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#1



Morgoth

Hello there. I am Morgoth, but my friends like to call me Melkor. I enjoy casual strolls through Utunmo, creating twisted versions of life, and occasionally swiping a Silmaril or two. My best friend in the whole wide world is Sauron.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utumno


#2



Iaculus

Hi there, Grunch Bloodknife of the Morgul Daily here. In the interest of our readers, would you care to confirm or deny the rumours surrounding you, Ungoliant, and two tickets to a round-the-world luxury cruise?


#3



Morgoth

Iaculus said:
Hi there, Grunch Bloodknife of the Morgul Daily here. In the interest of our readers, would you care to confirm or deny the rumours surrounding you, Ungoliant, and two tickets to a round-the-world luxury cruise?
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Uh...I deny all allegations of those rumors. The only place I chill in is Middle Earth. Those Vala can keep their Valinor, magic tress, and shiny, shiny Silmarils... pulsating with light....so shiny...uh...um...THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!


#4

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Hello, Snerg Smells-Like-a-Human, Barad-Dûr Post.

You have come under heavy criticism from documentary film-maker Radagast in recent years. How do you respond to the latest allegations put forth in his film Warping: A Love Story that in creating the orcs you severely broke the ethical guidelines set by the Ainur Preparatory Committee on Creating Sentient Species? Do you expect the current administration to take action against you?


#5



Morgoth

North_Ranger said:
Hello, Snerg Smells-Like-a-Human, Barad-Dûr Post.

You have come under heavy criticism from documentary film-maker Radagast in recent years. How do you respond to the latest allegations put forth in his film Warping: A Love Story that in creating the orcs you severely broke the ethical guidelines set by the Ainur Preparatory Committee on Creating Sentient Species? Do you expect the current administration to take action against you?
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They can try. I've got my own secret police task force of dragons and balrogs. I'm not too worried over toughening up a couple of pansy elves.


#6

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Your avatar both confuses and pleases me. You may keep your sanity....


#7



Morgoth

Shegokigo said:
Your avatar both confuses and pleases me. You may keep your sanity....
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Thanks. The great white alpha was actually the one who emailed it too me since he knows I like LotR so much. It's called, "My dinner with Morgoth"


#8



Chazwozel

You are such a retard.


#9

Dave

Dave

Okay, so answer the questions as to whether or not you are the same person and that Morgoth is an alt.

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NOT THAT I CARE! Alts are fine, but I thought I'd let you address this.


#10



Wasabi Poptart

What type of doctor are you?


#11

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

What the hell is going on in this thread?


#12

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Dave said:
Okay, so answer the questions as to whether or not you are the same person and that Morgoth is an alt.[COLOR=\"black\"]

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[/COLOR]NOT THAT I CARE! Alts are fine, but I thought I'd let you address this.
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#13



Chazwozel

Dave said:
Okay, so answer the questions as to whether or not you are the same person and that Morgoth is an alt.

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NOT THAT I CARE! Alts are fine, but I thought I'd let you address this.
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I'll answer that for him since he's been away most of the week on clinic and this weekend at a conference. No we're not the same person.


#14



Silvanesti

Chazwozel;283006][quote=Dave said:
Okay, so answer the questions as to whether or not you are the same person and that Morgoth is an alt.

---------- Post added at 10:49 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:49 AM ----------

NOT THAT I CARE! Alts are fine, but I thought I'd let you address this.
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I'll answer that for him since he's been away most of the week on clinic and this weekend at a conference. No we're not the same person.[/QUOTE]

Riiiiiiight. Thats just what an alt would say.

CONFESS!


#15

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Are you at the clinic because Chaz went and ripped you a new one?


#16



Kitty Sinatra

Dave said:
Okay, so answer the questions as to whether or not you are the same person and that Morgoth is an alt.
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Hey! People read my blog!

Maybe I should post in it more than once . . . oh no, wait. I wrote that I thought Chaz was posting as someone else, not Morgoth. Maybe I should read my blog.


#17



Chazwozel

Gruebeard;283108][quote=Dave said:
Okay, so answer the questions as to whether or not you are the same person and that Morgoth is an alt.
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Hey! People read my blog!

Maybe I should post in it more than once . . . oh no, wait. I wrote that I thought Chaz was posting as someone else, not Morgoth. Maybe I should read my blog.[/QUOTE]

Deschain is most certainly not me. Although he probably has the most badass name in this joint. My only alt ever was Satan.


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