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I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Congress is the opposite of progress.




He's worried about putting more troops on the island; for environmental reasons, and that the island is too small and may capsize. This cuss is making nearly 200,000 a year. We are paying taxes to pay for this moronic douche to sit there and say ridiculous things like that. I don't know how that general sat there without telling him what a cussing idiot he is.

I'm sure he didn't mean it literally, but just listening to him speak made me sad for the U.S.

Maybe Guam is the island from LOST!

Even if he wasn't being literal, the way that man spoke and carried himself made me angry.

I don't know why.

Rob King said:

Even if he wasn't being literal, the way that man spoke and carried himself made me angry.

I don't know why.

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Yep, me too. I wanted to punch him.

It's like he was trying to carry himself as cerebral and stately, but he just came off as an idiot who didn't know anything who paused and said 'uuuuuuuuhh' a lot, not because he was thinking about the situation, but because he was thinking 'hehehe, I am so much smarter than this dumb general.'

Wow...words utterly fail me.

I'm hoping this was a joke, and it's just his delivery that sucks.

According to this guy's physics, Alcatraz should have fuckin' sunk.

Beautiful.

Roughly 200 square miles, a population of 150,000 or so (i think that's what the dude said), and on the edge of American existence while still being American. Plus, I think it's warm all year round there. Is there any chance I can move to Guam?

Gruebeard said:

Roughly 200 square miles, a population of 150,000 or so (i think that's what the dude said), and on the edge of American existence while still being American. Plus, I think it's warm all year round there. Is there any chance I can move to Guam?

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don't you pay attention? If you move there you could cause the whole thing to tip over when you throw your first party.

Covar;364487][QUOTE=Gruebeard said:

Roughly 200 square miles, a population of 150,000 or so (i think that's what the dude said), and on the edge of American existence while still being American. Plus, I think it's warm all year round there. Is there any chance I can move to Guam?

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don't you pay attention? If you move there you could cause the whole thing to tip over when you throw your first party.[/QUOTE]

We need some tee shirts:

Halforums Spring Break 2011
Operation: CAPSIZE GUAM

YES.

UHHH UHHH UHHH.

I'll bet if you asked this guy what Global Warming is he couldn't even tell you.

Cajungal said:

YES.

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Looks like it's just me and you, so far. We are going to party hard, but I believe that we can tip that motherfucker!

YEAAAH *drunken two-beer-fisted gesture*

Rob King;364979][QUOTE=Cajungal said:

YES.

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Looks like it's just me and you, so far. We are going to party hard, but I believe that we can tip that motherfucker!

YEAAAH *drunken two-beer-fisted gesture*[/QUOTE]

*jumps really hard*

drawn_inward;364336][QUOTE=Rob King said:

Even if he wasn't being literal, the way that man spoke and carried himself made me angry.

I don't know why.

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Yep, me too. I wanted to punch him.[/QUOTE]


Like the fact that he didn't know how to express length and width dimensions in an articulate matter?