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Time for another one, folks. Say what you love/fear about our Shegokigo!


I like that when she assaulted me, she only took one eye and one hand. In retrospect, it really helped when I went to the job interview at Captain Blackheart's scurvy crew

I like Shego because a friend of mine was giving me crap about my inability to play TF2. I told him I'd meet him on a certain server and he got headshot six or seven times before he gave up and went somewhere else.

I miss Shego on TF2

No.

I appreciate the fact that she has allowed me to continue living

I love to fear her. It gives my life purpose.

Shego has made such a difference in my life, it's hard to express with words. She was there for me when I had no one. She listened to me, and helped me to understand that in order to face my demons, first I had to face myself. Shego...Shego helped me to become the man that I am today.

And then she cut me.

Shego taught me the life lesson of sacrifices.

After all, she sacrificed everything I own to a huge fire.

I like Shego because, in addition to her wonderful wit and wisdom, it's cool to know someone else who's a fan of Kim Possible.

Shego keeps things interesting. Also, she's constantly trying to make me broaden my horizons.

Cajungal said:

Shego keeps things interesting. Also, she's constantly trying to make me broaden my horizons.

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By "broaden" she means "spread". I'll leave "horizons" to your imagination, since leaving it to my imagination makes it hard to stand up.

Shego's cool.

We dueled, I lost. For my penance I must sacrifice a comely lass every month.

Cajungal said:

Also, she's constantly trying to make me broaden my horizons.

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....

I'll be in my bunk.

lo, but by the grace of her presence I would have not seen the errors of my ways and repented.

It's weird, I had a dream about Shego just last night (no, it wasn't sexual). We were staying in the same hotel, and we went to her room to hang out. I was thinking how nice she seemed in person, but then she put on her vampire fangs and was going to drain my blood. I tried to hide, but all the hotel rooms were being used for scientific experiments with bizarre machines.

Shego is a woman I'd like to meet in person...if I was single.

Love the Shegs but goddamn are these type of threads pointless.

You're pointless.

SeriousJay said:

Love the Shegs but goddamn are these type of threads pointless.

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yes, because publicly telling someone we like them is soo outmoded. Science forbid we want to tell someone that we enjoy their presence.

"oh no, so and so likes so and so, they are kiss asses!" = obsolete.

Crone;356341][QUOTE=SeriousJay said:

Love the Shegs but goddamn are these type of threads pointless.

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yes, because publicly telling someone we like them is soo outmoded. Science forbid we want to tell someone that we enjoy their presence.

"oh no, so and so likes so and so, they are kiss asses!" = obsolete.[/QUOTE]

shut up

Oh please, don't bullshit me. These type of threads are simply too sickening to endure any longer without having to comment on it. Along with terrible expressions such as "Science forbid".

Sweet Jesus, can we make it stop! Isn't it enough that specific people are referred to every couple of threads that truly an official thread dedicated specifically to them is not really needed? Are advice sub-forums for specific members of the community really needed that I have to look at them every day instead of having a neat listing of forums only I care to see? Nooooooooooooooooooooooo... let us continue to cater to the select few, let us shove our proverbial noses so far up the asses of specific members of the forums that we don't know where we start or where they end.

I have no issues with specific people and I like them myself but for the love of God can we not glorify them like forum porn stars?

It's just for fun. Most of what we talk about here doesn't have much of a point. No one's begging you to read them.


....would it make you feel better if we kissed your ass instead?

I'd cheer you on, but that seems ironic.

SeriousJay said:

Oh please, don't bullshit me. These type of threads are simply too sickening to endure any longer without having to comment on it. Along with terrible expressions such as "Science forbid".

Sweet Jesus, can we make it stop! Isn't it enough that specific people are referred to every couple of threads that truly an official thread dedicated specifically to them is not really needed? Are advice sub-forums for specific members of the community really needed that I have to look at them every day instead of having a neat listing of forums only I care to see? Nooooooooooooooooooooooo... let us continue to cater to the select few, let us shove our proverbial noses so far up the asses of specific members of the forums that we don't know where we start or where they end.

I have no issues with specific people and I like them myself but for the love of God can we not glorify them like forum porn stars?

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I love you

Chazwozel;356357][QUOTE=SeriousJay said:

Oh please, don't bullshit me. These type of threads are simply too sickening to endure any longer without having to comment on it. Along with terrible expressions such as "Science forbid".

Sweet Jesus, can we make it stop! Isn't it enough that specific people are referred to every couple of threads that truly an official thread dedicated specifically to them is not really needed? Are advice sub-forums for specific members of the community really needed that I have to look at them every day instead of having a neat listing of forums only I care to see? Nooooooooooooooooooooooo... let us continue to cater to the select few, let us shove our proverbial noses so far up the asses of specific members of the forums that we don't know where we start or where they end.

I have no issues with specific people and I like them myself but for the love of God can we not glorify them like forum porn stars?

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I love you[/QUOTE]

Now to make a thread in honor of him!

Cajungal said:

It's just for fun. Most of what we talk about here doesn't have much of a point. No one's begging you to read them.


....would it make you feel better if we kissed your ass instead?

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Sweetie. That would make me even more annoyed, especially if it became popular.

It's not this thread that bothers me, it's the way certain members of this community are glorified as forum porn stars and have "lesser" forum members getting in line to proverbially suck their cyber dick. This gets old really fast. Every 2nd or 3rd thread has this heavily going on and it's annoying. Take a step back and read some threads, you'll see where I'm coming from.

Let's hold hands and become individuals please. Goddamned smurfs.

SeriousJay said:

Goddamned smurfs.

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I'd say I want to Grumpy, but I think that ones taken.:biggrin:

After calling out "science forbid", you go and type something that opens with a sentence so drippingly condescending, it's making me feel bad for CG. I find that odd. There's no way to start a sentence with "pet name, pause" that doesn't sound like you're talking down.

Esp. when CG was obviously joking.

Fed up, not grumpy. This forum used to have some quality threads awhile back, wtf happened, all I'm seeing now is cyber fellatio.

I'm having steak tonight, I'm fantastic.

Well... Angel Pumpkin... in my mind it's just another harmless way to kill time. But whatever. Agree to disagree and all that. I admit this is one of the more pointless threads, but I don't think it's something worth getting mad about.

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I was joking, but it's no big deal. Can't really help it if something makes you mad. He has every right to express his opinion.

Anybody else feel like shouting "BILL BRASKY!" after reading this thread? I'd post the video, but NBC removes most SNL clips from Youtube.

Because, you know, this forum has always been about content heavy threads.

fade said:

Esp. when CG was obviously joking.

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I know she was.

There's more ways to have fun other than creating useless appreciation threads to go up other poster's asses.

SeriousJay;356370][QUOTE=fade said:

Esp. when CG was obviously joking.

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I know she was.

There's more ways to have fun other than creating useless appreciation threads to go up other poster's asses.[/QUOTE]

Then start a thread that you think is better and let the people here have their fun. Don't you think that might be a better solution? One thing that gets me fed up is when people break out the old "this place used to have good threads" when a certain type starts to come up a little more than they'd like. If there's something that interests you more, maybe we'd like to hear about it.

...angelpants.

Well, I was having fun. Now I'm all upset because no one has ever called me "Angel Pants".

Fun Size said:

Well, I was having fun. Now I'm all upset because no one has ever called me "Angel Pants".

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Don't be sad..... Sugar Knickers.

That's the issue, I don't want people to have their fun in threads like this.
Don't mind me, it's just my way of hijacking the thread and discouraging the practice of brown-nosing that been going on a bit too much for my tastes.

Cajungal said:

It's just for fun. Most of what we talk about here doesn't have much of a point. No one's begging you to read them.


....would it make you feel better if we kissed your ass instead?

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ITT: Jay feels left out.

SeriousJay said:

Oh please, don't bullshit me. These type of threads are simply too sickening to endure any longer without having to comment on it. Along with terrible expressions such as "Science forbid".

I have no issues with specific people and I like them myself but for the love of God can we not glorify them like forum porn stars?

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TLDR: "oh no, so and so likes so and so, they are kiss asses!"

also, you really have a bone to pick over a choice of phrasing? Yes, I'm not in your little group of cool kids, and science forbid I give a damn what you react to, but isn't complaining about someone else because they don't talk the way you do a bit elementary?

Chazwozel said:

shut up

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odd thing there chaz, is its cool it everyone else is lavishing praise on you, you never step up and bash on those people. You stay quiet or positive about it, yeah? But god forbid if someone who annoys you starts praising someone else. It's not like you couldn't man up and just ignore them/ that thread, but instead you instinctively reply.

It amuses though, that when people not in your little peer group of internet tough boys start doing things on the forum you dislike, you get mad instead of doing the mature thing and ignoring them . Is it because you're mad they aren't giving you that attention?

___

Dammit I was just one upped with efficient brillance by Tin. No appreciation thread for you!

As an aside, I find it fitting that a shego appreciation thread have conflict, somehow.

*stuff*.....But god forbid... *stuff*

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There we go, that's much better.

:slywink:

fade said:

I'd cheer you on, but that seems ironic.

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unexpected?

Jay, when did you become a fun nazi? Were you always like this?

And what the fuck is a forum porn star?

Can I be one?

LittleSin said:

Jay, when did you become a fun nazi? Were you always like this?

And what the fuck is a forum porn star?

Can I be one?

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I'm going to try to incorporate that term into some halforums lyrics.

I'm not so presumptuous. I just want to be a fluffer.

shenanigans

I want to be the person that oils people up so they look awesome on camera. I would also give relaxing massages.

See, I think that us being the fluffers is a much better analogy than we lowly forumites lining up a suck a forum porn star's dick. I mean, if we're not also porn stars, why would they let us do that? We're more like the people who take inventory for astroglide, build the sets, bring them their mineral water, and yes, fluff.

I'll be in my trailer.

:toocool:

Crone said:

Dammit I was just one upped with efficient brillance by Tin. No appreciation thread for you!

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That's two compliments in two days from you. Are you sure I'm not the one you secretly have a crush on?

Gusto said:

I'll be in my trailer.

:toocool:

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Go on, Fun Size, Gusto needs a fluff.

THIS WASN'T IN MY CONTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This thread is now about fluffers.

SeriousJay approved.

Where's Allen? We definitely need some Dur.


He's being awfully quiet.

Hey, I don't operate on the men-folk. It's part of our contract.

We fluffers got us a union.

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This thread is now about fluffers.

SeriousJay approved.

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I have it on good authority that Fun Size can't wait to fluff you. And here's your mineral water, sir.

Woops. Did I just appreciate Allen?

I'd listen to a band called Seriousjay and the Forum Pornstars

No, you wondered why he is quiet.

Which is so weird.

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fade said:

Woops. Did I just appreciate Allen?

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I appreciate your appreciation of allen... and your new haircut, even if you don't like it.

fade said:

Woops. Did I just appreciate Allen?

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Everyone should appreciate Allen. If you make a thread, call it "Allen Appreciation Jamboree".

As of this moment, there shall be a prohibition on all appreciation threads.

*raises an iron fist*

Cajungal;356409][QUOTE=LittleSin said:

Jay, when did you become a fun nazi? Were you always like this?

And what the fuck is a forum porn star?

Can I be one?

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I'm going to try to incorporate that term into some halforums lyrics.[/QUOTE]

there's the basis of a song there. As for forum porn star, what with the advent of the net and webcams, any one here (regardless of looks/gender) could make that happen. Not that I know anything

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Tinwhistler;356421][QUOTE=Crone said:

Dammit I was just one upped with efficient brillance by Tin. No appreciation thread for you!

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That's two compliments in two days from you. Are you sure I'm not the one you secretly have a crush on? [/QUOTE]

When was it ever a secret, hotstuff?

Crone;356444][QUOTE=Cajungal;356409][QUOTE=LittleSin said:

Jay, when did you become a fun nazi? Were you always like this?

And what the fuck is a forum porn star?

Can I be one?

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I'm going to try to incorporate that term into some halforums lyrics.[/QUOTE]

there's the basis of a song there. As for forum porn star, what with the advent of the net and webcams, any one here (regardless of looks/gender) could make that happen. Not that I know anything[/QUOTE]


I believe that would certainly appeal to the masses of the mundane.

Aha, SeriousJay and the Masses of the Mundane

*air guitar*




Canada! Fuck No!

Shego reminds me of Mokey the Fraggle, and Fraggles remind me of Doozers, and I like Doozers, so Shego is fine by me!

Crone said:

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Tinwhistler;356421][QUOTE=Crone said:

Dammit I was just one upped with efficient brillance by Tin. No appreciation thread for you!

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That's two compliments in two days from you. Are you sure I'm not the one you secretly have a crush on?

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When was it ever a secret, hotstuff?[/QUOTE]

Ok, now you're just freaking me out.

Hackgland, if you think she's fine like that, you should see her actual non hidden face pictures. I wasn't kidding when I said way back when that she was hot. It's mildly tragic, really.

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Tinwhistler said:

Ok, now you're just freaking me out.

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And all was right with the universe.

Creepier Answer:
Just remember, when I was retouching that tinwhistle fiddle pic, it was like I was touching your face.

Oi vey.

oh science, I was starting to get worried because Shannow hadn't posted yet.

Screw the Mayan Calendar. When Shannow stops posting the same thing every time as a sign of disdain, that's the real start of the end

It sums up the feeling well, so no need to change it.

Crone;356459][QUOTE=Tinwhistler said:

Ok, now you're just freaking me out.

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And all was right with the universe.

Creepier Answer:
Just remember, when I was retouching that tinwhistle fiddle pic, it was like I was touching your face.[/QUOTE]


That's ok..i like stalker chicks.

wanna hook up on chatroulette?

Tinwhistler said:

wanna hook up on chatroulette?

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again?

OT:
I still appreciate Shegokigo. at least once a month. Mostly at night, though sometimes for a few days at a time.

It makes me laugh to see SeriousJay and Chaz publicly agree with each other because most of the time I forget they're two different people.

About Sheki? She's okay. Pretty funny sometimes. A much better and more serious gamer than I am, by a lot. And that's about all I know about her.

Lying Bastard said:

It makes me laugh to see Crone and Lying Bastard publicly agree with each other because most of the time I forget they're two different people.

About Sheki? She's okay. Pretty funny sometimes. A much better and more serious gamer than I am, by a lot. And that's about all I know about her.

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since someone is bound to bring it up.

You know, I do these not to brown nose, but to let forum people know they're appreciated, hence my often insane opening remarks. Hell, the Espy one was because of the union thing.

I planned to do one for EVERYONE on the forum, Jay and I'm sorry if it made it look like I was just catering to the 'forum stars' as it were.

This thread couldn't have gone better.

Well, it could use some blood smears on the wall, and maybe a dismemberment or two, but still, very nice all around.



I give it two thumbs up

There! Now the place feels like home.

Crone: You mean we aren't? Dammit, why doesn't someone tell me these things?

Shegokigo said:

This thread couldn't have gone better.

Well, it could use some blood smears on the wall, and maybe a dismemberment or two, but still, very nice all around.


I give it two thumbs up

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I don't want to bath you with too much praise, considering

I was going to post something but then I was notified that if I did so it would be sucking someone's cyber dick or something? Then there was like, an argument. Something about porn stars, and fluffing. I thought like, my pillow could use a fluff, but then I realized fluffing was... not what I was thinking. Then Lesbian Vampire Killers and a suicide. And are they lesbians and vampire killers? Or do they kill lesbian vampires exclusively?

I'm really confused, I don't even know if this is the thread I originally opened.

Shego is good times. Is this that thread still?

Well, that was the blood of virgins though, so we should all be safe...

Or maybe they're lesbian vampires, who are also killers.

Hhhmmm...felt this place did need a bit more gore. I dont think the walls are red enough.

*Pulls out paint brush and hack saw.

Shegs came through when I needed her last Halloween.

I can say with pretty reasonable certainty that I love her.

I dislike boring, close-minded, shallow people.
Shego is passionate, clever, intelligent, and dextrous.
These make her interesting.

--Patrick

PatrThom said:

I dislike boring, close-minded, shallow people.
Shego is passionate, clever, intelligent, and dextrous.
These make her interesting.

--Patrick

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cute.

Um... so.. this thread has been a fun read. It seems the serious train pulled in this afternoon, which was way ahead of schedule.


Oh and yeah, Shegs is pretty cool. I'm really glad she's back and that things are going well for her.

Espy said:

Um... so.. this thread has been a fun read. It seems the serious train pulled in this afternoon, which was way ahead of schedule.

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I'd like to say I had nothing to do with. I'd also like to say I approve of box wine. However.

Crone;356687][QUOTE=Espy said:

Um... so.. this thread has been a fun read. It seems the serious train pulled in this afternoon, which was way ahead of schedule.

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I'd like to say I had nothing to do with. I'd also like to say I approve of box wine. However.[/QUOTE]

You know what? It's pretty good stuff. Everyone always said I should try the "Black Box" wine so I bought some cab and it's not half bad.

drink a glass on behalf of Shego then, and I'll see if I can get to the bottom of this bottle of stolichnya

Well, if you do that, then, I might have to join you with a celebratory post-tattoo pipe.

go ahead. I'm trying recall the details of her face, but funny thing about vodka. The pic in the car and the pic with the devil horns seem to slip into one anither,

Well.. it's the same face, I'd guess, so you're really just combining different facial expressions? Maybe?

that's the joy of it. There's the "gee, this is my public face for pictures," and then there is the "oh my sciencegods hotter than hot private expression she has, when you know she's looking to kill someone and then have sex with a slave on the first victim's corpse. "

same face but not the same. craaazy

Ah, I see.. a Jekyll and Mrs. Hyde sort of thing. The ex had that same thing going on, except it wasn't a "killing someone and then fucking a slave" face, it was a "sex-crazed succubus who'll fuck you dry" face vs. a public face. The difference was night and day, and if you caught the first one you weren't gonna make your pending appointments for the day.

Nymphos are a handful, but so fracking worth it.

if they are only a handful you're not doing it right

No experience with nymphos but I generally prefer using both hands.

heh, handfulS then. Although she did like to both tie me up without warning AND struggle wanting me to pin HER down, not at the same time obviosuly. So in those cases hands were pretty much occupied.

this bowl made my tongue numb. Trying to say "parangaricutirimicuaro" is fun as hell like this.

I like Shego.

I appreciate that i can enjoy the slaughter without having to worry about it being the cops whenever someone knock on the door a bit too loudly...

Espy;356688][QUOTE=Crone;356687][QUOTE=Espy said:

Um... so.. this thread has been a fun read. It seems the serious train pulled in this afternoon, which was way ahead of schedule.

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I'd like to say I had nothing to do with. I'd also like to say I approve of box wine. However.[/QUOTE]

You know what? It's pretty good stuff. Everyone always said I should try the "Black Box" wine so I bought some cab and it's not half bad.[/QUOTE]

Heathen!

Crone;356672][QUOTE=PatrThom said:

dextrous.

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cute.[/QUOTE]Solely referring to gaming skill, but if the adj fits...

I am foced to admit that my brain is far better at double entendre than I am.

--Patrick

PatrThom;356936][QUOTE=Crone;356672][QUOTE=PatrThom said:

dextrous.

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cute.[/QUOTE]Solely referring to gaming skill, but if the adj fits...

I am foced to admit that my brain is far better at double entendre than I am.

--Patrick[/QUOTE]

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/foced

foced is not a word dictionary.com knows...

Calleja said:

foced is not a word dictionary.com knows...

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yes, thanks for pointing out the obvious and thereby ruining the point I was trying to express to Pat. You're so very helpful.

lmao, oh fuck, I missed HIS typo and then clicked on the link and got nowhere so I assumed it was YOUR typo so..... yeah, alright, I'll be in the corner. Bring a beer by when you have the time, will you?

Me, bring you a beer? Listen, just because Shego is the flashy showy violent one doesn't mean I won't glue your balls to your beard and kick you down a hill, VelcroNuts.

lol

my head hurts. I don'think I like shego anymore. or vodka...

Any excuse to fondle my balls, eh? sigh, it's always something with you. Fine, I'll let you play with my balls if you bring me a cold one.

Ha, VelcroNuts!

*writes that down*

Calleja said:

Any excuse to fondle my balls, eh? sigh, it's always something with you. Fine, I'll let you play with my balls if you bring me a cold one.

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odd that you consider glue a sex toy, considering the accident you had.

Fetishes have to be born some way, y'know?

Heh. I am forced to admit that my keyboard may need that shaking-out I keep postponing.

--Patrick

PatrThom said:

Heh. I am forced to admit that my keyboard may need that shaking-out I keep postponing.

--Patrick

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or you could stop eating at your computer....