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The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances

Dec 23, 2012#1

Charlie Don't Surf

I've got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're going to hear about it.

Dec 23, 2012#2

Terrik

28 minutes and nothing.

Could this mean he actually doesn't have problems with us? Has the Christmas spirit moved Charlie?

Dec 23, 2012#3

Sparhawk

30 minutes later... nothing. I was looking forward to at least an entertaining post...

Dec 23, 2012#4

Gusto

Terrik said:
28 minutes and nothing.

Could this mean he actually doesn't have problems with us? Has the Christmas spirit moved Charlie?

Dec 23, 2012#5

Sparhawk

Over 3 hours now... it's either one heck of a list, or nothing at all.

Dec 23, 2012#6

ThatNickGuy

Maybe he took a drink for every grievance he came up with and passed out.

After the second one.

Because he's a lightweight.

Dec 23, 2012#7

Gusto

Perhaps he was defeated in the Feats of Strength.

Dec 23, 2012#8

WasabiPoptart

Maybe he's out raising money for the Human Fund.

Dec 24, 2012#9

Chippy

But I love you, Charlie.

Dec 24, 2012#10

bhamv3

Fine, I shall air my grievances with you guys first. You guys are gonna get an earful now, get ready.

Actually, no, I love you guys so much.

Dec 24, 2012#11

Bubble181

bhamv3 said:
Fine, I shall air my grievances with you guys first. You guys are gonna get an earful now, get ready.

Actually, no, I love you guys so much.

Sheesh, that in the season of joy and forgiving? You sure keep a grudge.

Me, I still love you all just as much as I did before.

Dec 24, 2012#12

Emrys

Bubble181 said:
Me, I still love you all just as much as I did before.

Which, on a scale of 1-10, is how much? -5?

Dec 24, 2012#13

Bubble181

Emrys said:
Which, on a scale of 1-10, is how much? -5?

That depends on your Bubble-likeability-roll. The racial bonus of -10 for humans doesn't help much, I admit, but gerbils, weasels and sloths have a racial bonus of +3, so you shouldn't worry

Dec 24, 2012#14

Terrik

Bubble181 said:
That depends on your Bubble-likeability-roll. The racial bonus of -10 for humans doesn't help much, I admit, but gerbils, weasels and sloths have a racial bonus of +3, so you shouldn't worry

And cold-hearted communists?

Dec 24, 2012#15

Bubble181

Terrik said:
And cold-hearted communists?

-10 for being human, +3 for begin cold-hearted, +5 for protecting Kittehs, +2 for having once been an SS buddy of mine. :awesome:

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