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There's something outside my window here at work.

#1

Dave

Dave

Dudes, I am freaking out! I got Skyrim on Friday and after doing a family thing I started playing it. I stopped some time last night. This morning I got to work and now there's this huge thing right outside my window and it's driving me nuts.

It's pretty big and fucking bright! I can look at it, but not too long as it causes me to have problems with my vision. It's now making me very warm and I'm getting scared. Is it casting some sort of flame spell? I'm afraid to go outside or it might see me.

What should I do?


#2

Adam

Adammon



#3

bhamv3

bhamv3

Follow it, until you reach the Great Valley.


#4

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin



#5

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

Take a picture of it, and post it to r/pics with the title "Look at what's outside my office window"


#6

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Shouldn't this be a post in the Tales from Skyrim thread? *confused*


#7

Dave

Dave

No. This is not a tale from Skyrim, it is a sad and pathetic cry for help from me.


#8

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

Ask people on the internet for ideas about what you can do about this.


#9

MindDetective

MindDetective

Get therapy!


#10

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

No. This is not a tale from Skyrim, it is a sad and pathetic cry for help from me.
Sounds like you have a fever, and the only prescription, is more Skyrim.


#11

Dave

Dave

:thumbsup:


#12

Krisken

Krisken

Why was I picturing you like this?

Spouting this?
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.


#13



SeraRelm



#14

AshburnerX

AshburnerX

Something outside your window you say?



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