My friend just got back from Japan. He asked me if I wanted anything from there. I told I wanted the sickest, most depraved bit of Japanophelia sick fuck shit he could find. Well, he delivered.
I now own a copy of a movie called:
Octopus Invades the Vagina and It Will Hurt
If he had been caught with it by customs he would have been fined likely. I know for a fact that it's existence in Canada is illegal. It is truly heinous. I cannot bring myself to watch it.