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http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/13185-congo

This is actually really funny. And I can't believe I liked Congo when I was 12.

He had "stop eating my sesame cake" and that's all I needed.

I bid you good day.

His relationship with dolls seems quite worrisome. I mean, most of them seem to be cursed or just plain wrong in some way.

I wonder if his home was built on an ancient doll burial ground...

I only vaguely remember watching parts of the movie when I was little. the only part that really stayed in my head was the laser gun.

I laughed at hungry-hungry-hippos but that was about it.

Not a very good episode, IMO. Especially the first bit with the Amy-doll. I found it to be disturbing and gross, and not humorous at all. Seriously, has the Critic been spending too much time on /b/ or something?

The Donkey Kong midi was pure genius. - And the Brando cameo?

Hey look, a pool! Let's jump in! Gwaaaa!

Hated that movie. Felt like a made-for-TV movie POS.

I'll watch NC's video soon.

What's really sad is I read the book, and it's AWESOME. It's amazing how they can take an excellent book and turn it into a POS film. The same goes for Timeline.

He didn't mention the pilot of the plane that got shot down was Jimmy Buffett.

IronBrig4 said:

What's really sad is I read the book, and it's AWESOME. It's amazing how they can take an excellent book and turn it into a POS film. The same goes for Timeline.

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Now having watched the review, I see exactly what pissed me off about this movie.

Where were the fucking killer gorillas? They're the centerpiece to the book, they take so much time in the book setting up defenses, figuring out how these things work--I mean, they're in a shitstorm to survive because of these gorillas.

In the movie, they're just an obstacle to the diamond that didn't matter anyway. Stupid as hell. The movie never seems to find its legs, like it never really knows where it's going or what it's trying to do.

And it still looks like a made-for-TV movie. I just didn't realize there were so many awesome actors in this piece of shit before.