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The Spoiler Thread!

#1

Dave

Dave

In this thread you can post spoilers. Old spoilers, new spoilers, whatever. Book? Movie? Doesn't matter.

If you come in this thread and a movie or book is ruined for you then you have nobody to blame but yourself. Report it and I'll laugh at you.

Examples of format would be like this:


The Sixth Sense - Bruce Willis' character was a ghost the entire time and only the kid could see him!

Catfish - The family the guys drive to Michigan to meet turn out to be 1 single lonely woman who is a bit unstable.


have at it!

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Dear Zachary - His mom murders the baby at the end.


#2

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

what the fuck is Catfish.

Note: I am never reading this thread again.


#3



Matt²

Harry Potter Book 6 : Snape Kills Dumbledore


#4

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

All on Alfie - Alfie dies.


#5

phil

phil

:(


#6



Element 117

All on Alfie - Alfie dies.
Right before Bumble dies.

*stare*


#7

Chad Sexington

Garbledina

I think we should post spoilers sans titles and then you have to figure it out.

Kristin shoots JR.

Orr escapes to Sweden.


#8

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Friends: - Ross and Rachel get back together.

I Would Do Anything For Love: - But he won't do that.

PvP Forums: - Kurtz kills it.


#9

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Friday the 13th - the killer is his mother!

The Crying Game - the chick is a man!

Dirty Harry - he fired six shots!

Star Wars - they make prequels!

Highlander - they make sequels!

Sex and the City - the chick is a man!


#10

phil

phil

All on Alfie- Alfie kills dumbledoor.


#11

Cajungal

Cajungal

All on Alfie - Alfie dies.
:waah:


#12

Shannow

Shannow



#13

General Specific

General Specific

2001: A Space Odyssey - Dave Bowman touches the Monolith and sees psychedelic lights, then becomes very old and then becomes a giant space baby. Everyone not on acid is very confused by this.


#14

Troll

Troll

The Bible - Jesus dies at the end. Then he gets better.


#15

Bubble181

Bubble181

Life - You die at the end. Whether or not you get better will be revealed in the sequel.


#16

KCWM

KCWM

Friends: - Ross and Rachel get back together.

I Would Do Anything For Love: - But he won't do that.

PvP Forums: - Kurtz kills it.
Normally, I think the stabs at Kurtz are pretty lame, but I laughed at this one.

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Fight Club - The "protagonist" IS Tyler Durden

HP7 - Harry is the last Horcrux.


#17

Piotyr

Piotyr

The Simpsons - Maggie shot Mr. Burns


#18

nfldraftman

CincyGuy

A Kevin Spacey three-pack

Usual Suspects - Verbal is Keyser Soze

Se7en - Gwyneth Paltrow's head is in the box

American Beauty - The repressed gay marine neighbor shoots Lester


#19

Terrik

Terrik

Greedo shot first.


#20

Piotyr

Piotyr

Clue - Prof. Plum killed Mr. Boddy with the candlestick in the hall. Mrs. Peacock killed the cook with the knife in the kitchen. Col. Mustard killed the motorist in the lounge with the wrench, Mrs. White killed Yvette in the billiard room with the rope, Mrs. Scarlet killed the cop in the library with the lead pipe, Wadsworth killed the singing telegram girl at the front door with the revolver, Wadsworth was actually Mr. Boddy, and Mr. Green killed Wadsworth in the hall with the revolver.


#21

Lurker

Lurker

Titanic - The boat hits an iceberg and sinks.

King Kong - Kong climbs a skyscraper and falls to his death.


#22

Piotyr

Piotyr

The Passion of the Christ - Jesus dies.


#23

Hylian

Hylian

DS9: Dr Bashir is a Genetically altered superman

Voyager: Janeway is a Bitch

TNG: Geordi is blind


#24

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Hey Hylian, you forgot:

TNG: - Data has a functional weiner.


#25

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

PvP Forums: Actually, Straub killed it. Kurtz just pissed all over the still-warm corpse.


#26



LordRavage

Nightmare before Christmas- Jack Skellington kidnaps Santa Claus.


#27

Troll

Troll

Schwarzenagger strokes his big gun and pumps round after round of cold long hard lead into countless people as they scream with pleasure from his long cock.
:wtf:


#28

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Watchmen: Ozymondias did it thirty seven minutes ago.


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