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Two Guys Shoot at Hooker After Discovering She is a He

#1

Hylian

Hylian

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/03/troherro_batiste_jeffrey_allen.php


We can surmise that Jeffrey Allen and Troherro Batiste are unskilled at the romantic arts. This would explain why they were paying for undisclosed sex acts in Alexandria, Louisiana. It would also explain why they neglected to notice the hooker was actually a guy...

​The men might have been thrown off because the prostitute was dressed like a woman. But after receiving their carnal pleasures, they apparently discovered that she was a he. And since the aforementioned acts had inadvertently turned them into homos -- gasp! -- they decided they better shoot the hooker.

The 29-year-old hussy says he/she was walking home when the johns drove past in a van and opened fire. Fortunately for him/her, their aim is just as shitty as their romantic skills.

By the time police arrived, the van was gone. But another officer pulled over a green van described in the shooting. The hooker identified Batiste and Allen (pictured at top) as clients who were serviced earlier in the evening, only to become enraged by the deceptive practices of their sexual provider.

Both are now charged with assault by drive-by shooting.
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#2



Disconnected

Can I get an epic face palm up in here?

:facepalm: isn't cuttin it for me.


#3

Hylian

Hylian

Disconnected said:
Can I get an epic face palm up in here?

:facepalm: isn't cuttin it for me.
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will this do?





or maybe this one?



#4

Dave

Dave

The 29 year-old hussy? What kind of reporting is that?


#5



Philosopher B.

Dave said:
The 29 year-old hussy? What kind of reporting is that?
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Non-serious answer:

The sexy kind.


#6



Chibibar

So. I presume that they didn't get the full intercourse? hand jobs and blow jobs only?


#7



Andromache

Chibibar said:
So. I presume that they didn't get the full intercourse? hand jobs and blow jobs only?
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you know what? There is not a response to this that does not illustrate how creepy you are.


#8

Null

Null

Who let Danny Bonadouche and Eddie Murphy own firearms?


#9

Troll

Troll

Dave said:
The 29 year-old hussy? What kind of reporting is that?
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I was thinking the same thing. It's as though the author is trying to be funny, and failing miserably.


#10

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

You must always check the goods you are purchasing first.


#11

Shannow

Shannow

Yeah, that hooker has taken a lot of shots before....all over hisr face!




It was a full load they unloaded!









































































I am saying they ejaculated on his face.


#12

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Were you there?


#13



Chibibar

Crone;361580][QUOTE=Chibibar said:
So. I presume that they didn't get the full intercourse? hand jobs and blow jobs only?
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you know what? There is not a response to this that does not illustrate how creepy you are.[/QUOTE]

well... it is a valid question. The guys discover AFTER she was a he, then drive by shooting? If they discover while in the act, I'm sure we would look more of strangulation or assault and battery (hit with something) rather than a drive by shooting.


#14

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Chibibar;361683][QUOTE=Crone;361580][QUOTE=Chibibar said:
So. I presume that they didn't get the full intercourse? hand jobs and blow jobs only?
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you know what? There is not a response to this that does not illustrate how creepy you are.[/QUOTE]

well... it is a valid question. The guys discover AFTER she was a he, then drive by shooting? If they discover while in the act, I'm sure we would look more of strangulation or assault and battery (hit with something) rather than a drive by shooting.[/QUOTE]

Maybe they're just not very bright.


#15



Chazwozel

Chibibar;361683][QUOTE=Crone;361580][QUOTE=Chibibar said:
So. I presume that they didn't get the full intercourse? hand jobs and blow jobs only?
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you know what? There is not a response to this that does not illustrate how creepy you are.[/QUOTE]

well... it is a valid question. The guys discover AFTER she was a he, then drive by shooting? If they discover while in the act, I'm sure we would look more of strangulation or assault and battery (hit with something) rather than a drive by shooting.[/QUOTE]

I'm on your side Chibs. I was thinking the same thing. Unless they were stupid enough to fall for the ol' "UH IT'S AN OVERSIZED CLIT" bit.


#16

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Although I admit that reading Chibi's post without context is hilarious.


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