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The stienman went down to Georgia...

Jun 23, 2016#1

strawman

Well, is going anyway. I'll be there most of next week around Atlanta. If anyone wants to meet up, let me know.

Jun 23, 2016#2

Gruebeard

I read the title wrong, was wondering why this wasn't in the NSFW section.

Jun 23, 2016#3

ThatNickGuy

Gruebeard said:
I read the title wrong, was wondering why this wasn't in the NSFW section.

Jun 23, 2016#4

Officer_Charon

I'd love to, but I'm 4 hours away....

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Jun 24, 2016#5

strawman

Officer_Charon said:
I'd love to, but I'm 4 hours away....

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You're four hours north, right? I'm coming from Michigan and have to pass by northern GA tonight on the way down, and then next weekend on the way up.

Jun 24, 2016#6

Denbrought

I'm an hour west of Atlanta, but vehicle is on the fritz. Are you actually staying within the perimeter?

Jun 24, 2016#7

strawman

Denbrought said:
I'm an hour west of Atlanta, but vehicle is on the fritz. Are you actually staying within the perimeter?

We will be in Peachtree City at points, and will travel to Montgomery, AL mid week, so perhaps we can stop by on the way to or from AL.

Jun 24, 2016#8

Officer_Charon

stienman said:
You're four hours north, right? I'm coming from Michigan and have to pass by northern GA tonight on the way down, and then next weekend on the way up.

I wish! Scenery up there is gorgeous. No, I'm 4-5 hours east-southeast of there, on the coast in Savannah.

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Jun 24, 2016#9

Celt Z

stienman said:
Well, is going anyway. I'll be there most of next week around Atlanta. If anyone wants to meet up, let me know.

I went to this laser show when we were in Atlanta in '96 (family get-together and Olympics). I have no idea if it's still running, but the park and show was great for kids.

Jun 24, 2016#10

Ravenpoe

There's not nearly enough fiddlin' in this thread.

Jun 24, 2016#11

strawman

Celt Z said:
I went to this laser show when we were in Atlanta in '96 (family get-together and Olympics). I have no idea if it's still running, but the park and show was great for kids.

Yeah, they still do it. Last time I went was 2006, and we had half the kids we do now. We might go again this year, might not, haven't set many plans yet.

Jun 24, 2016#12

strawman

Officer_Charon said:
I wish! Scenery up there is gorgeous. No, I'm 4-5 hours east-southeast of there, on the coast in Savannah.

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Ah, why did I think that, I knew you were in Savannah.

We will wave towards you, and I'll let you know if we head in that direction during our trip.

Right now, though, I'm jonesing for some boiled peanuts...[DOUBLEPOST=1466789458,1466789006][/DOUBLEPOST]On the road...

Jun 24, 2016#13

Bubble181

stienman said:
Yeah, they still do it. Last time I went was 2006, and we had half the kids we do now.

That sounds like one of those math challenge things. But if my calculations are correct you've somehow "managered" your way into getting 9 women to produce a baby in 1 month, or....ffff these advanced math forms are hard.

Jun 24, 2016#14

Gruebeard

Bubble181 said:
That sounds like one of those math challenge things. But if my calculations are correct you've somehow "managered" your way into getting 9 women to produce a baby in 1 month, or....ffff these advanced math forms are hard.

You were so close.

See, he Mormoned his way into getting 9 women.

Jun 24, 2016#15

PatrThom

stienman said:
Well, is going anyway. I'll be there most of next week around Atlanta. If anyone wants to meet up, let me know.

hamstergal:

theaustinstollhaus:

atoyont:

theaustinstollhaus:

So if “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” is be believed, you can fiddle duel the devil for your soul. My question is, does it only work with fiddles, or any contest? Saxophone duel? Guitar shred-off? Can you challenge the devil to a rap battle when he comes for you?
Even though I play piano I want to see someone fight for their soul with the tuba.
The Devil went back to Georgia and his thoughts were dark and cold
That Johnny kid had screwed him and he still needed a soul.
When he came across this young man blowin’ on a tuba and playin’ hits
And the devil took one look and said “You know what? Fuck this shit.”
“Kid, I know you won’t believe this, but I play the tuba too
“And if you wanna wager, well I’ve got a deal for you
“If I’m the better tubist, then I get to take your soul
“If you’re the best, you get this horn here, made from solid gold.”
The boy replied, “My name is Hans, and though it may be wrong,
“Your bet’s pretty intriguing, so I guess I’ll play along”
Hans, clean out your spit valves, and get ready for a show,
Two tubas feudin’ face to face; pick up your horn and blow.
‘Cause if you win, you get a brand new tuba made of gold,
And if you lose the Devil gets your soul!
(Oompah music intensifies)
The Devil opened up his case and said, “I’ll start, I guess.”
And fire puffed out from the bell as on the valves he pressed
He raised the mouthpiece to his lips, it made a wicked BLART
And a band of lederhosen demons joined in with him to start
(Roll Out the Barrel plays with extended tuba solo)
Hans looked the Devil in the eye, once he finished his piece,
Said “That’s okay, old man, but just you get a load of this!”
((http: //youtu.be/zmFYgc-Emmc and skip to 2:20)
The Devil bowed his head, because he knew he can’t compete.
He dragged that heavy tuba down; it crashed by Hans’s feet.
He turned away from Hans and as he retreated he said,
“Forget this crap. I’m gonna try telemarketing instead.”
(Tuba outro)
Can you challenge the devil to a rap battle when he comes for you?
Okay, someone 100% more black and 500% more educated in hip-hop than me needs to write The Devil Went Down To The ATL.
Shit, get fuckin’ Outkast to do it, Andre 3000 as the Devil would be AMAZING

source

--Patrick

Jun 24, 2016#16

evilmike

Jun 24, 2016#17

PatrThom

evilmike said:

Oh man, that takes me back.

--Patrick

Jun 24, 2016#18

DarkAudit

@stienman, if this catches you in time, stay off of I-77 and I-64 through WV. It's closed in places due to flooding.

Jun 24, 2016#19

Denbrought

DarkAudit said:
@stienman, if this catches you in time, stay off of I-77 and I-64 through WV. It's closed in places due to flooding.

Messaged him, hopefully he sees it either way.

Jun 24, 2016#20

strawman

Just passing Knoxville TN now, 3.5 hours until we can unload everyone and go to sleep...

Jun 26, 2016#21

redthirtyone

stienman said:
Just passing Knoxville TN now, 3.5 hours until we can unload everyone and go to sleep...

Was gonna say, MI to Atlanta should be a straight shot down I-75. You probably passed within a couple of miles of me as you blew past Lexington

Jun 26, 2016#22

PatrThom

redthirtyone said:
Was gonna say, MI to Atlanta should be a straight shot down I-75. You probably passed within a couple of miles of me as you blew past Lexington

Barring construction, it pretty much is...unless you choose to go via 69->65 (which is the route we take to go to AL and back).

--Patrick

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