I considered making a "yo, I heard you like threads about sex, so I put a thread about sex in your thread about sex, so you can thread while you sex" joke, but refrained from doing so.
Now I'm not sure whether I'm supposed to feel good or bad that you did it instead.
Anybody here know how to sew? We can use Wasabi's thread to sew all these threads together in a horrible mass of a threadbomination. It'll be our new mascot!