha, reminds me of the forum I used to frequent. There was a guy on there who claimed to be a werewolf by genetic heritage. He said that lycanthropes weren't actually wolves or shapshifters, but an ethnic group that had gotten the reputation of being wolf-like. He was a little bit of a nutcase, and also claimed to know vampires (both those that drank blood, and those who drained life energy from people or even vegetables).


#7

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Teens wear outrageous clothes as a form of self (if slightly conforming) expression. News at 11.


#8

Vagabond

V.Bond

Dress up all you want.

The fact that you are a teenager is terrifying enough.


#9



Matt²

...I was a human when I was a teenager.


#10

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

I want teen sailors, maybe we can call them Seaman!


#11

Troll

Troll

Ravenpoe said:
Teens wear outrageous clothes as a form of self (if slightly conforming) expression. News at 11.
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I know, I know. I just thought it was funny and wanted to share, Mr. Buzzkill. :p

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CynicismKills said:
The mom makes a good point though, I mean he could be doing much worse things.
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I thought that too. I'm glad she isn't freaking out about it and making the kid feel bad. In fact, that's probably the best way to help him grow out of it. Nothing kills teenage angst like parental acceptance and support.


#12



Philosopher B.

Matt² said:
...I was a human when I was a teenager.
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Pull the other one, it has got bells on.


#13



Wasabi Poptart

Meh. I used to howl at the moon when I lived in the boonies. I was part of a "wolf pack", too, when I played W:tA. lol


#14



Cobra Star

Matt² said:
...I was a human when I was a teenager.
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Yes I feel like a human..... I do not feel like a tree.....


#15

Bowielee

Bowielee

Fuck FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Is there no end to the abominations that Twilight will inspire?


#16

figmentPez

figmentPez

Teen Werewolves don't like Xbox 360! What freaks.
(NSFW, language)



#17

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Oh, just furries. I thought this was something interesting.


#18

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Hee hee hee... sometimes people saying there's a bit of animal in each of us sounds to me like a chicken trying to say he's part falcon. Sorry, bub, lose the guns and cars and you're somebody's lunchmeat :D

Otherwise... meh, as long as they don't go around pissing on the carpet, go ahead.


#19

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

figmentPez said:
those who drained life energy from people or even vegetables).
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He knew Bunnicula?



#20

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

That book made me want to scream, but not in terror.

"You stupid animals! Who gives a shit if he drains life from vegetables? He's a goddamn rabbit! He's going to eat them anyway!"


#21

Rob King

Rob King

I'm surprised that the OP's news clip was not about a zillion times more sensational. I'm proud of you, America.


#22

figmentPez

figmentPez

escushion said:
That book made me want to scream, but not in terror.

"You stupid animals! Who gives a shit if he drains life from vegetables? He's a goddamn rabbit! He's going to eat them anyway!"
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They were worried that the veggies would become undead and do something horrible. Don't you remember them staking the veggies with toothpicks?


#23

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

figmentPez;391575][QUOTE=escushion said:
That book made me want to scream, but not in terror.

"You stupid animals! Who gives a shit if he drains life from vegetables? He's a goddamn rabbit! He's going to eat them anyway!"
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They were worried that the veggies would become undead and do something horrible. Don't you remember them staking the veggies with toothpicks?[/QUOTE]

It was preemptive self-defense.


#24

Necronic

Necronic

figmentPez said:
Teen Werewolves don't like Xbox 360! What freaks.
(NSFW, language)

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omfg....do you think that's serious?

You know, past a certain point you don't get to look back on how you used to act and say "oh I was just going through a phase". When you cross that line you have to stick by your guns forever. This guy....this guy is soooo screwed.


#25

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Necronic;391598][QUOTE=figmentPez said:
Teen Werewolves don't like Xbox 360! What freaks.
(NSFW, language)

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omfg....do you think that's serious?

You know, past a certain point you don't get to look back on how you used to act and say "oh I was just going through a phase". When you cross that line you have to stick by your guns forever. This guy....this guy is soooo screwed.[/QUOTE]

No, that guy wasn't serious. What he was, though, is a comedic genius. I laughed so hard.

"Now sasquatch can play halo 3!"


#26

Necronic

Necronic

ha, missed the sasquatch line.


#27

Ross

Ross

"We're not a gang at all. Like, gangs are posers. They just want attention..."

Yeah, put a bushy tail on your ass and tell me you're not looking for attention. You're on the local news.

Also, where are the Michael J. Fox references?!? We're all thinking it, I'm just saying it.

EDIT: Took a better look at Ame's post. I'll go ahead and slap myself now.

For your enjoyment.


#28

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

Gusto said:
Teen Mummies, plz.
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Here you go

http://teenmommies.org/default.aspx

Sorry.. thought you said mommies


#29

Gusto

Gusto

Man I would've loved some teenage mermaids when I was in high school. :heart:


#30

Gusto

Gusto

Don't quote scripture at me. ;)


#31

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Amorous Eyes;391653][QUOTE=Gusto said:
Don't quote scripture at me. ;)
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That just makes it extra funny.

*continues watching season 3*[/QUOTE]

The lost city of Atlanta? :)

I love these smiley's, they look so goofy and fun.


#32

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Gusto said:
Don't quote scripture at me. ;)
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Please tell me where that quote is from.

It's okay if the answer is Futurama.


#33

Null

Null

You know, I was in marching band in high school, so I have no ground to call anyone out on being dorks in high school.

That being said.


What a bunch of fucking dorks.


#34

General Specific

General Specific

Michael Landon beat them to it by about 50 years.



#35

Troll

Troll

Null said:
You know, I was in marching band in high school, so I have no ground to call anyone out on being dorks in high school.

That being said.


What a bunch of fucking dorks.
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We all had dorky moments, I'm sure. But these guys really take it to a whole new level.


#36

Cajungal

Cajungal

"I was 18 once. I remember having a contrived personality." -Dana Gould

It happens. It's stupid, but I remember getting in line behind a title in a desperate attempt to define myself too.


#37



Chazwozel

I was a gearhead in highschool. We smoked cigarettes, worked on our cars, and threw wrenches at idiots like these.


#38



TwoBit

I remember when werewolves use to be cool.

Wait, no I don't.


#39

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

TeKeo;391568][QUOTE=figmentPez said:
those who drained life energy from people or even vegetables).
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He knew Bunnicula?

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When I was a kid, I had a Howard the Duck comic with a vampire cow in it...

ah yes, here it is...




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