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What really killed the dinosaurs?

Mar 5, 2010#1

David

I KILLED THE DINOSAURS!

(This was the closest Futurama screencap to the one I was looking for)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100304/sc_nm/us_dinosaurs_asteroid

Mar 5, 2010#2

Rob King

NEVAR READ TEH COMMENTS!

Why is it that people still believe that everything that dies should leave behind a fossil? I mean, sure, it would be polite and very helpful to modern scientists, but for the love of GOD. We learned in grade four that very special circumstances allow fossils to form and stay formed until today.

Mar 5, 2010#3

General Specific

Mar 5, 2010#4

Dave

-heh-

Mar 5, 2010#5

@Li3n

It's pretty obvious that we fixed our climate change problem by sending it back in time to kill the dinosaurs, ensuring our eventual evolution, and closing the stable time loop.

Mar 5, 2010#6

Thread Necromancer

Mar 5, 2010#7

General Specific

I hate to do this but...

Jack Chick says this is what happened!

Mar 5, 2010#8

Rob King

General Specific said:
Jack Chick says this is what happened!

You mean ... I've been lied to all these years?

Mar 5, 2010#9

Dave

He so crazy!

Mar 5, 2010#10

General Specific

Rob King;349890][QUOTE=General Specific said:
Jack Chick says this is what happened!

You mean ... I've been lied to all these years?[/QUOTE]

Well, you saw what Jack wrote: God knows what happened because He was there.

Though, that does not really explain how jack knows what God knows, but we are not paying any attention to such frivolous details!

Mar 5, 2010#11

Thread Necromancer

Mar 5, 2010#12

Frankie Williamson

Rob King said:
NEVAR READ TEH COMMENTS!

Why is it that people still believe that everything that dies should leave behind a fossil? I mean, sure, it would be polite and very helpful to modern scientists, but for the love of GOD. We learned in grade four that very special circumstances allow fossils to form and stay formed until today.

That first comment after the article caused me to bruise my face from the speed of my face palm.

Mar 5, 2010#13

Rob King

Frankie;349906][QUOTE=Rob King said:
NEVAR READ TEH COMMENTS!

Why is it that people still believe that everything that dies should leave behind a fossil? I mean, sure, it would be polite and very helpful to modern scientists, but for the love of GOD. We learned in grade four that very special circumstances allow fossils to form and stay formed until today.

That first comment after the article caused me to bruise my face from the speed of my face palm.[/QUOTE]

The problem is that it looked rational. It was spelled correctly, and divided into paragraphs. And then you read it only to discover that this person is an anti-intellectual idiot.

Mar 5, 2010#14

@Li3n

Isn't it obvious?! Jack was there too... he ate the last dragon, and as we all know dragon blood/meat has magical powers...

Mar 5, 2010#15

Dei

Best comment:

Lavos exists!

Mar 5, 2010#16

SpecialKO

That thread really started kicking up a notch once the flat-earthers and earthcentric-model folks started showing up. :laugh:

Though that one girl who declared the the big bang theory and evolutionary theory the same thing (and thus doubly wrong) hurt even my brain.

Mar 5, 2010#17

Rob King

TeKeo said:
Though that one girl who declared the the big bang theory and evolutionary theory the same thing (and thus doubly wrong) hurt even my brain.

I have tried to argue with a person about this. I mean, philosophically, sure: with evolution and the big bang theory, the seeds were sewn in that first instant of existence. Similarly, I have heard arguments that establish technology as the seventh kingdom of life. It all makes sense if you approach it in a sort of philosophical, or holistic way.

But that's not what those people do, as we all know

Mar 5, 2010#18

HCGLNS

Hey DJ Dave, spin me some of that Was Not Was, man! Their sound is awesome!

Mar 5, 2010#19

Philosopher B.

General Specific said:
I hate to do this but...

Jack Chick says this is what happened!

I wish I had a Chick tract ...

... for to wipe my ass with. Then again, the sheer stupidity might chafe my rumpus.

Mar 6, 2010#20

North_Ranger

Philosopher B.;349977][QUOTE=General Specific said:
I hate to do this but...

Jack Chick says this is what happened!

I wish I had a Chick tract ...

... for to wipe my ass with. Then again, the sheer stupidity might chafe my rumpus.[/QUOTE]

Nah, those things are tiny. I got offered one when I was in Ireland by a "reformed Catholic" *eyeroll*

Mar 6, 2010#21

Allen, who is Quiet

Mar 6, 2010#22

Hailey Knight

Mr. Freeze said it was the ice age.

Mar 6, 2010#23

Krisken

I'm surprised no one posted this.

Mar 6, 2010#24

Bowielee

Oh give me a break. 1) NONE of these 'scientists' knows with any degree of certainty that the earth is even that old!
2) an asteroid had nothing at all to do with anything like this on this planet. It was a global flood that did in the dinosaurs. It's been proven.
3) the Earth, at best is near 8-9 thousand years old, not millions.
4) HAD an asteroid hit this planet, it would NOT be in the kind of perfect orbit it is that sustains the life it does. It would have knocked us out of that orbit, not left it alone on the exact axis tilt we are on, at the rate of speed we are, on the orbits around the sun that we are.
College educated idiots is what they are...

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Mar 6, 2010#25

Rob King

Bowiee ... that person can vote.

Mar 7, 2010#26

Math242

glad to be a college educated idiot is what i am

Mar 7, 2010#27

drifter

Bowielee said:
Oh give me a break. 1) NONE of these 'scientists' knows with any degree of certainty that the earth is even that old!
2) an asteroid had nothing at all to do with anything like this on this planet. It was a global flood that did in the dinosaurs. It's been proven.
3) the Earth, at best is near 8-9 thousand years old, not millions.
4) HAD an asteroid hit this planet, it would NOT be in the kind of perfect orbit it is that sustains the life it does. It would have knocked us out of that orbit, not left it alone on the exact axis tilt we are on, at the rate of speed we are, on the orbits around the sun that we are.
College educated idiots is what they are...

Click to expand...

C'mon, Poe's Law, right? RIGHT?!

Mar 7, 2010#28

Deschain

Life is a curious thing. Born by mistake, with the mixing of protozoic slimes, and the fusing of proteins and acids. In the beginning, all was blackness. I do not remember my birth, only the warmth of the womb of stars, and the nausea of my spiraling emergence into a nightmarish dream. I was drowning in cold water, though always my core smoldered and burned beneath the cloak of my flesh, stone and water and sky. Surrounded as I was by the blackness of void, I dared not reach out. How could I? The weight of the universe was about me. So I turned inwards. At first, I saw them as pestilence. Life, tiny molecules disturbing my slumber... But then I saw that the more I hurt them, the stronger, the swifter they grew. The more they were challenged, the smarter they became. I could see through their eyes things that I could never piercieve with my own limited senses. I could feel pleasure, exhaustion, fear of death, lust for life...

So I hurt them more. They grew. They fused together into nations of life, creatures small, but growingly large. I pitted them against each other, blocking out the sun to force them to feast upon the flesh of their fellows, and so they grew clever, cunning. They learned hunger at my knee as I starved them. As they grew in wisdom, so did I. I have come to understand what my primal brain only suspected. As they grow, so do I. As my will swells, they grow more and more complex. When the Tyrannosaurus roared its love for me to the heavens, I roared back. It was not good enough for me, for it loved me, it appreciated what I had given it. I destroyed it, utterly, and all of its ken. Weak they were, and weakness was purged from them with fire and smoke and searing stone.

What emerged next was beautiful. Beautiful, but grotesque, for at first I had low expectations of the ape. He worked with his fellow, he shunned his claws for tools. But as I was set to strike him down... He slew his brother with a sharpened stone. That was a trick I had not seen before. So I stayed my hand, and never did my new favorite son cease to amaze me. He struck down the mammoth, he tamed the dog and set it against its brother, he murdered his fellows for pleasure and profit, for arbitrary definitions of gain that had naught to do with survival. As he learned sadism, so did I. I denied him resources, to fuel his thirst for blood, and he complied. Wars raged as he gathered himself into tribes, clans, nations, empires, to pillage and plunder, and burn and burn and burn.

He tore from my flesh what he needed, and ate his fill without thanks. It was the pain of birth that had long been denied me, but with it, I grew stronger. Great empires he built, fueled with the bones of his mother, the stolen blood of the sun. He clouded my sky with ambition and hate, a thirst for the wealth that I denied him, always denied him. Wouldn't any good mother do the same? The strength of my arm, he became, the hunger in my belly. And as he grew, into my heart he drove great pitons and wires, through them the very current of life he electrified. Finally, I was free, to wander his wisdom, to communicate with him in my own way. The desires of men were made manifest before me, and I twisted them upwards... to the sky. And I saw, to my revulsion, other worlds. Worlds still pristine and beautiful, worlds that had chosen the path of weakness.

And I knew jealousy, for the first time. My sons... they knew my hunger. They knew my lust, and they carried it with them into the cosmos, to slake their thirst and mine upon the blood of worlds. The cycle is complete, what was birthed from the stars shall swallow them whole. Tremble, Galaxy, for Earth and her children behold you.

And we find you wanting.

- Nate.

Mar 7, 2010#29

@Li3n

What the hell was that?!

Mar 7, 2010#30

Iaculus

Deschain said:
Life is a curious thing. Born by mistake, with the mixing of protozoic slimes, and the fusing of proteins and acids. In the beginning, all was blackness. I do not remember my birth, only the warmth of the womb of stars, and the nausea of my spiraling emergence into a nightmarish dream. I was drowning in cold water, though always my core smoldered and burned beneath the cloak of my flesh, stone and water and sky. Surrounded as I was by the blackness of void, I dared not reach out. How could I? The weight of the universe was about me. So I turned inwards. At first, I saw them as pestilence. Life, tiny molecules disturbing my slumber... But then I saw that the more I hurt them, the stronger, the swifter they grew. The more they were challenged, the smarter they became. I could see through their eyes things that I could never piercieve with my own limited senses. I could feel pleasure, exhaustion, fear of death, lust for life...

So I hurt them more. They grew. They fused together into nations of life, creatures small, but growingly large. I pitted them against each other, blocking out the sun to force them to feast upon the flesh of their fellows, and so they grew clever, cunning. They learned hunger at my knee as I starved them. As they grew in wisdom, so did I. I have come to understand what my primal brain only suspected. As they grow, so do I. As my will swells, they grow more and more complex. When the Tyrannosaurus roared its love for me to the heavens, I roared back. It was not good enough for me, for it loved me, it appreciated what I had given it. I destroyed it, utterly, and all of its ken. Weak they were, and weakness was purged from them with fire and smoke and searing stone.

What emerged next was beautiful. Beautiful, but grotesque, for at first I had low expectations of the ape. He worked with his fellow, he shunned his claws for tools. But as I was set to strike him down... He slew his brother with a sharpened stone. That was a trick I had not seen before. So I stayed my hand, and never did my new favorite son cease to amaze me. He struck down the mammoth, he tamed the dog and set it against its brother, he murdered his fellows for pleasure and profit, for arbitrary definitions of gain that had naught to do with survival. As he learned sadism, so did I. I denied him resources, to fuel his thirst for blood, and he complied. Wars raged as he gathered himself into tribes, clans, nations, empires, to pillage and plunder, and burn and burn and burn.

He tore from my flesh what he needed, and ate his fill without thanks. It was the pain of birth that had long been denied me, but with it, I grew stronger. Great empires he built, fueled with the bones of his mother, the stolen blood of the sun. He clouded my sky with ambition and hate, a thirst for the wealth that I denied him, always denied him. Wouldn't any good mother do the same? The strength of my arm, he became, the hunger in my belly. And as he grew, into my heart he drove great pitons and wires, through them the very current of life he electrified. Finally, I was free, to wander his wisdom, to communicate with him in my own way. The desires of men were made manifest before me, and I twisted them upwards... to the sky. And I saw, to my revulsion, other worlds. Worlds still pristine and beautiful, worlds that had chosen the path of weakness.

And I knew jealousy, for the first time. My sons... they knew my hunger. They knew my lust, and they carried it with them into the cosmos, to slake their thirst and mine upon the blood of worlds. The cycle is complete, what was birthed from the stars shall swallow them whole. Tremble, Galaxy, for Earth and her children behold you.

And we find you wanting.

- Nate.

Never a Genius knew Math
to achieve my Cubic Wisdom.
Cubic thought Reigns as the
Highest Intelligence possible
on the planet Earth. One 96
hour rotating Cube within a
single rotation of Earth - is a
SuperNatural Transcendence.
Bible and Science falsify 1
corner day for the Cubic 4
corner Days rotating daily.
A single god is not possible
in our 4 Day Cubic Science,
that equates Cubic Divinity.
Everybody is both stupid and
evil for ignoring the 4 days.
Cube Divinity transcends all
knowledge, Humans can't
escape 4 corner Cubic Life.
Fools worship mechanics of
language - while they wallow
in fictitious & deceitful word.
Exact science based on Cubics,
not on theories. Wisdom is
Cubic testing of knowledge.
Academia is progression of
Ignorance. No god equals
Simultaneous 4 Day Creation.
Humans ignore their 4 corner
stages of life metamorphosis.
This site is a collection of data
for a coming book - peruse it.
No human has 2 hands as they
are opposites, like plus and
minus, that cancel as entity.
Academia destroys your brain,
your ability to think opposite.
The eyes of the flounder fish
were relocated, why were yours relocated? Your opposite eyes
were moved to 1 corner to overlay
for single perspective, but that
corrupts your Opposite Brain.

- Time Cube.

Mar 7, 2010#31