What? What? What?

[HCGLNS]

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2012/04/26/19683276.html

Women in Egypt are fighting proposed laws that would permit men to have sex with their wives up to six hours after death.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

 

[makare]

the heat must keep them warm.

 

[HCGLNS]

Do the doctors leave the room and set up a timer or something?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Six hours and five minutes is right out.

 

[Bowielee]

The worst part is, you don't make a law unless you're dealing with an issue that's ALREADY HAPPENING.

I try to avoid ethnocentric bias, but jesus christ...

 

[CynicismKills]

Well, I guess if they get the formaldehyde on that corpse fast enough they could fool a cop for a long time. Six hours? Six weeks.

 

[Frank]

Reminds me of a story one of the corporals told me when I was a rookie. About how they ended up catching a coroner that was warming up the v-j-j's of corpses with the light bulb of a lamp before having at them.

 

[strawman]

If you put two crazy rules in the law, you might be able to keep the less crazy one (marriage at 14) while appearing to compromise by dropping the really crazy one.

 

[General Specific]

 

[SeraRelm]

 

[ElJuski]

it's like a fucking Chuck Palahniuk novel.

 

[bhamv3]

It's like something out of Sexy Losers.

Looking at this rationally though, I can't really find a great reason to be against it. It's not hurting anyone, right?

 

[ElJuski]

I mean, yeah, if you consider human beings to be meat puppets and nothing more. I'm sure the "not hurting anyone" line works really well on the corpses' families

 

[fade]

Ah, except for that awkward moment when the bowels release.

 

[ElJuski]

awe come on man. Eating a burrito.

 

[BananaHands]

 

[CynicismKills]

awe come on man. Eating a burrito.

Now just imagine when you bite into it, and the opposite end gets all loose, and then all those beeeeeeeeeeeeeeans. Beans everyyyyyyyyywheeeeeeeere.

 

[ElJuski]

I've never regretted extra sour-cream more than now.