Er, I mean, she likes kids right? 'cause we could use a babysitter for our 6 minions.
#11
Piotyr
Tonight the kid is staying overnight at the in-laws place so my wife and I can go to a fancy fundraiser party with free drinks.
So....yeah.
#12
Shegokigo
Sounds like I'm not the only one slamming someone up against the wall, while passionately ravishing them, the flavors of alcohols of varieties dance from tongue to tongue, to then throw them to the nearest comfortable material to further explore the other's sensitive......
Wait, wife? Oh nm, it'll be nothing alike
#13
Piotyr
Yeah, if I break anything I'll never hear the end of it.
#14
Frankie Williamson
Just found out the Australian cutie I had hooked up with many moons ago is back in the town I just left. Looking forward to going up there for court now.
#15
Emrys
I'm playing computer games all weekend and eating pizza.
That is, after I take care of the doomweasels. Can't have them running amok.
#16
doomdragon6
I work on the weekends so I'm just kinda like "Yaaayehhhhh, meh."
#17
Shegokigo
Get a real job, ya bum!
Only Fast Food employees and Department chain store zombies work weekends!
/sarcasmoff
#18
Officer_Charon
Fuck all of you. It's my Monday.
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#19
CrimsonSoul
So what you're saying is yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, and Saturday cone afterwards?
#20
fade
Writing papers. Trying to get my old job back.
#21
Dei
Hmm, Daylight Savings Time ends this weekend, which means my daughter is guaranteed to start waking up an hour earlier every day, while not going to sleep any earlier to counteract it. I really need to black out her room I swear...