I only ever keep my phone and my wallet in my pockets. And sometimes tissues. Which I then carefully but firmly apply to my nose, whereupon I violently discharge the contents into said tissues, taking care to dispose of them in a nearby trash receptacle immediately afterwards.
Soliloquy said:
Well, there's this one ring in my pocket that I found lying around a while ago. I can't really bring myself to get rid of it.
That's funny, you know, I've been missing a birthday present that sounds remarkably similar.
Hmmm ...