What would you do if Cenobites were after you?

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Necronic

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So....yeah I have like 6 days off of work and that means I am just sitting around building nightmare scenarios in my head. I am definitely an example of the old "idle hands" saying.

Which is why its pretty likely I would solve Lemarchand's box if I had it. So then what could I do? What would you do? Somehow I think suicide would probably be the best way out, but from some of the comics it seems like that doesn't work.

I guess I would have to summon some other worse monster, like Barbara Streissand, to fight them. Of course I would then be castrated, but....I dunno, it could be worse.
 
I would set myself up to die in a reasonable manner, since it seems like a lot of the recruited Cenobytes end up marked forever with something to do with the way they died. Last thing I would want to be is the giant, floppy dildo Cenobyte that all the other Cenobytes make fun of when they're not torturing people.
 

Necronic

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I would set myself up to die in a reasonable manner, since it seems like a lot of the recruited Cenobytes end up marked forever with something to do with the way they died. Last thing I would want to be is the giant, floppy dildo Cenobyte that all the other Cenobytes make fun of when they're not torturing people.
What if you went by being smothered with kittens. But that would backfire, and you would just be covered in pussies or somethin,
 
I would run to Chuck Norris' house. None of the Cenobites are particularly fast, it's just inevitable that they would catch up to you.

And if they catch me, I would just tell them that it was Necro that opened the box. :p
 
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