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The Settings Reflex

#1

Calleja

Calleja

Gorram it, Halforums.

I've gotten into the habit of clicking on the Settings button you see to your top right, next to My Profile, to easily see a list of all my subscribed threads with new posts. It's a pretty good hub of sorts even if it doesn't show WHO made the last post for some reason (hey, can we do something about that, by the way?)

The routine for me on Halforums has now become.. Settings, check out oldest subscribed thread with new posts, click back on settings, rinse, repeat. When there are no more subscribed threads I then head to What's New.

The problem with this habit is that now I'm finding myself CONSTANTLY clicking on the Settings button... ALL OVER THE FRACKING INTERNET! GMail, Last.fm, Facebook.. whatever. You'd be surprised how many sites have a very similarly-placed link on the top right. It's annoying as hell cause the similarly placed link on all these sites is of NO use, and half the time you find me staring blankly at a settings page I had no intent of visiting.

Please tell me I'm not alone in this?


#2

Null

Null

You're so very, very alone.


#3

ElJuski

ElJuski

w-what?


#4

Cajungal

Cajungal

It's you and the maytag man, Calleja. ALONE.


#5

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Hey, glad I caught you, had this guy on hold awhile. Calling himself One, saying he's the loneliest number. He thinks you might have something in common.


#6

ElJuski

ElJuski

I really wish I had a flying fuck idea to what you were talking about.


#7

Calleja

Calleja

I hate you guys.


#8

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

:lol:


#9

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

It's you and the maytag man, Calleja. ALONE.
Oh, no she didn't! *snap, snap, snap, head swivel* Mm-mm!


#10

Calleja

Calleja

....who's the maytag man? :paranoid:


#11

Cajungal

Cajungal

It's you and the maytag man, Calleja. ALONE.
Oh, no she didn't! *snap, snap, snap, head swivel* Mm-mm![/QUOTE]

Awesome. If I'm ever rich I'm gonna pay someone to do that every time I say something like that.

Calleja, Maytag is a large appliance brand--washing machines, I think--and the joke in the old commercials is that the Maytag repairman is the loneliest man ever, because no one ever needs him.


#12

Calleja

Calleja

Awww :cry:


#13

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

is the loneliest man ever, because no one ever needs him.
Pfft. My Calleja mancrush says otherwise.


#14

Gusto

Gusto

As do my many faulty Maytag appliances. :humph:


#15

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

As do my many faulty Maytag appliances. :humph:
Everyone of those faults were due to your misuse of the product, not the product itself! :humph:


#16

Calleja

Calleja

is the loneliest man ever, because no one ever needs him.
Pfft. My Calleja mancrush says otherwise.[/QUOTE]

Supermen unite!


#17

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

is the loneliest man ever, because no one ever needs him.
Pfft. My Calleja mancrush says otherwise.[/QUOTE]

Supermen unite!
[/QUOTE]

Only one man can wear that shirt, and you sir, are no Angry Joe! :humph:


#18

Cajungal

Cajungal

Aw man. After explaining the joke, I feel bad. You're not a repairman! :waah:


#19

Gusto

Gusto

As do my many faulty Maytag appliances. :humph:
Everyone of those faults were due to your misuse of the product, not the product itself! :humph:[/QUOTE]

:humph:


#20

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Only one man can wear that shirt, and you sir, are no Angry Joe! :humph:
:humph: Keep your Angry Joe. I've been told that few people can pull of a Superman belt buckle as well as I can.


#21

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

As do my many faulty Maytag appliances. :humph:
Everyone of those faults were due to your misuse of the product, not the product itself! :humph:[/QUOTE]

:humph:[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah?



#22

Calleja

Calleja

is the loneliest man ever, because no one ever needs him.
Pfft. My Calleja mancrush says otherwise.[/QUOTE]

Supermen unite!
[/QUOTE]

Only one man can wear that shirt, and you sir, are no Angry Joe! :humph:[/QUOTE]

Pfft, it's one of my favorite shirts. Not only cause it's awesome, but it's one of the few t-shirts that make me look GOOD for some reason... it's my (getting)lucky shirt. :biggrin:


#23

Cajungal

Cajungal

As do my many faulty Maytag appliances. :humph:
Everyone of those faults were due to your misuse of the product, not the product itself! :humph:[/QUOTE]

Gusto, you're not supposed to put live animals and humans in a washing machine.


#24

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

As do my many faulty Maytag appliances. :humph:
Everyone of those faults were due to your misuse of the product, not the product itself! :humph:[/QUOTE]

Gusto, you're not supposed to put live animals and humans in a washing machine.[/QUOTE]

It's either one or the other, not both!


#25

Calleja

Calleja

but humans ARE animals!


#26

Gusto

Gusto

Then how the fuck am I supposed to clean 'em!?

:humph: :humph: :humph:

My name is Humphty, and it's spelled with an -umphty...


#27

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Then how the fuck am I supposed to clean 'em!?
The old fashioned way: a high powered hose!


#28

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

but humans ARE animals!
THE BIBLE SAYS OTHERWISE.


It says we are lumps of mud.


#29

Calleja

Calleja

Men are, at least. Women were created from a rib. No info on whether it had BBQ sauce or not, though.


#30

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

I don't think God intended ribs not to have barbecue sauce.


#31

MindDetective

MindDetective

The best ribs I ever had were unsauced. They were basted in a bleu cheese and butter sauce. Oh. Your. God. They were amazing.

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