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When Practical Jokes Attack 2: The Squeakquel

#1

Dave

Dave

http://www.620wtmj.com/news/local/83626547.html

21 year old kid thinks it would be funny to prank mom. So when she comes home from grocery shopping he puts on a ski mask and fakes robbing her.

What WASN'T fake was the .357 weapon she pulled out & shot him twice with - once in the junk. He's in the hospital and I don't think she'll be getting any grandbabies real soon...


#2

Hylian

Hylian

She didn't recognize his voice? And if not what did he say that would constitute shooting him and not just threatening to shoot him?


#3

Fun Size

Fun Size

He won't have the balls to do that again.


#4

General Specific

General Specific

Yeah, faking a robbery like that as a prank just isn't funny.


#5

Shakey

Shakey

Call me cynical, but I wouldn't be surprised if the son was actually trying to mug his mom. Once he got shot they decided to say it was just a prank. Who would use a real gun to pull a prank on someone?


#6

phil

phil

Holy shit!

Didn't he know that his mom had apparently TWO guns?


#7



Soliloquy

Just remember, kids: It's all fun and games until somebody looses his manhood.


#8

Hylian

Hylian

Hmm after reading the following I have to wonder if it really was a prank.



http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/83632112.html

Police question son's story after he's shot by mom

By Ryan Haggerty of the Journal Sentinel
Updated: Feb. 5, 2010 11:41 a.m.
A 21-year-old man whose mother shot him in the groin Thursday night told police he was trying to be funny by wearing a ski mask and pretending to rob her, but investigators aren't necessarily buying his story, a Milwaukee police spokesman said Friday.
Police are trying to determine if the man was actually trying to rob his 37-year-old mother, Sgt. Mark Stanmeyer said.
The man said he pretended to rob his mother behind their house in the 3700 block of N. 13th St. as she returned from shopping about 9 p.m., according to a statement from the Police Department.
His mother drew a .357-caliber revolver and fired several shots, hitting her son at least twice, the statement says.
The man's injuries are serious but not expected to be life-threatening, Stanmeyer said. The man's record with Milwaukee police includes arrests for drug- and weapons-related offenses, Stanmeyer said.
The woman surrendered to the first officers on scene. The gun's serial number had been obliterated, according to the police statement.
The woman is in custody at the Milwaukee County Jail. The Milwaukee County district attorney's office will review the case, Stanmeyer said.
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#9



Chazwozel

Fake robbing someone ranks right up there with throwing dummies out into traffic. It's just not funny.


#10

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

That was a dick move, so she moved his dick.


#11



Philosopher B.

I agree with Shakey. Sounds like he was trying to mug his own mother ... and it went balls-up.


#12

Bubble181

Bubble181

A 21 y/o with a 37 y/o mother?


#13



Philosopher B.

Damn, lol, didn't even think about that.

- Philosopher B., who is the same age as that mugger dude, and whose mother is 55.


#14

Krisken

Krisken

Oh for the love of...

I swear, sometimes my state is scary.


#15

Steve

Steve

She had groceries in one hand and the .357 in the other. Of the two she's the only one with a sac.


#16



Philosopher B.

Steve said:
She had groceries in one hand and the .357 in the other.
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Sounds like a good mom to have around in the apocalypse.

Also, I just realized Dave called that dude a 'kid'.


#17

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

Why the hell did they arrest the mom for defending herself? fucked up, that one is


#18

Calleja

Calleja

Probably for possession of a gun without a serial number?


#19



Kitty Sinatra

Bubble181 said:
A 21 y/o with a 37 y/o mother?
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There's this hot chick at work, she's a grandmother at 33.


#20

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Krisken said:
Oh for the love of...

I swear, sometimes my state is scary.
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No offence, Krisken, but sometimes your whole frickin' country scares me. I wish I was kidding.


#21

Green_Lantern

Green_Lantern

North_Ranger;338818][QUOTE=Krisken said:
Oh for the love of...

I swear, sometimes my state is scary.
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No offence, Krisken, but sometimes your whole frickin' country scares me. I wish I was kidding.[/QUOTE]

Ditto.


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