meet Asian girls? Due to my recent single-ness I have decided to finally fill my racial quota. My current target is the Asian chick. According the my pokedex they often hang out at arcades, cosplay conventions, and libraries.
Go to the university, find the department of mathematics. Stand on the roof with a fishing rod. Use a differential equation as lure. Cast the line. Reel 'em in.
Vag, that is one of the creepiest things I've ever seen. She looks either drugged or dead.
And I'd been going to make the same joke as Gusto, Dave, and Amy (though I was going to say North Korea, since hopefully he'd be imprisoned as a spy...)
Grow old, have your wife die and hate your kids and grandkids. Talk gruffly and own an old yellow dog. Soon someone will try and steal your car and you'll be up to your neck in Asians.