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Unicorns are real!

Dec 4, 2012#1

North_Ranger

... say the North Korean news. Seriously, people, how did anyone NOT see this post it here? I had to learn this from Least I Could Do.

Dec 4, 2012#2

bhamv3

Seems legit.

Dec 4, 2012#3

Terrik

Shanghai has a great Unicorn meat restaurant just down the street from my apartment. Grinding the horn into powder makes your penis larger.

Dec 4, 2012#4

Krisken

Terrik said:
Shanghai has a great Unicorn meat restaurant just down the street from my apartment. Grinding the horn into powder makes your penis larger.

Just grinding it?

Dec 4, 2012#5

Just Me

Great find, now waiting for NK's announcement of the first cloned unicorn from ancient DNA.

Saw this article earlier this week: http://gizmodo.com/5964719/north-ko...r-the-lair-of-king-tongmyongs-unicorn-no-joke

Dec 4, 2012#6

Hylian

Dec 4, 2012#7

Ravenpoe

Guys, you're taking this the wrong way. See, unicorns in North Korean culture mean something far different than western. They're not talking about horned horses, that would be crazy!

They're talking about these things, Qilin:

Which are TOTALLY REAL! I even have one.

Dec 4, 2012#8

Emrys

North_Ranger said:
... say the North Korean news. Seriously, people, how did anyone NOT see this post it here?

Because we're a sober-minded group who would never spread rumors or purposefully slander such a great nation?

I actually typed that with a straight face.

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