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Two Truths and a Lie

Nov 18, 2012#1

ThatNickGuy

I'm sure many have heard of or played this game. Let's see how Halforums plays it.

For those unfamiliar with it, here's how it's played: you state three things about yourself. Two them are true, the other is a lie. Everyone else tries to guess which one is the lie. The lie shouldn't be blatantly obvious or silly, to make it a challenge for those guessing. Once someone guesses correctly or enough time has passed (your call), you admit to the lie and go into a little more detail about the truths that people thought were lies. Ready? I'll start.

1) I once posed nude for a photographer friend.
2) I was on a game show, once.
3) I've trained at a pro-wrestling school.

Nov 18, 2012#2

Frank

One True Three it is.

YOU WERE NEVER ON A GAME SHOW NICK!

Nov 18, 2012#3

ThatNickGuy

*buzzer* Wrong-o, my friend!

Nov 18, 2012#4

Terrik

1. I've eaten fried spider at Beijing's Wangfujing street

2. I am actually allergic to cats, despite my predilection for rescuing kittehs

3. I once convinced a young woman in a small village that my brother was a Chinese person with a skin condition[DOUBLEPOST=1353225731][/DOUBLEPOST]

ThatNickGuy said:
*buzzer* Wrong-o, my friend!

1 is...is...it just has to be true. I don't think you trained at a pro-wrestling school, despite your ability to lift cars.

Nov 18, 2012#5

David

1. Statement 3 is false.

2. Cake is delicious.

3. Statement 1 is true.

But nah, seriously this time:

1. I lost my virginity in Germany while barely able to speak the local language.

2. I'm a proud Brony

3. A girl once proposed to me over the deliciousness of a batch of peanut butter cookies I made

Nov 18, 2012#6

Frank

1. I once had to chase a mentally ill man into a home made labyrinth of traps on his loony bin psycho farm.

2. I once had a man almost shoot me in the back, only the warning of his girlfriend saved my life.

3. I once watched one of my watch mates sink his patrol car into a swamp up to the cherries on top.

Nov 18, 2012#7

Terrik

Frank said:
1. I once had to chase a mentally ill man into a home made labyrinth of traps on his loony bin psycho farm.

2. I once had a man almost shoot me in the back, only the warning of his girlfriend saved my life.

3. I once watched one of my watch mates sink his patrol car into a swamp up to the cherries on top.

I'm going to say 1 is false.

Nov 18, 2012#8

Frank

I wish to God it was, but it isn't. That happened.

Nov 18, 2012#9

HCGLNS

1. I was once arrested for stealing a diesel locomotive.

2. I survived a bear attack.

3. I was involved in a 3 car collision.

Nov 18, 2012#10

General Specific

ThatNickGuy said:
1) I once posed nude for a photographer friend.
2) I was on a game show, once.
3) I've trained at a pro-wrestling school.

#1 is the lie

Terrik said:
1. I've eaten fried spider at Beijing's Wangfujing street

2. I am actually allergic to cats, despite my predilection for rescuing kittehs

3. I once convinced a young woman in a small village that my brother was a Chinese person with a skin condition

#2 is the lie

David said:
1. I lost my virginity in Germany while barely able to speak the local language.

2. I'm a proud Brony

3. A girl once proposed to me over the deliciousness of a batch of peanut butter cookies I made

#1 is the lie

Frank said:
1. I once had to chase a mentally ill man into a home made labyrinth of traps on his loony bin psycho farm.

2. I once had a man almost shoot me in the back, only the warning of his girlfriend saved my life.

3. I once watched one of my watch mates sink his patrol car into a swamp up to the cherries on top.

#2 is the lie

HCGLNS said:
1. I was once arrested for stealing a diesel locomotive.

2. I survived a bear attack.

3. I was involved in a 3 car collision.

#1 is the lie

Nov 18, 2012#11

ThatNickGuy

#1 was indeed a lie. I've never posed nude.

#2: Again in Toronto, I was on a very small budget show called "Man Up" (I still have the t-shirt I wore for it). Sadly, because I didn't have cable or the specific channel it was on (MenTV), I've never even seen the show, specifically the episode I was on. I didn't win anything because I lost every single event and only managed to answer one question right in the lightning round. I did, however, get a shot taken where they were taking shots of the champs (wearing their Man Up titles).

(Goddamn I miss being in that kind of good shape.)

I've never seen the show or the episode I was on, save for a trailer (which I can't even find now).

#3: While I was living in Toronto, I went to Rob Fuego's Squared Circle Training (I'd send a link, but the site's currently down). I was there for about six months before coming to the realization that I had a fear of being physically lifted up. That's a long story. I keep thinking about writing several blog entries about my time in wrestling school.

EDIT: OOH, correction on some video clip proof! Here's a retrospective look back at season 1. I'm just starting to watch it, so I'll re-edit this with some more particulars, but my "moments" will likely be the fish-eating contest, the drunk tank (watch Nick get dunked!), and admitting that, when asked if I ever put sunscreen on a guy, I jokingly said, "Well...there was this...one time in Vegas..." before the host cut me off.

EDIT 2: 1:10 to see Nick in a dunk tank holding a martini glass!
EDIT 3: 16:45 for the sunscreen bit. Wow, I stumbled my lines.

http://www.redfishentertainment.com/our-work/tv-shows/

Nov 18, 2012#12

bhamv3

Oooh, I wanna play!

1. I have had sex with a woman at least once.

2. I have kissed multiple men. Some of them with tongue.

3. I have no porn collection whatsoever.

Nov 18, 2012#13

HCGLNS

General Specific said:
#1 is the lie

Nov 18, 2012#14

ThatNickGuy

Guesses:

Terrik, I'll guess #2, as the other two seem totally plausible where you live.
David, since I don't read or follow the MLP thread, I'm guessing #2.
Frank, I'm thinking #3. Don't you live in Alberta, where swamp lands aren't exactly a thing?
HCGLNS, #3? You work enough on the highways and roads and such that I could see a bear attack happening.
bhamv3 I'm going with #2.

Nov 18, 2012#15

Terrik

#1 is actually the lie. I've seen fried spider, but I've never touched it. That was too much even for me. Silk worm, seahorse, scorpion, cicada, fine. But spider? Hell no.

#2 I am actually allergic to cats. I get watery, itchy eyes, a stuffy nose and sneeze like crazy around them. When I rescued Haley, and later, the 5 kittens in Shanghai, I was on constant allergy medication and I was fairly miserable. I had to be extra vigilant to wash my hands and make sure no cat hair was anywhere to make having them around somewhat livable.

#3 When my brother came a couple years ago, I took him up to Changbai Mountain in the Northeast (sits right on the border of China/N. Korea). In a small town near the mountain called Bai He, we went to this tiny little restaurant. There was a young woman there serving our table. She had asked where we were all from. My Chinese friend had the idea to tell her that my brother was Chinese and had white skin (not to mention lighter hair and green eyes) because of a skin condition. The poor girl, who likely had never seen a foreigner, let alone been outside her village, bought the story before I felt bad and told her in Chinese that he was my brother and we were both from the US. She laughed, said my brother was cute and asked for his phone number. Lawl.

Nov 18, 2012#16

Zappit

1. I won a journalism award in high school for my cartoons.
2. I won an award for an anti-smoking poster in elementary school and got to shake the governor's hand.
3. One of the few good paintings I did in college contains (by accident) a fair amount of my blood.

Nov 18, 2012#17

Frank

General Specific said:
#2 is the lie

Correct!

1. We had a crazy living in the nearby Metis colony in northern Alberta who had documented mental illness problems. Well, he beat the shit out of his wife, almost to the point of killing her so we had to go out there and get him. He had set up an insane getaway maze in the forest behind his house filled with weird pitfalls covered in twigs and shit. It was....not fun and very surreal.

2. I told a story very similar to this on here, except for in the story I told it was where I was almost stabbed, not shot.

3. Nick, northern Alberta is entirely swamp, like all swamp and yeah, nothing will be funnier to me than the day the new guy hit a patch of ice and slid right into a half frozen swamp. Driving up to where he was to see him sitting on the roof of his patrol car sunk all the way up his lights, pouting. Hee-fucking-larious.

Nov 18, 2012#18

Yoshimickster

1. I once met famed Philly broadcaster Harry Kalas.

2. When I was kid my head was rammed into my friend's wall where there is still a spackle mark to this day.

3. I've went to the San Diego Comic con.

Nov 18, 2012#19

CrimsonSoul

1. I have an NFA FN-FAL
2. I have a fetish for pregnant women
3. In the past I enjoyed skydiving

Nov 18, 2012#20

Zappit

Yoshimickster said:
1. I once met famed Philly broadcaster Harry Kalas.

2. When I was kid my head was rammed into my friend's wall where there is still a spackle mark to this day.

3. I've went to the San Diego Comic con.

3. If you're in the Philly area, you might not have traveled out that far.

Nov 18, 2012#21

Yoshimickster

Zappit said:
3. If you're in the Philly area, you might not have traveled out that far.

CORRECT! Actually I met Harry Kalas in San Diego, I just didn't go to the comic con since it was a baseball trip. Dear lord was I lucky to meet him when I could, his voice sounded even more like the voice of god up close than on TV or radio.

Nov 18, 2012#22

Espy

Yoshimickster
I'm guessing #3.
EDIT: NINJA'D by Zappit!

Now for my turn:
1. I helped cook and eat a wild monkey in the Amazon.
2. My wife and I once destroyed a metal bed frame during marital relations.
3. Despite what my avatar implies I have never smoked a cigarette in my life.

Nov 18, 2012#23

ThatNickGuy

Espy, though I feel like I'll be wrong, #1 sounds just too crazy to be true.

Nov 18, 2012#24

Espy

Does it?

Nov 18, 2012#25

Anonymous

Espy said:
Does it?

If it is number one, you checked it first right? Cos that is where AIDS came from. Some dude at a monkey once and BAM! AIDS. A lotta people say someone fucked the monkey, but there have been groups of people who eat monkey brains. I hear its a delicacy.

Nov 18, 2012#26

Zappit

Espy said:
Yoshimickster
I'm guessing #3.
EDIT: NINJA'D by Zappit!

Now for my turn:
1. I helped cook and eat a wild monkey in the Amazon.
2. My wife and I once destroyed a metal bed frame during marital relations.
3. Despite what my avatar implies I have never smoked a cigarette in my life.

If you're sexing a metal bed frame into oblivion and traveling the Amazon, then you don't have the health of a smoker.

Number 3.

Nov 18, 2012#27

Yoshimickster

1. I've haven't eaten fast food from a major chain in years.

2. I battle with depression on occasion.

3. I stole from Wal-Mart once.

Nov 18, 2012#28

Wahad

1. I once ate bull balls, because they were the meat in a can of stew I bought in France.
2. I've set foot in exactly 12 countries other than my native one.
3. When out for a beer with my then-girlfriend's dad, we both got hit on by a drunk lady who opened the conversation with ''I have breast cancer."

Nov 18, 2012#29

Espy

Zappit said:
Number 3.

And again this man nails it.

Nov 18, 2012#30

Zappit

Wahad said:
1. I once ate bull balls, because they were the meat in a can of stew I bought in France.
2. I've set foot in exactly 12 countries other than my native one.
3. When out for a beer with my then-girlfriend's dad, we both got hit on by a drunk lady who opened the conversation with ''I have breast cancer."

2. You travel, but not that extensively.

Nov 18, 2012#31

bhamv3

ThatNickGuy said:
bhamv3 I'm going with #2.

Nope, actually. I have, in fact, kissed three men in my life, two of them involved tongue contact, though both tongue contacts were accidental.

Nov 18, 2012#32

Wahad

Zappit said:
2. You travel, but not that extensively.

Correct! It's actually been 10, if you count ''setting foot'' as ''touching ground in airport in Kuala Lumpur before switching planes on the way to Australia." If that doesn't count, then just nine.

Edit; for the record, said nine countries are Belgium, Germany, France, Denmark, England, Spain, Italy, Australia, USA.

Nov 18, 2012#33

filmfanatic

1. My first kiss was a french kiss with a lesbian model.
2. I had a chance meeting with Daniel Radcliffe while spending Christmas in New York.
3. I have Asperger Syndrome.

Nov 18, 2012#34

Yoshimickster

filmfanatic said:
1. My first kiss was a french kiss with a lesbian model.

This one! Is it this one? I bet its this one.

Nov 18, 2012#35

Zappit

filmfanatic said:
1. My first kiss was a french kiss with a lesbian model.
2. I had a chance meeting with Daniel Radcliffe while spending Christmas in New York.
3. I have Asperger Syndrome.

Tough one. I'm putting my perfect record on the line here.

2. I don't know you well enough to tell if you have Aspergers, but there are so many different levels to it that I wouldn't be surprised. The kiss sounds like one of those strange, awkward incidents in one's youth, possibly involving alcohol.

Nov 18, 2012#36

filmfanatic

Zappit said:
Tough one. I'm putting my perfect record on the line here.

2. I don't know you well enough to tell if you have Aspergers, but there are so many different levels to it that I wouldn't be surprised. The kiss sounds like one of those strange, awkward incidents in one's youth, possibly involving alcohol.

You are correct, sir! Number two is the lie!

1. This happened at a drama party in high school. The girl was a senior who had done some modeling for teen magazines. I was a new member of the drama clique and all new folks had to go through an initiation of some sort. Rather than the normally humiliating rites given, mine was a lengthy french kiss with this girl. I had never felt anything so...engaging before. It was the next week I found out she was a lesbian, so that infatuation was quickly crushed.

3. I do have Asperger Syndrome. Truth be told, I wouldn't say that it has been a major handicap for me. It's just been a little difficult sometimes in connecting with people, which can be annoying in the world of dating. However, this is something I have been working on improving.

Nov 18, 2012#37

Yoshimickster

I don't care that I'm wrong as long as there's a fellow Aspy brotha on the forum! APSYS UNITE!

Nov 18, 2012#38

Zappit

4 for 4. Hell yeah!

Since nobody took a swing at my first set of three, here's a new set.

1. I worked with a partner on my first webcomic, and he took pictures of road signs - even had a website for those photos.
2. I have three unpainted Warhammer 40K armies because I truly can't decide what army I want to commit to.
3. I park next to an exact replica of the General Lee most days when I arrive at work.

Nov 19, 2012#39

jwhouk

I'm gonna guess #3. Because that would be way too crazy. And Cole and Brent would be bugging you CONSTANTLY.

Nov 19, 2012#40

David

jwhouk, I've seen your name just in passing, like, 5 different forums or webcomic comments sections. Stop following me!

...or am I following you?

Nov 19, 2012#41

jwhouk

Yes.

Nov 19, 2012#42

Bubble181

Zappit said:
1. I won a journalism award in high school for my cartoons.
2. I won an award for an anti-smoking poster in elementary school and got to shake the governor's hand.
3. One of the few good paintings I did in college contains (by accident) a fair amount of my blood.

#3 seems way too plausible. #1 and #2 both seem perfectly possible, based on your comics. I'm going to guess the anti-smoking is true.

Zappit said:
4 for 4. Hell yeah!

Since nobody took a swing at my first set of three, here's a new set.

1. I worked with a partner on my first webcomic, and he took pictures of road signs - even had a website for those photos.
2. I have three unpainted Warhammer 40K armies because I truly can't decide what army I want to commit to.
3. I park next to an exact replica of the General Lee most days when I arrive at work.

I'm guessing #3 is a lie. Just because.

1. I've seen literally hundreds of girls aged 17-21 naked, up close, in real life, and hugged/kissed a large part of those.
2. I've petted (real, living) cheetahs, lions, tigers, pumas, and lynxes. I'm hoping to complete the list of all major felines.
3. I've gotten a job offer through HalForums, but didn't follow up because I was too lethargic/apathetic at the time and by the time I was less depressed, well, too much time had passsed to risk it.

Nov 19, 2012#43

bhamv3

Bubble181 said:
1. I've seen literally hundreds of girls aged 17-21 naked, up close, in real life, and hugged/kissed a large part of those.
2. I've petted (real, living) cheetahs, lions, tigers, pumas, and lynxes. I'm hoping to complete the list of all major felines.
3. I've gotten a job offer through HalForums, but didn't follow up because I was too lethargic/apathetic at the time and by the time I was less depressed, well, too much time had passsed to risk it.

You're European, so #1 is automatically true.

I'm gonna go with 2 being false. It's too awesome to be true.

Nov 19, 2012#44

Bubble181

bhamv3 said:
You're European, so #1 is automatically true.

I'm gonna go with 2 being false. It's too awesome to be true.

#2 is indeed false. I've petted a lion, cheetah, tiger, puma and leopard. No lynx yet.
#1 isn't that common even in Europe, you know. Co-ed fraternities and naked initiation rites help, though, and being very active in that community. Yes, we've been convincing coeds to strip naked and dance for us on stage, and that they're lucky they're allowed to do it. We rock.
#3 is also true. Anyone know of Mathk still comes here?

Nov 19, 2012#45

Zappit

Sorry, Bubble, you're wrong on both counts. I've never bled on any of my paintings, and I only have two 40K armies.

Nov 19, 2012#46

Bubble181

Zappit said:
Sorry, Bubble, you're wrong on both counts. I've never bled on any of my paintings, and I only have two 40K armies.

Well, I'm going for a 100% record here. Except, since you had a lead in getting everything 100% correct, I decided not to compete and go another way.

Nov 19, 2012#47

blotsfan

1. I've been to multiple games for every sport in the Big 4 (NFL, NHL, NBA, MLB)
2. I've travelled to 10+ countries.
3. I can play the violin.

Nov 19, 2012#48

Espy

blotsfan said:
1. I've been to multiple games for every sport in the Big 4 (NFL, NHL, NBA, MLB)
2. I've travelled to 10+ countries.
3. I can play the violin.

I'm guessing 1 and 2 are true. 3 is false. You sir, do not play the violin.

Nov 19, 2012#49

blotsfan

Nope. Violin lessons for 14 years. I've only been to one NBA game.

Nov 19, 2012#50

Espy

Damn. Nice. Move to Minnesota and play violin in my band.

Nov 19, 2012#51

Officer_Charon

Espy Nah, he's just fiddling with it. :troll:

#1: Because of an incident when I was still a probationary officer, I will forever be known as "Ricky Bobby."
#2: I was once propositioned for sex whilst in the process of giving a citation.
#3: I have been involved in Scouting since age 7, in 4 different countries.

Nov 19, 2012#52

Allen who is Quiet

Officer_Charon said:
#2: I was once propositioned for sex whilst in the process of giving a citation.

If this is a lie, cite me and we'll make it true.

Nov 19, 2012#53

Gared

Officer_Charon said:
Espy Nah, he's just fiddling with it.

#1: Because of an incident when I was still a probationary officer, I will forever be known as "Ricky Bobby."
#2: I was once propositioned for sex whilst in the process of giving a citation.
#3: I have been involved in Scouting since age 7, in 4 different countries.

I want to say it's number 3. I know you were in the military and could have easily been involved in Scouting in other countries, but I think 3 other countries is too high a number.

Nov 19, 2012#54

Yoshimickster

My second one was kind-of obvious so here's another one.

1. A gay man once asked me to get fucked up with him one time when I was in Greenwich village.

2. I've every episode of Star Trek the original series.

3. I passed my High School English class with a paper on the Reptiloid conspiracy.

Nov 19, 2012#55

fade

The pie
The cake
The fruit roll-up

Nov 19, 2012#56

David

fade said:
The pie

The cake

The fruit roll-up

The fruit roll-up is a lie.

Nov 19, 2012#57

Gared

David said:
The fruit roll-up is a lie.

Indeed. It should really be called a "High-fructose corn syrup with artificial fruit flavoring roll-up."

Nov 20, 2012#58

Officer_Charon

Allen who is Quiet said:
If this is a lie, cite me and we'll make it true.

Circle Takes the Square!

#1: I was involved in a serious accident when I had been on for just under a year, whilst running lights and siren to an accident with injuries. If I hadn't struck a bus stop, I would have impacted into a restaurant, roof-first. People who saw me climbing out of my window were amazed I was alive. Honestly, everything went juuust right to ensure that I made it out with only a strained back.

The best part, apart from being alive was the 6 people who came up and said "we saw the car pull out in front of you! It took off that way!" "Yes, y'all just wait right here, talk to the man with three stripes who will be showing up shortly..."

#2: I've had women surreptitiously tug down shirts or lift skirts, trying to make the angle of viewing better, but I've not yet had one come straight out and proposition me. One started saying "Is there ANYthing-" and I cut her off before she could get another word out. No thank you, I LIKE having a job.

#3: I became a Cub Scout in England when I was 7, becoming a Scout at 11. When I moved to the States, I was a Scout in California for a time, and when I moved to France, I joined les Scouts Unitaires de France, eventually achieving their equivalent of Eagle Scout, before becoming a Routier (Pathfinder) and doing a lot more "high-adventure" type stuff - long hikes, rock climbing, lots of camping... ahhh! I also participated in the Millennial Jubilee in Rome with this troop, for World Youth Day, working as a translator.
When I moved to Sicily, there was a troop on NAS Sigonella who was in need of an Assistant Scoutmaster. We had a brother troop of Sicilian Scouts, as well, and we did a lot of coordinated events with them.

Since coming to Savannah, I've tried to get back into it, but my schedule really doesn't permit it, unfortunately. Damn you, real life!

Nov 20, 2012#59

Allen who is Quiet

Officer_Charon

Nov 20, 2012#60

RoboKomodo

1. An ex-girlfriends jail-bait sister tried to convince us to have a threesome with her once.
2. My current job involves, primarily, long metal tubes, chains, and plastic spheres.
3. Despite having education in IT, I am quite an accomplished trombone player.

Nov 20, 2012#61

Cajungal

RoboKomodo said:
1. An ex-girlfriends jail-bait sister tried to convince us to have a threesome with her once.
2. My current job involves, primarily, long metal tubes, chains, and plastic spheres.
3. Despite having education in IT, I am quite an accomplished trombone player.

Number 2?

1. I once messed with a customer's food when I worked at a pizza place.

2. I once tried to make friends with an Evangelical Christian by giving him some Mardi Gras beads.

3. The summer I turned 13, there was a rumor circulating that I was a lesbian.

Nov 20, 2012#62

CrimsonSoul

Cajungal said:
Number 2?

1. I once messed with a customer's food when I worked at a pizza place.

2. I once tried to make friends with an Evangelical Christian by giving him some Mardi Gras beads.

3. The summer I turned 13, there was a rumor circulating that I was a lesbian.

Number 1

Nov 20, 2012#63

Cajungal

CrimsonSoul said:
Number 1

Well done! I *watched* my manager mess with a guy's food. He called her a bitch or something over the phone, and so she mixed a bunch of anchovy oil in his pizza sauce and minced them up and put some under the cheese. She did some other stuff to it too, but I forget what. I never did anything myself, nor did I really want to.

Nov 20, 2012#64

CrimsonSoul

Cajungal said:
Well done! I *watched* my manager mess with a guy's food. He called her a bitch or something over the phone, and so she mixed a bunch of anchovy oil in his pizza sauce and minced them up and put some under the cheese. She did some other stuff to it too, but I forget what. I never did anything myself, nor did I really want to.

I've worked away Chuck e cheese before and I never saw anyone ever need with food that's how I knew

Nov 20, 2012#65

Piotyr

Yoshimickster said:
My second one was kind-of obvious so here's another one.

1. A gay man once asked me to get fucked up with him one time when I was in Greenwich village.

2. I've every episode of Star Trek the original series.

3. I passed my High School English class with a paper on the Reptiloid conspiracy.

Number 2 is the lie.

I'll play along...

1. My first date and first kiss were on the same day with two different girls.
2. I was once dumped during my own wedding proposal.
3. My first sexual experience was in an uncomfortable place (like the back seat of a Volkswagen).

Nov 20, 2012#66

evilmike

Cajungal said:
Number 2?

1. I once messed with a customer's food when I worked at a pizza place.

2. I once tried to make friends with an Evangelical Christian by giving him some Mardi Gras beads.

3. The summer I turned 13, there was a rumor circulating that I was a lesbian.

I'm not sure which one is the lie, but I predict #2 failed miserably after you then told your new friend, "Ok, now you have to show me the goods..."

Nov 20, 2012#67

Yoshimickster

Piotyr said:
Number 2 is the lie.

I'll play along...

1. My first date and first kiss were on the same day with two different girls.
2. I was once dumped during my own wedding proposal.
3. My first sexual experience was in an uncomfortable place (like the back seat of a Volkswagen).

DING DING DING! Both literally based on the text, and by what I've met! I really need to finish watching that show.

I'm gonna guess number one.

Nov 20, 2012#68

Cajungal

evilmike said:
I'm not sure which one is the lie, but I predict #2 failed miserably after you then told your new friend, "Ok, now you have to show me the goods..."

Yeah he didn't care for it.

Nov 21, 2012#69

RoboKomodo

Cajungal said:
Number 2?

Nope, that one is true.

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