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Wow. Not just one but a handful into his pants?!?!?!
I use to shoplift food back in Thailand, but I never stuff live animals, much less snakes!!!

some people's fetishes....

As someone deathly afraid of snakes that is NOT cool.

*sigh* I'm already facepalming myself for this.....

Literal trouser snake....

had balls, you mean.

Geez, this takes compensating to a whole new level.
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Also, I'm sure the store owners were a little teste about this.

Is that a snake in your pants or are you just hap....OH MERCIFUL CTHULHU!

Emrys said:

Is that a snake in your pants or are you just hap....OH MERCIFUL CTHULHU!

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Did you cal-OH JESUS CHRIST.

Dunno, bebbeh snakes doesn't sound too bad. Now, if he had been stealing from a bookstore... Papercuts down there, no és bueno

I am now replacing "ants in the pants" with "snakes in the pants".

Also, I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes in these mother fucking pants.