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If you're not familiar with the Telephone game, it's where you tell someone else about something you heard. As it gets passed down, the story becomes more and more ridiculous until the original bit of news is lost entirely.

Thus, I am prepared for whatever you guys come up with. Respond to the previous post, making the story just slightly more off kilter. So, if I say "I drank root beer today!" You would say something like, "Hey, Nick had a beer today!" then someone else says "Nick had a beer...in the morning! That's crazy!" Etc, etc, to the point that the story becomes that I went on a mad, drunken bender throughout all of downtown Toronto with twenty hookers, an armadillo and Chevy Chase.

Here's your story:

Hey guys, I bought new comics yesterday!

Wow, Nick just purchased the publishing company New Comics!

Did you guys hear! Nick just bought a nude comics company!

huh? Nick just bought a nude comic symphony?

What? Nick just fought a nude comic symphony?

What? Nick thought up some crude astronomic villainy?

What? Rick brought up some gastronomical candy?

huh? Rick got some gastrointestinal issue from eating candies?

Rick and his gastrointestinal nanites are causing problems - as usual.

Rick passed a stone in the urinal and mike has snot problems

Rick Astley stole the Blarney Stone with Mike the Nose?!

Ashley and Barney got stoned with Mike?

Barney the dinosaur stoned some kid?

Someone got a vid of stoned dinosaur!

Someone got rid of a stoned dinosaur?

Someone bid on a bone spur?

Sean got pissed when he boned her?

Sean couldn't keep up his boner?

Shawn needed Viagra?

You yawned at Niagara?

You pawned Niagra falls?

No bond for Tiger Mauls?

Darth Maul bonded with a tiger?

Bond is a tiger?

I hear they're selling Tigger bonds now.

I heard they are selling Tigger and Pooh bondage videos now

Hey, my kids love the new tigger and pooh bandages!

I hear FPF's lids lose their new tender and poor comm badges.

You lost your lid to some badgers?

No, he loosened some bricks on some boogers.

Why on earth would you pick ticks off of cougars?

Why picket the cougers? They suck! That's why.

You pickup a Couger player for your fantasy football

You picked up a cougar who fulfilled your wildest fantasies?

You packed up a cooler that was filled with wind bandages? Whuh....?

He picked up a cougar that was into mind bondage?

He picked up a cougar who was into mime bondage?

He slipped a Luger into a wasp in time of Sundance?

What's this about a Lunar Sun Dance?

No no no, he said "Lunar Time-Lapse!"

Who mooned who?

The Doctor moaned how?

Doctor Who moans like a cow?

Screw you, who likes me now?

screw you, but you don't know how?

Screw two, but don't you kow-tow?

Stop making fun of cow-town!

Pop makare tuna bow bow?

Your Dad was doing bow-chika bow-wow with a tuna?

The Bow-Wow-Wow tune? That was "I Want Candy."

Doobies and WoW toons? That one was candy.

I don't like telephone games, We cann't through them like a play station. As i think.

... huh?

buh?

wuh?

Duh!

muh

Moo

Apparently cows like playing the telephone game.

duuuuuude

California surfer also love to drink milk while surfing and playing telephone games.

Dune, you say? Which version?

Hang about... the Beach Boys surfed over the dunes while on the telephone?

Dang that boat, the beach hoes' turf is done by Wily E. Coyote.

The boat has a hole in it because of a wiry peyote?

Some ho on the boat ate of all the pirogi?

I want some blow and all the bologna?

You want to blow Mahoney?

You want to blow some mahogany?

You want to put blow on my hogie?!