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Simple game: what's the strangest thing in your pocket/purse right this moment?

For me: In my wallet, I carry around a Marvin the Martian sticker my daughter gave me years ago where my photo ID is supposed to go.

Your mom's hand.

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Sorry.

Wallet: One of my high school's English teachers's business card, since he plays music at local pubs and I thought it would be cool to have.

Pocket: This one is kind of funny since I rarely carry it with me, but today I have a doubleheaded calligraphy marker on me.

Laptop lock key.

Star Trek DVD Redbox rental (There is a good chance it will be a sow day at work )



Also in before "I have a ring in my pocket"

A scrap of paper with the lyrics for Auld Lang Syne.

do not store near excessive heat?

Tinwhistler said:

do not store near excessive heat? >

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do not store near excessive heat?

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Yes. It melts.

Must... not... make... sleazy... joke...

North_Ranger said:

Must... not... make... sleazy... joke...

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What on earth sort of sleazy joke could you make about something as pure and wholesome as a contraceptive?

I used to carry around in my wallet a list that my parents made of reasons I was a terrible son. They were nice enough to print it so they could fit a lot of reasons on only one sheet of paper.

HowDroll said:

What on earth sort of sleazy joke could you make about something as pure and wholesome as a contraceptive?

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Trust me... You don't want to know. I can make a double entendre, a sleazy joke or an anecdote of ribaldry about anything.

North_Ranger;305155][quote=HowDroll said:

What on earth sort of sleazy joke could you make about something as pure and wholesome as a contraceptive?

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Trust me... You don't want to know. I can make a double entendre, a sleazy joke or an anecdote of ribaldry about anything.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like a challenge to me.

You're like a walking rule 34.

HowDroll said:

Sounds like a challenge to me.

You're like a walking rule 34.

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With suspenders

I can't play... My pockets are empty right now, and the most unusual thing I have in my wallet is a train return ticket* that I never used to return.

Sigh, there was a time I had ridiculous items, stickers given to me by my older brother and even a caricature of myself sticked were the picture of my ID would be.

But I grew older.

*Are they called this way?

lets see... currently?? nothing much since I recently change my wallet after 6 years of use.

before I change wallet? I discover an old phone number to my ex. I cried a little cause I miss her (she passed from OD)

Also a contraceptive, but the kind for dudes.

In my Pocket 3 D20's and a D12 left over from my game on sunday.

And in my wallet a fake student card saying I'm doing epic level studies in Awesome.

Also my wallet i9s made of duct tape which is awesome

Brass

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actual one, reservation card for WoW The Burning Crusade. That I did not use, the software store did not open at mid-night to sell the game to those who reserved a copy. The store closed at 11:30. I was pissed.

O hey... there's also an old Junior Mint in there.

Painkillers. That is the weirdest thing I have in my pocket.

Adammon said:

I used to carry around in my wallet a list that my parents made of reasons I was a terrible son. They were nice enough to print it so they could fit a lot of reasons on only one sheet of paper.

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That's.... uh... I'm... I'm stunned.

Mine would probably be a tiny pair of handcuffs, attached to my keychain. They actually work as handcuffs, but they're only big enough to cuff fingers. So they're fingercuffs, I suppose.

bhamv3 said:

So they're fingercuffs, I suppose.

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sixpackshaker;305191][quote=bhamv3 said:

So they're fingercuffs, I suppose.

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I've never seen that, so you're gonna have to explain the reference to me.

no, you will just have to break down and see it.

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Fine, but only because the poster has a hot girl on it.

my rpg dice are in my purse... whether or not that is strange is kind of subjective I guess.

i'm sad. There's nothing strange in my pockets (which are empty) or my wallet (which is practically empty).

An 8gb Flash drive that I carry around most of the time, just in case I need to throw something on it (like files from my account at school).

Purse: A picture of Betty Paige.

Coat Pocket: A baby rattle.

Coat pocket: a slip of paper listing the possible side effects of the H1N1 vaccine, as well as directions to wait 10-15 minutes before leaving the hospital, in case of serious side effects following the inoculation.

Cajungal said:

Also a contraceptive, but the kind for dudes.

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Oh, baby pics?

Tinwhistler said:

i'm sad. There's nothing strange in my pockets (which are empty) or my wallet (which is practically empty).

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Same here though my purse and wallet aren't exactly empty. The closest thing I have to weird in my purse is my Udder Cover for when I need to nurse in public.

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Also a contraceptive, but the kind for dudes.

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Oh, baby pics?[/QUOTE]

Those work on me, too.

bhamv3;305190][quote=Adammon said:

I used to carry around in my wallet a list that my parents made of reasons I was a terrible son. They were nice enough to print it so they could fit a lot of reasons on only one sheet of paper.

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That's.... uh... I'm... I'm stunned.

Mine would probably be a tiny pair of handcuffs, attached to my keychain. They actually work as handcuffs, but they're only big enough to cuff fingers. So they're fingercuffs, I suppose.[/QUOTE]

As a young lad I was depressed and so my behavior reflected that depression. My parents, in their infinite wisdom, decided that the best way to improve my behavior was to tell me everything I was doing wrong, in a written format.

In its own way, I suppose it worked. Instead of hating myself and my life, I ended up hating them for doing that. Then again, I was an angsty teenager so take that as you will.

It was probably the only 'big mistake' my parents made from my perspective. I do think the world of them.

I have a fortune in my wallet that says: If the cookie is in two pieces, the answer is yes. Now, I need to find out what the question was.

Oooo, I have a fortune on my desk from last Friday!

"You will inherit a large sum of money."

I hope so, cookie!

Gusto said:

Oooo, I have a fortune on my desk from last Friday!

"You will inherit a large sum of money."

I hope so, cookie!

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No, man! That means someone is going to die, and leave you their moolah!!

drawn_inward;305287][quote=Gusto said:

Oooo, I have a fortune on my desk from last Friday!

"You will inherit a large sum of money."

I hope so, cookie!

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No, man! That means someone is going to die, and leave you their moolah!! [/QUOTE]

Or he pushed the button!

I don't have anything strange in there, unless a Tide ToGo pen counts?

A hole...

Two keychains; one is a metallic green beetle, the other is an Austrailian spiny spider facing off against a tiny wood scorpion (that also glows in the dark). Both are coated in acrylic, and were gifts from my girlfriend.

A folded, laminated one dollar bill.

My grandfather gave it to me as a child and told me as long as I held on to it, I would never go broke.

I've carried it around in every wallet I've had since.

An 8GB Flash Drive that is also a video camera disguised as a lighter.

Well, there's this one ring in my pocket that I found lying around a while ago. I can't really bring myself to get rid of it.

3 dollars and one human soul. I wish I knew where the three dollars came from.

I have my D&D character token in my wallet. I wanted to make sure I wouldn't lose it or forget to bring it to any D&D games should my group find time to play.

doomdragon6 said:

An 8GB Flash Drive that is also a video camera disguised as a lighter.

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I only ever keep my phone and my wallet in my pockets. And sometimes tissues. Which I then carefully but firmly apply to my nose, whereupon I violently discharge the contents into said tissues, taking care to dispose of them in a nearby trash receptacle immediately afterwards.

Soliloquy said:

Well, there's this one ring in my pocket that I found lying around a while ago. I can't really bring myself to get rid of it.

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That's funny, you know, I've been missing a birthday present that sounds remarkably similar.



Hmmm ...

I always keep this in my wallet

Just incase I need to get into the Avenger's Mansion in an emergency

Philosopher B. said:

I only ever keep my phone and my wallet in my pockets. And sometimes tissues. Which I then carefully but firmly apply to my nose, whereupon I violently discharge the contents into said tissues, taking care to dispose of them in a nearby trash receptacle immediately afterwards.

Soliloquy said:

Well, there's this one ring in my pocket that I found lying around a while ago. I can't really bring myself to get rid of it.

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That's funny, you know, I've been missing a birthday present that sounds remarkably similar.

Hmmm ...

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No, see, the ring is mine. I found it. It came to me!

Strangely enough, I just found a Singaporean one dollar coin in my pocket, after reading this thread. The weird thing is that I haven't been in Singapore for over 10 years.

Someone start a "What's the strangest thing in your bank account" thread next please?

old ticket from a Pixies concert. BOOYAH

Honestly, I do have a ring in my pocket. It's my wedding ring. I have to take it off when I work on computers, lest it scratch them. The rest of my pocketses goes as follows:
16GB Flash drive
2GB Flash drive
Keyring
Another keyring
Wallet
Hair ties
Cell phone
Swiss Army Knife
Change & bills
Folded piece of paper for taking down important stuff
Single Chuck E Cheese token
Comb (fine toothed, hard rubber)
Receipt for chicken sandwich

--Patrick

The only odd thing in my wallet is a Nine of Diamonds.

I have a poker chip and a circular piece of cardboard that I always keep in my front right jeans pocket. The poker chip is my lucky charm, and the more I carry it around the more luck I store into it, to be withdrawn whenever I choose. Of course, if anyone but me so much as touches it, they gain a brief period of very good luck followed by catastrophe after catastrophe. This started as a joke among friends, the powers of the poker chip, but then one of them touched it and broke both of his legs, his bicycle, and his girlfriend broke up with him, all in the same weekend. It has real, true, mysterious abilities, that poker chip...

The piece of cardboard is a lot smaller than it, and it was just something I started carrying when my cat got really sick after I found it while at the vet with her. She got better, and since I've carried it has not relapsed.

drawn_inward said:

I have a fortune in my wallet that says: If the cookie is in two pieces, the answer is yes. Now, I need to find out what the question was.

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I once got a fotune in my cookie that said "You like Chinexe food."

I was like, really? I'm at you restaurant so I must, right?

Except I was having chicken and fries.

IRONY.

HCGLNS said:

The only odd thing in my wallet is a Nine of Diamonds.

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Do you just go around asking "Is this your card?" to everyone you meet?


'Cause in 20 years, when someone finally says yes and looks amazed, it'll be worth it.

My card is the four of diamonds.

In my old wallet, I used to carry two hand-made cards: an ace of mushrooms and an ace of frogs. I loved the looks everybody that saw them gave me.

I still have my membership card from our little We-hate-Magic-The-Gathering club in my wallet (it's from 1993 I guess).

It's a third of a Macic-card we ripped apart and but a hole with a BB gun into each part (I'm just sorry it was no Red ryder BB gun).

i have a picture of a girl i hate in my wallet. Have had it for 10 years.