As a public service, I put together some advice for starting a cult. I'm sure there are some good points I missed, and the creative minds here will hopefully fill in.
Side note: given the length of these things I typically write, is five days a week too much to expect people to keep up? I notice that on days when I'm sick or cop out for whatever reason, I still get around the same number of hits.
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Ravenpoe
You missed a big one:
Become a popular science fiction author
Edit: Though, I should probably read the very last paragraph before posting
