Who knew time was so complicated.Teh stupid... is all he's got anymore.
Laughs in electoral collegeThese people really are so short-sighted they don't realize the next president might be a gay black woman? I mean, it's unlikely to be all three, but still.
No, no, no... it still doesn't count until they actually build the gas chambers...
IANAL but probably yes, since some of the laws, as written, (attempt to) redefine "human being" to be anything past the stage of zygote, which means that a woman is technically guilty of murder if an egg is successfully fertilized but does not implant and is expelled. I have absolutely zero idea how this could possibly be enforced, though. Would menstruating women have to line up at police stations and have their menses sifted for blastocysts?A thought: would some of these induced labor methods that are out there now result in a doctor getting charged with murder for abortion if the baby is born stillborn, or the umbilical cord chokes the child as its being born?
Yes, and pay out of pocket for it too, because there'd be a law to keep it from being covered by insurance.IANAL but probably yes, since some of the laws, as written, (attempt to) redefine "human being" to be anything past the stage of zygote, which means that a woman is technically guilty of murder if an egg is successfully fertilized but does not implant and is expelled. I have absolutely zero idea how this could possibly be enforced, though. Would menstruating women have to line up at police stations and have their menses sifted for blastocysts?
--Patrick
True. But not faithfully upholding the office of the president and using the office for personal gain is. Someone should have told him to read the fucking contract before signing.Ahh, just in time for the various holiday[ gathering]s:
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--Patrick
He did, and said "fuck that noise." Remember when his lawyers said he was going to ignore the Emoluments Clause because following it was "too hard"?True. But not faithfully upholding the office of the president and using the office for personal gain is. Someone should have told him to read the fucking contract before signing.
Bold of you assuming they will...Why stop at Thanos?