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...a warm one.

Can't wait for relatives to GTFO out my house on the 1st...

Both of those are preferable over a wet one.

Or a brown striped one.

Or an absent one.

Or a seat-less one.

Krisken that is basically what I said. Bad boy, go to time out!

:: Times out::

Or just one that has been left up. I hate that.

Man, do I know the feeling. I love my relatives, and I am so happy that they come for Christmas... but my uncle is weird. On Christmas morning, he wears my green robe. I hid it in my room instead of keeping it in the bathroom this year, because... well, yuck. He's a 6'2" old man. It doesn't hit him below the knee like it does on me. He's an awesome guy... but also a weird one who shamelessly borrows young women's robes.
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Let me just stress that he's wearing stuff underneath it as well. Still...

All of my relatives are either dead or estranged due to my parents' rabid isolation fixation. I sometimes feel sad about this, before I remember what a bunch of religious loonies and cockbags most of my relatives I've met were. It sure was sad not having my grandfather over for the holidays this year, though. May he rest in peace.

That's kinda what it seems like, heheh. It never makes me mad or anything... it's just strange. But he's a funny, strange guy, so I guess it fits. Man, now I miss them again.

Why don't you get him a robe as a present? It'd be a fitting thing to do

Tinwhistler said:

lol, maybe he just doesn't think about it. I once wore calli's pink robe when I needed to get a soda late at night when the boys had a bunch of friends over. They all went "eww!" and I told 'em "at my age, you stop caring"

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Classic.

I make it a point to buy wooden toilet seats. Those babies never get that cold.

I thought the only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is finding a racoon is using it.

HCGLNS said:

I thought the only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is finding a racoon is using it.

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HCGLNS said:

I thought the only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is finding a racoon is using it.

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Hey, at least it's potty trained

Denbrought said:

Why don't you get him a robe as a present? It'd be a fitting thing to do

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You know, that's a fine idea. I just always feel a little guilty after a while. I think, 'Well, we keep telling them to make themselves at home... so I guess, my robe is your robe.'

Then I wash it.

There isn't much worse than a fuzzy toilet seat.

I've always wanted to make one of these.

I would rather pee outside...

This:

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=/&gl=US#/watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=JjGd1C6E4ys

Ironic that I write this post being on the toilet. With a warm seat.

Andi said:

This:

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=/&gl=US#/watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=JjGd1C6E4ys

Ironic that I write this post being on the toilet. With a warm seat.

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You and your mobile links confuse my browser.

This is precisely why I'm glad there are two bathrooms in my place. Mine is for me and me alone. Everyonelse can use the 2nd.

First Lady Puffinstuff said:

You and your mobile links confuse my browser.

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This happens when you post a youtube link from your iPad...

The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is ...

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is a squat toilet.

The one thing I'll never miss from Southeast Asia.

I'm horrified beyond belief.

My sanity has returned

And all it took was a toilet flat on the floor?

I think he's saying the more constipated he is, the less sane he is.

Turkish toilets suck so bad... they had a goodly number of them where I lived in France... you think finding a turd in the bowl of a public toilet is bad enough... try finding a squat toilet where someone's beached a fleet all AROUND the hole, and you've got a case of Kansas Quickstep...