Weirdest Phishing technique I have encounter so far

[Chibibar]

I just got an email stating the following
note: I have NOT apply for job in YEARS (i.e. over 10 years) so this smells phishing all over. My resume? I think not!!

My client, a well growing privately held International firm is going to extend their business in different locations through the USA. Commodus Trading is a marketing and distribution firm, who is proceeding in specialised products world wide. They are now looking to hire a Supply Agent to drive high-level business requirements into detailed function specifications.
These is part time position with real wage. There is NO essential investment to start. There is NO relocation essential.
Position Includes:
- Responsible for implementation buyer's orders in a timely manner
- Manage direct and indirect accounts
- Establish Contact with suppliers representative on special needs
- Communicate directly with superintendent on issues
Job Characteristics:
- Ability to perform tasks associated with purchasing
- Ability to establish high-level operation and business success conditions
- Ability to learn customers requirements
- Ability to perfect oneself with company and our team
- Ability to set up strong working mutual relations
- Ability to operate in a fast paced work environment; to give feedback when needed
We require:
- Ethics person
- Willing to work late night hours if needed
- Must have an good driving record
- Must to demonstrate a high degree of self-motivation
This job is ideally suit to an individual with demonstrated experience across buyer service, supply chain & logistics within a production environment where quality is high.
Simply respond to this email to apply a full summary of assignments. Feel free to enclose your Resume for a confidential discussion. They are looking forward to discuss the job questions with you.

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[Zappit]

That kind of "ad" has red flags aplenty. Syntax alone is a dead giveaway.

 

[drifter]

My privately held firm is well growing too

 

[Tress]

My eyes! Argh! When will scammers learn how to write properly? In fact, I sometimes wonder if a well-written scam would do better than these clumsy attempts.

 

[doomdragon6]

Well, these are al obviously non-English speakers. I've yet to even encounter a scam that's well-written.

The closest I ever got was a "Personal Assistant Needed," up until the guy was in Europe and needed packages delivered and picked up.

 

[Overflight]

About one or two years ago, I got an email from Dell asking for my credit card information in order resolve some sort of "issue" with my order. Now I found this funny for a few reasons:

1) I have never purchased anything by Dell in my life
2) Back then Dell had a near zero presence in Portugal (they are finally starting to sell in mainstream stores but even so their presence is minuscule)
3) The email was in SPANISH (it claimed to be from Dell's Latin American division)
4) Said e-mail refered to me as "Pablo" (which isn't my name)

and the kicker:

4) Since then I have kept recieving emails from Latin American Dell...but regular ad emails. Which keep referring to me as Pablo. And the email adress is apparently legit. Meaning one of two things: either the guy who sent the original email somehow added me to the Dell mailing list in the vague hope that this (somehow) would cover his tracks or there are actual phishers undercover at Dell Latin America. I know both explanations are retarded, but how else can you explain this?

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Could be that some guy named "Pablo" had his credit card stolen by someone that used it at dell, sent it to a fake addressed and registered it with your e-mail?

 

[Overflight]

*shrugs*