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Would you wear Spray On clothes?

#1



Matt²

Spray-on clothes in a can could soon go on sale - Odd News | newslite.tv

Looks kinda cool...


#2

IronBrig4

IronBrig4

Heh, Futurama did this with the spray-on bikinis.

And I'm not sure I could wear one of these because I've kinda got a natural sweater already.


#3

Cajungal

Cajungal

Well, following that link answers my only question: "But can't you still see their nipples?" I was surprised by the answer.

But no I would not.


#4

figmentPez

figmentPez

Judging by the pics I've been going through from Dragon*Con, there are quite a few people already wearing spray-on clothes.


#5



Element 117

Somehow the idea of aerosol spray doesn't seem too.... Nontoxic to me.


#6

Null

Null

I wouldn't do this, even after I lose a hundred pounds or so. Hell, I sweat through halloween face paint in about an hour.


#7



Matt²

heh, a little tweaking to that formula and you have web shooting fluid!


#8

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Sprays on his costume from a can!


#9



Philosopher B.

So wait, you gotta put on safety glasses and make somebody spray it on your naked ass before you can stroll about town?


#10

Null

Null

Cheesy1 said:
Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Sprays on his costume from a can!
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That makes his webslinger even more gross.


#11

figmentPez

figmentPez

Philosopher B. said:
So wait, you gotta put on safety glasses and make somebody spray it on your naked ass before you can stroll about town?
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Judging by the pictures, you get the clothes sprayed on once, and then you can take them on and off like normal clothes. They just don't have seams, and are perfectly fitted to your body. (and are probably less durable, among other drawbacks).


#12

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

I'm fat and hairy. I don't think this is the right product for me.

And don't let me get started on the reasons I wouldn't want skin tight spray on pants.


#13

Seraphyn

Seraphyn

Fun way to make an awesome shirt, but for anything else, fuck no.


#14



Philosopher B.

See it in action (NSFW-ish, or if you don't like to see women's backs):



#15

IronBrig4

IronBrig4

Maybe more Futurama-style inventions will result because of this. We may soon feast on Bachelor Chow or visit a conveniently-located Suicide Booth after a hard day.


#16

MindDetective

MindDetective

IronBrig4 said:
Maybe more Futurama-style inventions will result because of this. We may soon feast on Bachelor Chow or visit a conveniently-located Suicide Booth after a hard day.
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The individual tube transportation system they have looks convenient.


#17

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Null;438663][QUOTE=Cheesy1 said:
Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Sprays on his costume from a can!
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That makes his webslinger even more gross.[/QUOTE]

It's skin tight, when it's done.
Leaves no room for imagination!


#18

Gusto

Gusto

IronBrig4 said:
conveniently-located Suicide Booth after a hard day.
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"America's favourite Suicide Booth since 2008."


#19

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

No way in hell I would wear this stuff...


#20

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

Well, I imagine there's a pretty big built-in market in the stripper industry for certain.


#21



makare

I think spray on socks would be really nice actually.


#22

figmentPez

figmentPez

Total Tortoise Revenue said:
I think spray on socks would be really nice actually.
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This stuff doesn't look like it breathes very well. I think it'd cause some really sweaty feet.


#23

Adam

Adammon

Spray-on no, edible yes.


#24



kaykordeath

Has nobody seen Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs!?!?

Spray-on Shoes saved the whole damn island!!!


#25



Liv

kaykordeath said:
Has nobody seen Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs!?!?

Spray-on Shoes saved the whole damn island!!!
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Thanks, jerk. I was going to watch that tonight.


#26



LordRavage

I wonder if you can spray it on someones face to make a mask?

*Ponders*


#27

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

LordRavage said:
I wonder if you can spray it on someones face to make a mask?

*Ponders*
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I'm sure a paper bag with eye holes would work just as well...


#28

Fun Size

Fun Size

I keep reading this as "Would you wear spray on Cheese" and getting all excited. Needless to say, I'm disappointed when I get here.

Maybe I need to start my own thread...


#29

LittleSin

LittleSin

This is going to be a cos players dream.

There used to be a shop around here that did latex body painting. I remember this one year a girl was in there from 12pm-5pm...she came out looking EXACTLY like Mystique from the X-Men movies. It was totally kick ass...but I imagine this would have made the process a lot less lengthly.


#30



makare

figmentPez;438746][QUOTE=Total Tortoise Revenue said:
I think spray on socks would be really nice actually.
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This stuff doesn't look like it breathes very well. I think it'd cause some really sweaty feet.[/QUOTE]

Why must you go from thread to thread killing my dreams!


DREAM KILLER!


#31



Matt²

I hear Nike (or some company) is really working on Power Laces as well.

http://www.crunchgear.com/2010/08/25/nike-patenting-the-power-laces-from-back-to-the-future-ii/

http://www.crunchgear.com/2010/08/30/power-laces-beats-nike-to-the-future/


#32

Vagabond

V.Bond

I can think of a few times it sure would have been nice to have a can of spray on clothes.


#33

Fun Size

Fun Size

LittleSin said:
This is going to be a cos players dream.

There used to be a shop around here that did latex body painting. I remember this one year a girl was in there from 12pm-5pm...she came out looking EXACTLY like Mystique from the X-Men movies. It was totally kick ass...but I imagine this would have made the process a lot less lengthly.
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I hate to do this, but it would appear the mantle of immature buffoon continues to fall on me.

So, what happens when you're wearing spray on underwear and you cut the cheese? Does it breathe, or does a bubble form?


#34

Cajungal

Cajungal

You'd be the best vandal ever if you could sneak into a nudist colony in the middle of the night with cans full of clothing...


#35

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Cajungal said:
You'd be the best vandal ever if you could sneak into a nudist colony in the middle of the night with cans full of clothing...
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:awesome: aaaaaah!


#36

Null

Null

"Nudist wakes up in one-sided tuxedo. Film at Eleven."


#37



Matt²

Null said:
"Nudist wakes up in one-sided tuxedo. Pay-Per-View at Eleven."
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FTFY
;)


#38

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

That would be the most epic prank ever.


#39



Matt²

SpecialKO said:
That would be the most epic prank ever.
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ROFLMAO!! yes it would!!


#40

Cajungal

Cajungal

Man... I wanna do it now.


#41

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Cajungal said:
Man... I wanna do it now.
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Wear spray-on clothes?

:awesome:


#42

Cajungal

Cajungal

Officer_Charon;439332][QUOTE=Cajungal said:
Man... I wanna do it now.
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Wear spray-on clothes?

:awesome:[/QUOTE]

Nooooo, I'm not streamlined enough for a product like that, sonny. ;P


#43

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

The term is "Aerodynamically Curvaceous." *grins*


#44

Cajungal

Cajungal

Oh, I am using that. I'm using the HELL out of that. :D


#45

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Cajungal said:
Oh, I am using that. I'm using the HELL out of that. :D
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I wish I could say it's original, but Jeph Jaques is who I ganked it from. *grins*

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The term is so popular, in fact, it even has a T-shirt for it!

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