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http://www.king5.com/health/Slim-Fast-recalls-All-Canned-Drinks--78554527.html

Unilever - the company that makes Slim-Fast, has recalled all cans of their shakes regardless of best-by date, lot number, batch number, UPC, or flavor; and has halted all production due to bacterial contamination that can cause diarrhea, vomiting, and other such symptoms. Oops.

That would slim you down fast.

I am also worried that a Soap company is making Slim-Fast or any other food like substance.

meh, can't be too much worse than a cigarette company making mac 'n cheese and/or oreo cookies.

Edit: And suddenly I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that Lipton Tea, in any form (pre-brewed in the bottle, from tea bag, from instant powder, etc.) ALWAYS makes me ill, but no other tea does...

http://www.unilever.com/brands/

Wait, you mean that's NOT how Slim-Fast is supposed to work?

My sister's been doing it wrong for years.

Now I have to go out and buy a hundred cans. It is part 17 in my master plan.

(Insert evil villian laugh here)

Amorous Vyxen said:

Gared said:

Edit: And suddenly I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that Lipton Tea, in any form (pre-brewed in the bottle, from tea bag, from instant powder, etc.) ALWAYS makes me ill, but no other tea does...

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I love Lipton tea, never has made me ill. In fact, I'm gonna go make some right now!

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Best tea I've ever had is Yorkshire Gold.

Lipton is pathetic in comparison.

Amorous Vyxen;309646][quote=Soliloquy;309645][quote=Amorous Vyxen said:

Gared said:

Edit: And suddenly I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that Lipton Tea, in any form (pre-brewed in the bottle, from tea bag, from instant powder, etc.) ALWAYS makes me ill, but no other tea does...

Click to expand...

I love Lipton tea, never has made me ill. In fact, I'm gonna go make some right now!

Click to expand...

Best tea I've ever had is Yorkshire Gold.

Lipton is pathetic in comparison.[/QUOTE]

Never heard of it, and if that means I'd have to import it or can't get it in any regular supermarket, I ain't buying it. It's just tea![/QUOTE]

Well, I had to smuggle it in from England, to avoid the tea tax.

Soliloquy;309660][quote=Amorous Vyxen;309646][quote=Soliloquy;309645][quote=Amorous Vyxen said:

Gared said:

Edit: And suddenly I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that Lipton Tea, in any form (pre-brewed in the bottle, from tea bag, from instant powder, etc.) ALWAYS makes me ill, but no other tea does...

Click to expand...

I love Lipton tea, never has made me ill. In fact, I'm gonna go make some right now!

Click to expand...

Best tea I've ever had is Yorkshire Gold.

Lipton is pathetic in comparison.[/quote]

Never heard of it, and if that means I'd have to import it or can't get it in any regular supermarket, I ain't buying it. It's just tea![/quote]

Well, I had to smuggle it in from England, to avoid the tea tax.[/QUOTE]

Isn't the tea tax simply having to urinate more frequently?

Yeah, those bastards trying to charge us taxes on tea! You'd think that they'd have learned after the first time they pulled that shit.