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Things to say during sex

Jul 15, 2009#1

Jake

I recommend reading the left side first.

Jul 15, 2009#2

Gurpel

Hello, vicar!

Jul 15, 2009#3

Steven Soderburgin

LoL!!!!!!!! XD :rofl:

:tongue:

:moon:

Jul 15, 2009#4

Allen, who is Quiet

I'm going to kiss your lips off

Jul 15, 2009#5

Batdan

I love how... ie Mandel's comedy.

Jul 15, 2009#6

Shegokigo

(Not your partner's name) ------> (Not their gender)

:rofl:

Jul 15, 2009#7

@Li3n

Hail Satan!

But what about satanists?!

Jul 15, 2009#8

Cajungal

Kissinger said:
LoL!!!!!!!! XD :tongue: :moon:

I think you broke Kissy.

Jul 15, 2009#9

Thread Necromancer

Who's your abusive step-father? :rofl:

Damn it, I just know I'm going to be :hump:

later and that's going to pop into my mind and I'm going to have to stop because I'll be laughing so hard. This is definately going to cause a problem.

Jul 15, 2009#10

Batdan

Thread Necromancer said:
Damn it, I just know I'm going to be later and that's going to pop into my mind and I'm going to have to stop because I'll be laughing so hard. This is definately going to cause a problem.

There's one they forgot: "Stunt Double!"

Jul 15, 2009#11

Foreign -> Ay Caramba!
Foreign -> Heil Hitler!

That is an excellent poster, Jake!

Jul 15, 2009#12

Wasabi Poptart

You're beautiful ----> like a moon

That was on the good side, but I really don't think I'd want someone to tell me that during sex. All I would think of is "that's no moon" and I'd crack up laughing!

Jul 15, 2009#13

Shegokigo

WildSoul said:
You're beautiful ----> like a moon

Click to expand...

That was on the good side, but I really don't think I'd want someone to tell me that during sex. All I would think of is "that's no moon" and I'd crack up laughing!

Jul 15, 2009#14

Le Quack

Your mom's a whore!

Jul 15, 2009#15

phil

Here's a dollar....in change.....mostly pennies. :rofl:

Jul 15, 2009#16

Silver Jelly

Jul 15, 2009#17

Pojodan

Jul 15, 2009#18

David

Happy Birthday, Grandma!

/QC

Jul 15, 2009#19

Just Me

This totally made my day just before going to bed. Aye Caramba!

Jul 15, 2009#20

figmentPez

This thread reminded me to check www.textsfromlastnight.com, and wouldn't you know I found something relevant:

(972): I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.

Jul 15, 2009#21

Gusto

YOU WILL NEVER LOVE ANOTHER

Jul 15, 2009#22

Chart said:
Dirty -> I just pooped ... a lot ... on your dog

Jul 15, 2009#23

JCM

AYE CARAMBA!!!!

Jul 15, 2009#24

strawman

What? No "To infinity! And beyond!" ???

-Adam

Jul 15, 2009#25

Rob King

That was hilarious. I read the good side and thought it was great, and assumed the bad side wouldn't be as hilarious. But it was even better.

Whoever created this deserves a medal.

Jul 15, 2009#26

cvgurau

I lol'ed.

Jul 15, 2009#27

Philosopher B.

That Chart said:
I'm going to pound the farts out of you

James Joyce would approve. :Leyla:

Jul 15, 2009#28

Batdan

figmentPez said:
This thread reminded me to check http://www.textsfromlastnight.com, and wouldn't you know I found something relevant:

(972): I am officially superior to you. I said \"Go Go Gadget Dick\" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.

I guess he didn't read my latest comic in the comic section. THUNDERCATS HO!

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