2001: A Space Odyssey - Dave Bowman touches the Monolith and sees psychedelic lights, then becomes very old and then becomes a giant space baby. Everyone not on acid is very confused by this.
#14
Troll
The Bible - Jesus dies at the end. Then he gets better.
#15
Bubble181
Life - You die at the end. Whether or not you get better will be revealed in the sequel.
Normally, I think the stabs at Kurtz are pretty lame, but I laughed at this one.
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Fight Club - The "protagonist" IS Tyler Durden
HP7 - Harry is the last Horcrux.
#17
Piotyr
The Simpsons - Maggie shot Mr. Burns
#18
CincyGuy
A Kevin Spacey three-pack
Usual Suspects - Verbal is Keyser Soze
Se7en - Gwyneth Paltrow's head is in the box
American Beauty - The repressed gay marine neighbor shoots Lester
#19
Terrik
Greedo shot first.
#20
Piotyr
Clue - Prof. Plum killed Mr. Boddy with the candlestick in the hall. Mrs. Peacock killed the cook with the knife in the kitchen. Col. Mustard killed the motorist in the lounge with the wrench, Mrs. White killed Yvette in the billiard room with the rope, Mrs. Scarlet killed the cop in the library with the lead pipe, Wadsworth killed the singing telegram girl at the front door with the revolver, Wadsworth was actually Mr. Boddy, and Mr. Green killed Wadsworth in the hall with the revolver.
#21
Lurker
Titanic - The boat hits an iceberg and sinks.
King Kong - Kong climbs a skyscraper and falls to his death.
#22
Piotyr
The Passion of the Christ - Jesus dies.
#23
Hylian
DS9: Dr Bashir is a Genetically altered superman
Voyager: Janeway is a Bitch
TNG: Geordi is blind
#24
Cheesy1
Hey Hylian, you forgot:
TNG: - Data has a functional weiner.
#25
DarkAudit
PvP Forums: Actually, Straub killed it. Kurtz just pissed all over the still-warm corpse.
#26
LordRavage
Nightmare before Christmas- Jack Skellington kidnaps Santa Claus.
Schwarzenagger strokes his big gun and pumps round after round of cold long hard lead into countless people as they scream with pleasure from his long cock.