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What would you carry if you had Batman's utility belt?

Dec 15, 2009#1

MisterSteve

I am planning on doing some traveling and camping, mostly in the desert on a motorcycle.
I have some basic things, like flashlight, can opener, multi-tool, etc.

The question is, with limited space, what items are absolutely critical to day-to-day survival. Imagine you are trapped on a deserted island. What tools do you want to help you survive?

Dec 15, 2009#2

Soliloquy

Bat Shark-Repellant.

Dec 15, 2009#3

Philosopher B.

Kleenex. :smug: :pud:

Dec 15, 2009#4

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancers list of required items for desert survival:

2 black plastic trash bags
2 opaque pieces of large thicker plastic
1 good solid knife
1 multi tool
length of good quality rope
strike anywhere matches in a water poof container
1 tarp
1 well stocked small first aid kit
years of desert survival knowhow

those are what I always considered the bare minimum and in some survival classes we've gotten along with less (some we used more).

wouldn't hurt to pick up one of these too though.

Dec 15, 2009#5

Shegokigo

Nothing, all I need is my hair and some sea turtles.

Oh wait, and some rum.

Dec 15, 2009#6

HCGLNS

Knife
Good boots and socks
Canteen
SART
Heavy test fishing line

Dec 15, 2009#7

Shegokigo

Oh I forgot:

Dec 15, 2009#8

Espy

Bear Grylls.

Dec 15, 2009#9

Dusty668

Aqua Velva.

Dec 15, 2009#10

Gusto

Physician’s Desk Reference…

...hollowed out. Inside: Waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. No – Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question, did my shoes come off in the plane crash?

Dec 15, 2009#11

CynicismKills

Another, smaller utility belt.

Dec 15, 2009#12

HowDroll

Gusto said:
Physician’s Desk Reference…

...hollowed out. Inside: Waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. No – Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question, did my shoes come off in the plane crash?

Dec 15, 2009#13

Ravenpoe

How about a satellite phone, or some other sort of emergency gps device so that, should something bad happen, I can cry for help and have someone come rescue my ass?

Dec 16, 2009#14

Deschain

As many deagles as I can fit. I want a belt full of them. I don't even want to reload, I'll just throw the gun at them and pull out another one. They must also all be gold-plated and tiger-striped.

Dec 16, 2009#15

sixpackshaker

Deschain said:
As many deagles as I can fit. I want a belt full of them. I don't even want to reload, I'll just throw the gun at them and pull out another one. They must also all be gold-plated and tiger-striped.

I pictured you dual wielding .45 Colts, with sandalwood grips, from a time that has moved on...

Dec 16, 2009#16

JCM

Dec 16, 2009#17

rabbitgod

Definitely a mylar blanket. Couple trash bags. Extra underwear.

Dec 16, 2009#18

Chibibar

where are you camping?

Snake bite kit
compass (maybe)
A good knife - We are not talking dinky knife. A REAL knife

fishing kit (those mini portable one at least some lines and hooks)
trash bags (good solid one, not the flimsy office kind)
iodine
waterproof matches
magnifying glass (small one)
flint and steel (in case you ran out of matches but it doesn't hurt plus it is small)

Dec 16, 2009#19

Shannow

Porno. And lots of it.

Dec 16, 2009#20

The Pumes

Ravenpoe said:
How about a satellite phone, or some other sort of emergency gps device so that, should something bad happen, I can cry for help and have someone come rescue my ass?

This. Go have fun on your deserted island, I will make a memoir called 'Deserted Island Blues' and be rich and famous while you guys have your gold-plated, tiger striped deagles and shark repellent spray.

Dec 16, 2009#21

Shannow

The Pumes;316247][quote=Ravenpoe said:
How about a satellite phone, or some other sort of emergency gps device so that, should something bad happen, I can cry for help and have someone come rescue my ass?

Dec 16, 2009#22

North_Ranger

Espy said:
Bear Grylls.

Mmmm... No.

Just saw him in Late Night With Conan O'Brien. The guy's a leee-eee-eettle bit too obsessed with shit (either drinking it, producing it or shoving it up his ass as an enema) for comfort.

Dec 16, 2009#23

General Specific

Espy said:
Bear Grylls.

Really? Cause if I could fit an english person in there, I'd select Gemma Atkinson

But that may just be me.

Dec 16, 2009#24

Frankie Williamson

Espy said:
Bear Grylls.

The low rent Les Stroud?

PFFFFT.

Dec 16, 2009#25

Espy

Frankie;316521][quote=Espy said:
Bear Grylls.

The low rent Les Stroud?

PFFFFT.[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry, would like a side helping of BORING with that?

Dec 16, 2009#26

Frankie Williamson

No, but I would like a heaping dish of ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT to the side order of IS FULL OF SHIT that Bear Grylls delivers.

Dec 16, 2009#27

Espy

Frankie said:
No, but I would like a heaping dish of ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT to the side order of IS FULL OF SHIT that Bear Grylls delivers.

I demand PISTOLS at DAWN.

Dec 16, 2009#28

Frankie Williamson

You're ON sir! YOU are ON!

Dec 16, 2009#29

Espy

Frankie said:
You're ON sir! YOU are ON!

Ha ha! It will be to late to find out, like the AMAZING Bear I cheat! Muawhahahahahahahahahahaha

Dec 16, 2009#30

General Specific

I had pistols at dawn with Espy once.

He brought a bazooka.

Dec 16, 2009#31

Espy

General Specific said:
I had pistols at dawn with Espy once.

He brought a bazooka.

It was names "pistol" though.

Dec 16, 2009#32

General Specific

you wrote that on the side of it with red paint

Dec 16, 2009#33

Ravenpoe

I met Bear Grylls once.

He clubbed my dog on the head and ate it.

The fucker ate my dog!

Dec 17, 2009#34

Jay

Dec 17, 2009#35

North_Ranger

SeriousJay said:

... in case you ran into King Kong?

Dec 17, 2009#36

Shegokigo

Funny that you didn't even use the largest size available SeriousJay. If you're going to go all out, might as well do it right:

Dec 17, 2009#37

Jay

I always felt that the condoms I posted did an exceptional job at keeping the status quo between safety and pleasure. Those durex ones you posted always made me feel like I was feeling up a Goodyear tire. And anyways, what do you know of condoms anyways? lol

Dec 17, 2009#38

North_Ranger

Shegokigo said:
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Funny that you didn't even use the largest size available SeriousJay. If you're going to go all out, might as well do it right:

As promoted by Mister Ed.

"Awwww yeeee-haaa-haaa-haaaww!"

Dec 17, 2009#39

Dave

Yes?

Dec 17, 2009#40

Shannow

SeriousJay said:

What are you, Danny Devito from Its Always Sunny in Philedelphia?

"I buy a pack of magnums, that way she thinks I have a huge dong."

Dec 17, 2009#41

Espy

Shannow said:
"I buy a pack of magnums, that way she thinks I have a huge dong."

My gosh that was an amazing episode. One of their best.

Dec 17, 2009#42

Necronic

Rope
saw
shovel
bag of lime

Dec 17, 2009#43

Shannow

Necronic said:
Rope
saw
shovel
bag of lime

Dec 17, 2009#44

Kitty Sinatra

batarangs for hunting
batlighter for starting fires
batsaw for firewood
batteries for power

Dec 17, 2009#45

JCM

Shegokigo said:
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Funny that you didn't even use the largest size available SeriousJay. If you're going to go all out, might as well do it right:

MEh

Dec 17, 2009#46

Bowielee

Shannow;316907][quote=SeriousJay said:

What are you, Danny Devito from Its Always Sunny in Philedelphia?

"I buy a pack of magnums, that way she thinks I have a huge dong."[/QUOTE]

Ahem, it's MONSTER dong

Dec 18, 2009#47

North_Ranger

Dude, Danny de Vito oughta just put one on himself and use his noggin to pleasure the ladies...

Dec 18, 2009#48

Shannow

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. just crawl right up there

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