What keeps me up at night

[David]

Dear Dave or Jay,

What's the deal with those house halves you sometimes see going down the highway? What people live in houses with half of it missing... and require it to be moved down the highway?

 

[makare]

What people? Why the Earl of Half and his wife Halfy Halfington.

 

[Dei]

Modular homes are fun.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modular_home

 

[sixpackshaker]

<-- Lives in 2 halves of one of those homes...

 

[David]

See, now why couldn't the result for "modular home" pop up when I tried to google it? My google-fu is weak