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Waiting at the bar for the girl

Mar 25, 2010#1

Calleja

15 min so far. How rude would it be to order a beer before she arrives?

Mar 25, 2010#2

Dave

Order 2. 1 for her. If she doesn't show or you drink the whole one you have you still win.

Mar 25, 2010#3

HCGLNS

It would be rude to order her drink before she arrived, it's rude of you to not have ordered one for yourself already.

Mar 25, 2010#4

Calleja

argh, she called, stuck in traffic maybe another 15min away, i say "want me to order for you something?" in an obvious "ive been here 15min and am thirsty, dammit" way. She answers "nah, no rush, i wont be that long".

Whyyyyyyy!?

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its rude that i havent ordered?! To whom??

Mar 25, 2010#5

HCGLNS

Just think, only 15 minutes until you get your balls back.

ediit;

It's rude to the bar staff to take up a table/chair/sale space without ordering for very long

Mar 25, 2010#6

Thread Necromancer

You must always order for yourself but not for her if she is not there yet!

Mar 25, 2010#7

Gusto

Order a feckin' beer.

If she gets pissy that you did, well, she shouldn't have been 20+ minutes late.

Mar 25, 2010#8

ThatGrinningIdiot!

There are men who actually worry about this kind of situation?

Mar 25, 2010#9

Espy

Why can't you order yourself a beer? Hell get a bucket of 'em. When she gets there just say you are thirsty.

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EDIT: Whats the name of the bar, I will call them and order one for you.

Mar 25, 2010#10

Cajungal

If you're thirsty, get some water. Then by the time you're done having diarrhea, she'll be there.

Mar 25, 2010#11

Chazwozel

BlackCrossCrusader said:
There are men who actually worry about this kind of situation?

I think I would have had about three beers by this point.

Mar 25, 2010#12

phil

2 margaritas, hers will have the umbrella.

Classy

Mar 25, 2010#13

Cajungal

Gusto said:
Order a feckin' beer.

If she gets pissy that you did, well, she shouldn't have been 20+ minutes late.

What he said, and what Chaz quoted and then said.

Mar 25, 2010#14

HCGLNS

Order yourself a Manhattan, and order her a Sex on the Beach, when she arrives and asks what the drink is, call it a premonition.

Mar 25, 2010#15

darkangel6988

Fuck that I'm a chick if she's stuck in traffic.......order away I wouldn't be mad I'd totally get it cuz if it was me waiting I'd order a drink while waiting. Hope yall have a great night !

Mar 25, 2010#16

Hailey Knight

I'd at least have gotten myself a water if I was thirsty.

Mar 25, 2010#17

Thread Necromancer

The only time you order a drink for a girl before she gets there is if you've been out with her before and KNOW her preferred drink. Then it's gentlemanly. Otherwise you definately order yours, save her seat, and call the bartender the moment after you've said Hi to her.

Mar 25, 2010#18

Chazwozel

Fuck all this noise and order her a roofie-colata.

Mar 25, 2010#19

Thread Necromancer

Calleja left this thread forever ago. Most likely when she showed up. I would put money on him not needing our help anymore.

Mar 25, 2010#20

makare

Huh this is a little more focus on manners than I guess I have. I would order a beverage right when I got there.

Mar 25, 2010#21

Chazwozel

Thread Necromancer said:
Calleja left this thread forever ago. Most likely when she showed up. I would put money on him not needing our help anymore.

Mar 25, 2010#22

Thread Necromancer

makare1 said:
Huh this is a little more focus on manners than I guess I have. I would order a beverage right when I got there.

you and me both. actually it's pretty standard for me. depending where I am I don't usually have to order, it's just handed to me and they ask if I'm waiting for someone and they should be ready.

Mar 25, 2010#23

makare

If I were late and someone waited for me I would feel bad. I am really into the whole treat others how you want to be treated thing. So since I would want the person to order before I got there, I would order before he got there.

Mar 25, 2010#24

Andromache

wait. wait. wait. why the hell would you go to a bar for besides having someone sober make the drinks for you? To MEET people? Ludicrous

Mar 25, 2010#25

Null

BlackCrossCrusader said:
There are men who actually worry about this kind of situation?

No, it's Calleja.

Mar 25, 2010#26

Thread Necromancer

Crone said:
wait. wait. wait. why the hell would you go to a bar for besides having someone sober make the drinks for you? To MEET people? Ludicrous

My Dear Crone. Where have you been all day?

Mar 26, 2010#27

Shegokigo

Chazwozel said:
Fuck all this noise and order her a roofie-colata.

Why do you think she didn't want Calle to order her drink BEFORE she got there? :slywink: Clever girl.

Mar 26, 2010#28

bhamv3

Calleja surfs HF while on a date?

Mar 26, 2010#29

makare

bhamv3 said:
Calleja surfs HF while on a date?

It IS the date... all the cool kids are doing it!

Mar 26, 2010#30

Baerdog

bhamv3 said:
Calleja surfs HF while on a date?

I was thinking this exact same thing. You and I bhamv3, we're sharing a brainwave.

Mar 26, 2010#31

Andromache

At least he's on a date, my friends.

I'll be over here:

Mar 26, 2010#32

bhamv3

Baerdog7;361149][QUOTE=bhamv3 said:
Calleja surfs HF while on a date?

I was thinking this exact same thing. You and I bhamv3, we're sharing a brainwave.[/QUOTE]

Indeed we are, Baerdog, indeed we are.

Wait... what are you thinking? Oh my God! Stop thinking that! What are you mentally doing with that cucumber and that goat?!?!?

Mar 26, 2010#33

makare

bhamv3;361152][QUOTE=Baerdog7;361149][QUOTE=bhamv3 said:
Calleja surfs HF while on a date?

Mar 26, 2010#34

bhamv3

Oh well that's okay then. Whew, dodged a bullet there.

Mar 26, 2010#35

Calleja

I have a cellphone with a browser, I can browse the forum while waiting, yes.

Date went ok, after a few beers and free margaritas for her (women get free margaritas from 8 to 10 on thursdays) we came back to my room to watch a movie. We didn't watch a movie.

tee hee

Mar 26, 2010#36

phil

If it was District 9 I understand. I've seen it enough to not really need to pay attention to anymore. Or the new Dawn Of the Dead.

Mar 26, 2010#37

Calleja

No we.. sort of didn't even pop any DVD in. I swear I was planning to at least , y'know, go through the motions... but she pushed me onto my bed before.

I love it when they do that. :wub:

Mar 26, 2010#38

Math242

that's good and all BUT did you get a beer while waiting ?

pussy

Mar 26, 2010#39

Calleja

*I* did, it's her who took like two effin' sips... two!! and then left the beer in my room all warm and gross. Blehg

Mar 26, 2010#40

Silver Jelly

phil said:
If it was District 9 I understand. I've seen it enough to not really need to pay attention to anymore. Or the new Dawn Of the Dead.

I don't think I could have sex while District 9 was on, with all the prawns and the opression and the sceams of pain and anguish...

Mar 26, 2010#41

Math242

yes you could...or you're not a man

Mar 26, 2010#42

Silver Jelly

Math242 said:
yes you could...or you're not a man

: (

(First my beard and now this? I dont like how this forum is making me realize I'm less manly than I thought

)

Mar 26, 2010#43

Iaculus

Silver Jelly;361210][QUOTE=phil said:
If it was District 9 I understand. I've seen it enough to not really need to pay attention to anymore. Or the new Dawn Of the Dead.

I don't think I could have sex while District 9 was on, with all the prawns and the opression and the sceams of pain and anguish...[/QUOTE]

Conversely, sounds exactly like what Shego uses to get herself in the mood.

Mar 26, 2010#44

Shegokigo

Iaculus said:
Conversely, sounds exactly like what Shego uses to get herself in the mood.

That's pretty much what I came in here to say, thanks for covering for me Iaculus!

Mar 26, 2010#45

Andromache

who in their right minds would ever thing District 9 was a suitable background for sex movie? Cat food fetishists?

Mar 26, 2010#46

Shegokigo

Crone said:
who in their right minds

Nailed it.

Mar 26, 2010#47

sixpackshaker

Shegokigo;361303][QUOTE=Crone said:
who in their right minds

Nailed it.[/QUOTE]

and her too.

Mar 26, 2010#48

Iaculus

Shegokigo;361258][QUOTE=Iaculus said:
Conversely, sounds exactly like what Shego uses to get herself in the mood.

That's pretty much what I came in here to say, thanks for covering for me Iaculus![/QUOTE]

Just saving up for a swift an' merciful death, chief.

Mar 26, 2010#49

Andromache

sixpackshaker;361320][QUOTE=Shegokigo;361303][QUOTE=Crone said:
who in their right minds

Nailed it.[/QUOTE]

and her too.[/QUOTE]

her? who? You do? who do? Voodoo.

Mar 26, 2010#50

Philosopher B.

Love that movie.

Mar 26, 2010#51

Andromache

me 2, though I'm more a Katharine/Cary fan. It just irks me that all the younglings think Labyrinth and David bowie invented it.

Mar 26, 2010#52

CrimsonSoul

at least your date wasn't like an I Love Lucy commercial

Mar 26, 2010#53

Jake

Crone;361345][QUOTE=sixpackshaker;361320][QUOTE=Shegokigo;361303][QUOTE=Crone said:
who in their right minds

Nailed it.[/QUOTE]

and her too.[/QUOTE]

her? who? You do? who do? Voodoo.

[/QUOTE]

Crone said:
me 2, though I'm more a Katharine/Cary fan. It just irks me that all the younglings think Labyrinth and David bowie invented it.

Obligatory.

Mar 26, 2010#54

Hailey Knight

Silver Jelly;361210][QUOTE=phil said:
If it was District 9 I understand. I've seen it enough to not really need to pay attention to anymore. Or the new Dawn Of the Dead.

I don't think I could have sex while District 9 was on, with all the prawns and the opression and the sceams of pain and anguish...[/QUOTE]

Agreed. Sex during Jurassic Park is enjoyable though.

Mar 26, 2010#55

Shegokigo

Bowie didn't invent it, he perfected it. :slywink:

Mar 26, 2010#56

Andromache

Shegokigo said:
Bowie didn't invent it, he perfected it. :slywink:

by way of retort:

Mar 26, 2010#57

Philosopher B.

escushion;361530][QUOTE=Silver Jelly;361210][QUOTE=phil said:
If it was District 9 I understand. I've seen it enough to not really need to pay attention to anymore. Or the new Dawn Of the Dead.

I don't think I could have sex while District 9 was on, with all the prawns and the opression and the sceams of pain and anguish...[/QUOTE]

Agreed. Sex during Jurassic Park is enjoyable though.[/QUOTE]

Best place to nut is when the Tyrannosaur roars; then you can yell out 'Who rules the earth now, baby?!'

Mar 26, 2010#58

Thread Necromancer

Philosopher B.;361536][QUOTE=escushion;361530][QUOTE=Silver Jelly;361210][QUOTE=phil said:
If it was District 9 I understand. I've seen it enough to not really need to pay attention to anymore. Or the new Dawn Of the Dead.

Mar 26, 2010#59

Dave

Crone said:
me 2, though I'm more a Katharine/Cary fan. It just irks me that all the younglings think Labyrinth and David bowie invented it.

I'm not a youngling and I've never seen that before.

Mar 26, 2010#60

Shegokigo

Crone;361535][QUOTE=Shegokigo said:
Bowie didn't invent it, he perfected it. :slywink:

by way of retort:

[/QUOTE]
Not sure what you meant by a retort there, but he still looks damn fabulous in that pic.

Mar 26, 2010#61

Andromache

Dave;361554][QUOTE=Crone said:
me 2, though I'm more a Katharine/Cary fan. It just irks me that all the younglings think Labyrinth and David bowie invented it.

I'm not a youngling and I've never seen that before.[/QUOTE]

your point, Methuselah?

Mar 26, 2010#62

Null

Those two were just magic on screen.

Mar 26, 2010#63

sixpackshaker

Crone;361560][QUOTE=Dave;361554][QUOTE=Crone said:
me 2, though I'm more a Katharine/Cary fan. It just irks me that all the younglings think Labyrinth and David bowie invented it.

I'm not a youngling and I've never seen that before.[/QUOTE]

your point, Methuselah?[/QUOTE]

That he came of age before them new, fangled, talkie movies...

Mar 26, 2010#64

Andromache