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Which hangs lower?

Jul 13, 2009#1

Fun Size

Well, which is it?

Jul 13, 2009#2

Shakey

What if they hang at the exact same length?

Jul 13, 2009#3

Gurpel

Shakey said:
What if they hang at the exact same length?

then you are wrong or a freak of nature. look for work in a drug testing lab or porn.

anyway, voted right.

now that TNG (not you nick) is gone, why do we still have grue options? who votes for grue?

Jul 13, 2009#4

Philosopher B.

Shit I can't remember.

Jul 13, 2009#5

bigcountry23

the middle one...

What?

Jul 13, 2009#6

Krisken

bigcountry23 said:
the middle one...

What?

Jul 13, 2009#7

Cajungal

teehee, testicles... or man boobs.

Jul 13, 2009#8

Philosopher B.

Krisken said:
bigcountry23 said:

the middle one...

What?

Click to expand...

:aaahhh:

Cajungal said:
teehee, testicles... or man boobs.

They hang about even. ImeanWHAT.

Jul 13, 2009#9

Cajungal

Jul 13, 2009#10

They both hang, or are rather suspended, in a perfect symmetry that requires no artificial augmentation via surgery, padding, or underwire.

(What? This is only for the guys to talk about their sacks? Screw that.)

Jul 13, 2009#11

Cajungal

Let's totally hijack this thread and talk about boobs! No wait... that's just what they want.

:humph:

Jul 13, 2009#12

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!! :unibrow:

Jul 13, 2009#13

Edrondol said:
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!

Oh I've got pics.

And I don't care if you think it happened.

:tongue:

I also don't care if I hijack this thread all the way to the Soviet Union.

Jul 13, 2009#14

Krisken

Edrondol said:
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!

Men need not respond with pics.

K, plz, thnks.

Jul 13, 2009#15

Krisken said:
Edrondol said:

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!

Click to expand...

Men need not respond with pics.

K, plz, thnks.

I've already been answered.

Jul 13, 2009#16

Cajungal

This "pics or it didn't happen" could be aimed at the existence not only of our breasts, but of all breasts in general. Maybe it's been so long since anyone here has seen boobs, that their existence is now shrouded in myth and mystery. They're like a yeti, only hopefully less hairy.

At any rate, to aid you in your search for boobs, gentle admin, I offer you this:

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=5948

Jul 13, 2009#17

CynicismKills

Oh hey a grue option, new and fresh.

Also lolballs.

Jul 13, 2009#18

Philosopher B.

Krisken said:
Edrondol said:

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!

Click to expand...

Men need not respond with pics.

K, plz, thnks.

-- Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:53 pm --

Cajungal said:
http://forum.halforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=5948

HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD. :heart:

Jul 13, 2009#19

Fun Size

Dang. I was talking about earlobes, yo. Yall are a buncha freaks in in here.

Jul 13, 2009#20

Philosopher B.

*Pelvic thrust*

Jul 13, 2009#21

Cajungal said:
Maybe it's been so long since anyone here has seen boobs, that their existence is now shrouded in myth and mystery.

Jul 13, 2009#22

CynicismKills

Cajungal said:
This "pics or it didn't happen" could be aimed at the existence not only of our breasts, but of all breasts in general. Maybe it's been so long since anyone here has seen boobs, that their existence is now shrouded in myth and mystery. They're like a yeti, only hopefully less hairy.

Jul 13, 2009#23

Pojodan

I've never been in the habit of eyeballing my 'boys', so I'll go with 'They're in the proper position', thank you.

Jul 13, 2009#24

Cajungal

I highly approve of the two pictures that were posted in reference to my last post and hereby declare that I love you both.

Jul 13, 2009#25

Shannow

Lets see if this thread takes a turn for the worse and heads over into our world.

Jul 13, 2009#26

Gusto

BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

Jul 13, 2009#27

Tress

Gurpel said:
Now that TNG (not you nick) is gone, why do we still have grue options? who votes for grue?

As someone who lost a testicle in a horrible grue-related accident, I am offended.

Jul 13, 2009#28

Garbledina

I don't... know... but now... I want to go check. But... I don't.

Jul 13, 2009#29

Shakey

Gurpel said:
Shakey said:

What if they hang at the exact same length?

Click to expand...

then you are wrong or a freak of nature. look for work in a drug testing lab or porn.

Quit trying to justify your freakishly abnormal balls by putting us with normal balls down.

Jul 13, 2009#30

Gusto

Did somebody say BALLLLLS???

Jul 13, 2009#31

Philosopher B.

[spoiler:2s4manbh]Bag, ballocks, balls, basket, beard, breasts, cervix, clitoris, cod, cods, cullions, family jewels, female organs, genitalia, genitals, gonads, labia, labia majora, labia minora, lingam, lips, male organs, meat, nuts, nymphae, ovary, penis, phallus, private parts, privates, privy parts, pubic hair, pudenda, reproductive organs, rocks, secondary sex characteristic, sex organs, spermary, testes, testicles, uterus, vagina, vulva, womb, yoni.[/spoiler:2s4manbh]

And so forth.

Jul 13, 2009#32

V.Bond

It's too cold for me to tell right now.

And I'm not putting pants on just to find out.

Jul 13, 2009#33

Gusto

Balls, huh.

Jul 13, 2009#34

Philosopher B.

Jul 13, 2009#35

Allen, who is Quiet

Henry Kissinger said:
We've all seen too many body bags and ball sacks

Jul 13, 2009#36

CynicismKills

Gusto said:
Balls, huh.

Gusto said:
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

I think he's trying to tell us something!

What is it, girl? Timmy's trapped in a well?

Jul 13, 2009#37

Shakey

Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they make a lusty clamor,
When you hit them with a hammer?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?

Jul 14, 2009#38

JCM

Your mother´s left boob. :slywink:

Jul 14, 2009#39

Jake

My left or stage left? It's important.

Jul 14, 2009#40

Shegokigo

Cajungal said:
Let's totally hijack this thread and talk about boobs! No wait... that's just what they want.

:humph:

Jake said:
My left or stage left? It's important.

Jul 14, 2009#41

Chazwozel

Shakey said:
What if they hang at the exact same length?

Then your balls haven't dropped, sonny boy.

Here's your replacement set for $19.99

Jul 14, 2009#42

Shakey

Chazwozel said:
Shakey said:

What if they hang at the exact same length?

Click to expand...

Then your balls haven't dropped, sonny boy.

Shakey said:
Quit trying to justify your freakishly abnormal balls by putting us with normal balls down.

Jul 14, 2009#43

Chazwozel

Shakey said:
Chazwozel said:

Shakey said:

What if they hang at the exact same length?

Click to expand...

Then your balls haven't dropped, sonny boy.

Click to expand...

Shakey said:

Quit trying to justify your freakishly abnormal balls by putting us with normal balls down.

Click to expand...

Quit trying to justify your medical abnormality with the assumptions that it's normal. :unibrow:

The artery to the scrotum descends most often from the left, hence that testicle must lower itself to avoid overheating. Spermatogenesis needs below core temperature.

NO KIDS FOR YOU!

Jul 14, 2009#44

Shakey

Damn it, now I gotta go measure.

Jul 14, 2009#45

Krisken

Chazwozel said:
Shakey said:

Chazwozel said:

Shakey said:

What if they hang at the exact same length?

Click to expand...

Then your balls haven't dropped, sonny boy.

Click to expand...

Shakey said:

Quit trying to justify your freakishly abnormal balls by putting us with normal balls down.

Click to expand...

Click to expand...

Quit trying to justify your medical abnormality with the assumptions that it's normal.

The artery to the scrotum descends most often from the left, hence that testicle must lower itself to avoid overheating. Spermatogenesis needs below core temperature.

NO KIDS FOR YOU!

To be fair to Shakey, cryptoorchidism doesn't allow for the testes to be at different levels.

Jul 14, 2009#46

Chazwozel

Shakey said:
Damn it, now I gotta go measure.

Make sure it's not cold. :rofl:

Shrinkage causes everything to move up and in! :Leyla:

Jul 14, 2009#47

Shakey

I hate you all.

Jul 14, 2009#48

Chazwozel

Jul 14, 2009#49

Gurpel

Chazwozel said:
Shakey said:

Chazwozel said:

Shakey said:

What if they hang at the exact same length?

Click to expand...

Then your balls haven't dropped, sonny boy.

Click to expand...

Shakey said:

Quit trying to justify your freakishly abnormal balls by putting us with normal balls down.

Click to expand...

Click to expand...

Quit trying to justify your medical abnormality with the assumptions that it's normal.

The artery to the * descends most often from the left, hence that * must lower itself to avoid overheating. Spermatogenesis needs below core temperature.

NO KIDS FOR YOU!

upon reading this comment i took a look at my nadsack, and it turns out i was wrong before. it's actually my left.

i am going downtown to hand in my badge and penis.

Jul 14, 2009#50

Chazwozel

Gurpel said:
Chazwozel said:

Shakey said:

Chazwozel said:

Then your balls haven't dropped, sonny boy.

Click to expand...

Shakey said:

Quit trying to justify your freakishly abnormal balls by putting us with normal balls down.

Click to expand...

Click to expand...

Quit trying to justify your medical abnormality with the assumptions that it's normal.

The artery to the * descends most often from the left, hence that * must lower itself to avoid overheating. Spermatogenesis needs below core temperature.

NO KIDS FOR YOU!

Click to expand...

upon reading this comment i took a look at my nadsack, and it turns out i was wrong.

i am going to hand in my badge and fireman.

I don't think it's a rule that the left one hangs lower, just more common.

Jul 14, 2009#51

Wasabi Poptart

My left one's a little bigger than the right. I'd assume it hangs a little lower, too. :rofl:

Jul 14, 2009#52

Shakey

So.... are we going by free hanging length or fully stretched out length. If we are going by the stretched out length I gotta go back to the bathroom and play with my balls some more.

Jul 14, 2009#53

Chazwozel

Shakey said:
So.... are we going by free hanging length or fully stretched out length. If we are going by the stretched out length I gotta go back to the bathroom and play with my balls some more.

Dude, let them dangle. Which one is lower?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicle (maybe nsfw)

Under additional images. The far left and far right pictures are what your nutsack should look like if your bathroom isn't freezing cold.

If it's cold and you get shrinkage, then your sack's going to shrivel up and in like a grape and your nuts are going to be at even keel.

Jul 14, 2009#54

Shakey

I live in Minnesota, it was in the 40's this morning and I have the heat turned off.

Jul 14, 2009#55

Chazwozel

Shakey said:
I live in Minnesota, it was in the 40's this morning and I have the heat turned off.

Hot shower = solution to all of life's problems.

Jul 14, 2009#56

Fun Size

Chazwozel said:
Shakey said:

I live in Minnesota, it was in the 40's this morning and I have the heat turned off.

Click to expand...

Hot shower = solution to all of life's problems.

Oh sure, tell her that now. :twisted:

Jul 14, 2009#57

Shakey

Fun Size said:
Chazwozel said:

Shakey said:

I live in Minnesota, it was in the 40's this morning and I have the heat turned off.

Click to expand...

Hot shower = solution to all of life's problems.

Click to expand...

Oh sure, tell her that now.

:humph:

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