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A tree fell on our house.

Sucks, that's a pain in the ass to deal with.

How bad was it?

You have my axe.

Were you taunting the tree before it happened? Be honest now.

Jesus, I hope everyone's okay.

Right, got the condolences out of the way, now I NEED to pun this. *ahem*

1) I sure hope this accident doesn't have you barking mad.
2) Guess this is the root of all your current problems?
3) Well, you DID say you wanted to brance out.
4) Sorry, should I just leaf well enough alone?
5) You'll be pining for a new house, now.
6) Sounds like a birchin' good time!
7) Did someone say "Oak crap?"
8) Maybe you could call Justin Timberlake for help.

Hope your insurance will cover it or at least help you out.

wow

Having been through this before....I hope everyone is okay and that your homeowner's insurance aren't a bunch of pricks. In our case it also got 2 cars. Was it at least your tree? Ours was our neighbor's and we still had to pay for it!

I hope everything is alright.

please keep us informed!

This could become a deciduous factor of your plans.