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YES! YES! YES!

Sep 28, 2009#1

Andromache

AHAHAHAHAHA!

FUCK YES! HUZZAH! AT LAST! AT LONG FUCKING LAST!

*fistpump*

SON OF A BITCH HURRAY!

god I am so happy I think I just came.

Sep 28, 2009#2

Tinwhistler

Sep 28, 2009#3

phil

There was one last ice cream sandwich in the back of the freezer.

Sep 28, 2009#4

Gurpel

stay calm folks, this is perfectly normal. i have in the past been known to cause these effects.

Sep 28, 2009#5

phil

Oh! someone admitted they were wrong and sincerely apologized on the internet?

Sep 28, 2009#6

ThatNickGuy

Sounds like my prom night!

Right? RIGHT? *holds a hand up for a high five*

Sep 28, 2009#7

LordRendar

whats happening?

Sep 28, 2009#8

Andromache

dave made my day
:WBlush:

Sep 28, 2009#9

Armadillo

High five, Dave!

*holds hand up*

So, uh, what did Dave do, exactly?

Sep 28, 2009#10

LordRendar

I hope you used protection

Sep 28, 2009#11

Dave

I made Crone cum?

*marks note on calendar*

Sep 28, 2009#12

Silver Jelly

We have a really cheap forum, apparently. We can hear our screams through the walls.

Sep 28, 2009#13

Gurpel

maybe this is about the hello kitty thing

quick dave, reverse whatever you did! this could prove to be a vital bargaining chip.

he who can destroy a thing controls it

Sep 28, 2009#14

Allen, who is Quiet

Sep 28, 2009#15

North_Ranger

Dave: He's so much of a man he makes even lesbians cum.

Sep 28, 2009#16

Andromache

(Im bi, technically, NR)
dave didnt do anything crazy.

but he made my day, fer shure.

and technically the only person from here to actually make me cum was

(namewithheld)

Sep 28, 2009#17

Gurpel

Crone said:
(Im bi, technically, NR)
dave didnt do anything crazy.

but he made my day, fer shure.

and technically the only person from here to actually make me cum was

i accidentally a whole spoiler tag

Sep 28, 2009#18

phil

I dunno..if dave did something I'm going to jump back to my ice cream sandwich theory.

Sep 28, 2009#19

Armadillo

Crone said:
(Im bi, technically, NR)

That sound you hear is dozens of simultaneous erections colliding with the undersides of desks. (Not me, of course. I have a laptop.)

Sep 28, 2009#20

Shawn

So she puts us in suspense?

Sep 28, 2009#21

Gurpel

Crone said:
(Im bi, technically, NR)
dave didnt do anything crazy.

but he made my day, fer shure.

and technically the only person from here to actually make me cum was

Sep 28, 2009#22

Chazwozel

Crone said:
(Im bi, technically, NR)

and technically the only person from here to actually make me cum was

(namewithheld)

My ears are burning...

Sep 28, 2009#23

SeraRelm

I sense a new meme.

Crone said:
(Im bi, technically, NR)
dave didnt do anything crazy.

but he made my day, fer shure.

and technically the only person from here to actually make me cum was

Sep 28, 2009#24

Gurpel

Crone said:
(Im bi, technically, NR)
dave didnt do anything crazy.

but he made my day, fer shure.

and technically the only person from here to actually make me cum was

Sep 28, 2009#25

Andromache

hilarious answers. all wrong so far.
And I even left a clue, too.

---------- Post added at 04:51 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:51 PM ----------

Amorous Bitch said:
Grats.

thank you,

Sep 28, 2009#26

Allen, who is Quiet

Crone said:
(Im bi, technically, NR)
dave didnt do anything crazy.

but he made my day, fer shure.

and technically the only person from here to actually make me cum was

Sep 28, 2009#27

SeraRelm

Crone said:
(Im bi, technically, NR)
dave didnt do anything crazy.

but he made my day, fer shure.

and technically the only person from here to actually make me cum was

Sep 28, 2009#28

Chazwozel

Crone said:
hilarious answers. all wrong so far.
And I even left a clue, too.

---------- Post added at 04:51 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:51 PM ----------

Amorous Bitch said:

Grats.

Click to expand...

thank you,

...Zen...Monkey...?

Sep 28, 2009#29

Dave

It's not what I did to her but instead what I allowed her to do to herself.

Sep 28, 2009#30

Singularity.EXE

Did she ban gasbandit?

Sep 28, 2009#31

Gurpel

Dave said:
It's not what I did to her but instead what I allowed her to do to herself.

this sounds sort of ominous, like something an asian wizard would say.

Sep 28, 2009#32

SeraRelm

Gurpel;264344][quote=Dave said:
It's not what I did to her but instead what I allowed her to do to herself.

this sounds sort of ominous, like something an asian wizard would say.[/QUOTE]

Crone said:
(Im bi, technically, NR)
dave didnt do anything crazy.

but he made my day, fer shure.

and technically the only person from here to actually make me cum was

Sep 28, 2009#33

Dave

Hint: You can now ignore moderators and Administrators.

That's not really a hint. That's pretty much what it is.

Sep 28, 2009#34

SeraRelm

Did Dave say something important? I can't really read it.

Sep 28, 2009#35

Allen, who is Quiet

so now I can ignore you whenever you talk smack about Duran Duran, the greatest rock band in the universe?

Sep 28, 2009#36

Gurpel

Dave said:
Hint: You can now ignore moderators and Administrators.

That's not really a hint. That's pretty much what it is.

hahahaha i'm so slow; i looked at this post for like a minute wondering if i had offended you by calling you an asian wizard.

Sep 28, 2009#37

Andromache

it wasnt the face on the cup btw, it was behind it.

Sep 28, 2009#38

Chazwozel

Allen said:
so now I can ignore you whenever you talk smack about Duran Duran, the greatest rock band in the universe?

You're so white.

Sep 28, 2009#39

Allen, who is Quiet

Chazwozel;264366][quote=Allen said:
so now I can ignore you whenever you talk smack about Duran Duran, the greatest rock band in the universe?

You're so white.[/QUOTE]

I wonder if next time I talk about duran duran like that I should use some kind of smilie to suggest that I'm joking.

Sep 28, 2009#40

Armadillo

Crone said:
it wasnt the face on the cup btw, it was behind it.

Sep 28, 2009#41

Thread Necromancer

I totally want in on this thread.

Too bad I have nothing witty or of value to add.

.... I'll be in my bunk anyway.

Sep 28, 2009#42

Andromache

Sep 28, 2009#43

Armadillo

Crone said:

Well, both myself and Necromancer are headed for the bunks...

Sep 28, 2009#44

Andromache

its totally sad, though.

I can't get her to give me the time of day, much less provide more pics. Ah me. Oh well.

Sep 28, 2009#45

Gurpel

Crone said:
its totally sad, though.

I can't her to give me the time of day, much less provide more pics. Ah me. Oh well.

has anyone really been far enough as to i can't her to give me the time of day?

Sep 28, 2009#46

Andromache

yes I am retarded, thanks for reminding me.

Sep 28, 2009#47

SeraRelm

Nice tag. What about that dream you had, Crone-y-poo?

Sep 28, 2009#48

Andromache

one dream vs.

23 dreams, six of which wake me up so hard my legs are shaking = a different matter.

Sep 28, 2009#49

Gurpel

Crone said:
one dream vs.

23 dreams, six of which wake me up so hard my legs are shaking = a different matter.

see, if mav were making this post, it wouldn't go down so well

Gender discrimination

Sep 28, 2009#50

SeraRelm

Fair enough. Is that why you took me off your friends list?

Sep 28, 2009#51

Andromache

you'll note I took everyone off my friends list. Her you and Zen.

also, you're married. and not poly.

(selfdodge)

Sep 28, 2009#52

SeraRelm

I... I don't know how to check your friends list.

Also, true. I wasn't complaining though.

Sep 28, 2009#53

Andromache

like i said earlier, it's unrequited anyway.

Sep 28, 2009#54

ZenMonkey

Crone said:
you'll note I took everyone off my friends list. Her you and Zen.

I didn't notice that.

Sheesh. :humph:

Well, now you can foe me like you wanted anyway...

Sep 28, 2009#55

Andromache

ZenMonkey said:
Well, now you can foe me like you wanted anyway...

i only get some things I want in life.

Sep 28, 2009#56

strawman

I'm imagining a group of 5-6 people who have foed everyone outside this group. They aprticipate normally in the threads, but only ever see the titles and each others posts.

It seems like it would make for a really entertaining, if not confusing, time for the remainder of us...

Still, glad your day has been made Crone! We all should be so happy at the little blessings we each get every day.

-Adam

Sep 28, 2009#57

Roxxoredizorz

OH HAI GUIZ

Sep 28, 2009#58

Gurpel

stienman said:
Still, glad your day has been made Crone! We all should be so happy at the little blessings we each get every day.

-Adam

agh! stop... wholesomeing up this thread about orgasms and polygamous lesbians.

damnit steinman

Sep 28, 2009#59

Andromache

Gurpel;264527][quote=stienman said:
Still, glad your day has been made Crone! We all should be so happy at the little blessings we each get every day.

-Adam

agh! stop... wholesomeing up this thread about orgasms and polygamous bisexuals.

damnit steinman[/QUOTE]

those are blessings though!

Sep 28, 2009#60

HowDroll

Crone said:
it wasnt the face on the cup btw, it was behind it.

Is that Shego?!

Sep 28, 2009#61

Iaculus

HowDroll;264538][quote=Crone said:
it wasnt the face on the cup btw, it was behind it.

Is that Shego?![/QUOTE]

Ayup.

Sep 28, 2009#62

HowDroll

Iaculus;264540][quote=HowDroll;264538][quote=Crone said:
it wasnt the face on the cup btw, it was behind it.

Is that Shego?![/QUOTE]

Ayup.[/QUOTE]

Wow.

:hump:

Sep 28, 2009#63

Bubble181

HowDroll said:
Is that Shego?!

Yes, yes it is.

Sep 28, 2009#64

strawman

Bubble181;264543][quote=HowDroll said:
Is that Shego?!

Yes, yes it is.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, she's really let herself go. Used to hide behind a 4 oz dixie cup.

:rimshot:

-Adam

Sep 28, 2009#65

Andromache

yeah, of the lesbian trio (me sera and her) I think shego's the hottest.

not that she pays me any attention these days now that shes the resident hottest lesbian psycho.

Sep 28, 2009#66

HowDroll

Crone said:
yeah, of the lesbian trio (me sera and her) I think shego's the hottest.

not that she pays me any attention these days now that shes the resident hottest lesbian psycho.

Sep 28, 2009#67

Bubble181

HowDroll;264556][quote=Crone said:
yeah, of the lesbian trio (me sera and her) I think shego's the hottest.

not that she pays me any attention these days now that shes the resident hottest lesbian psycho.

I think all three of you are gorgeous. I've just never seen a picture of Shego before (the hat avatar pic exluded).

---------- Post added at 11:11 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:07 PM ----------

In fact, we have a lot of beautiful women on this forum. I feel a bit sorry for the guys here.[/QUOTE]

...why? We're nerds interacting with beautiful women. We're living the dream!

Sep 28, 2009#68

Armadillo

HowDroll;264556][quote=Crone said:
yeah, of the lesbian trio (me sera and her) I think shego's the hottest.

not that she pays me any attention these days now that shes the resident hottest lesbian psycho.

I think all three of you are gorgeous. I've just never seen a picture of Shego before (the hat avatar pic exluded).

---------- Post added at 11:11 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:07 PM ----------

In fact, we have a lot of beautiful women on this forum. I feel a bit sorry for the guys here.[/QUOTE]

I think we'll be OK. Being surrounded by beautiful women isn't really a downer.

Sep 28, 2009#69

figmentPez

HowDroll said:
In fact, we have a lot of beautiful women on this forum. I feel a bit sorry for the guys here.

:waah: HowDroll thinks we're ugly!

Sep 28, 2009#70

strawman

figmentPez;264564][quote=HowDroll said:
In fact, we have a lot of beautiful women on this forum. I feel a bit sorry for the guys here.

:waah: HowDroll thinks we're ugly![/QUOTE]

Thinks? Hah! She's seen pictures. She knows.

Now I'm curious about the attachment status of forumites. Off to the polls!

-Adam

Sep 28, 2009#71

HowDroll

You're all a bunch of masochists, aren't you?

Sep 28, 2009#72

Bubble181

HowDroll said:
You're all a bunch of masochists, aren't you?

This is news how? :-P

Sep 28, 2009#73

figmentPez

HowDroll said:
You're all a bunch of masochists, aren't you?

I think it's a pretty mixed group. Masochists, pessimists, people who like self-deprecating humor, and who knows what else.

Sep 28, 2009#74

Allen, who is Quiet

stienman;264566][quote=figmentPez;264564][quote=HowDroll said:
In fact, we have a lot of beautiful women on this forum. I feel a bit sorry for the guys here.

:waah: HowDroll thinks we're ugly![/QUOTE]

Thinks? Hah! She's seen pictures. She knows.

Now I'm curious about the attachment status of forumites. Off to the polls!

-Adam[/QUOTE]

hey, speak for yourselves. Until you actually see a picture of me, I am the prettiest man alive and I'm the ugliest man alive. my appearance changes as a direct result of being observed.

Sep 28, 2009#75

HowDroll

If I haven't seen a picture of someone, I default to thinking of them as ugly. And, often enough, as male.

Sep 28, 2009#76

Armadillo

figmentPez;264570][quote=HowDroll said:
You're all a bunch of masochists, aren't you?

Sep 28, 2009#77

Gurpel

HowDroll said:
If I haven't seen a picture of someone, I default to thinking of them as ugly. And, often enough, as male.

hey, this is could be an interesting topic. having never seen a picture of me, what do you people think i look like?

Sep 28, 2009#78

HowDroll

Armadillo;264576][quote=figmentPez;264570][quote=HowDroll said:
You're all a bunch of masochists, aren't you?

I think it's a pretty mixed group. Masochists, pessimists, people who like self-deprecating humor, and who knows what else.[/QUOTE]

Don't forget the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore HowDroll. They think she's a righteous dude.[/QUOTE]

I'm THE righteous dude, dude.

---------- Post added at 11:29 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:28 PM ----------

Gurpel;264577][quote=HowDroll said:
If I haven't seen a picture of someone, I default to thinking of them as ugly. And, often enough, as male.

hey, this is could be an interesting topic. having never seen a picture of me, what do you people think i look like?[/QUOTE]

I guess the question, then, would be WHY we have never seen a picture of you?

Sep 28, 2009#79

figmentPez

Gurpel said:
hey, this is could be an interesting topic. having never seen a picture of me, what do you people think i look like?

Sep 28, 2009#80

strawman

HowDroll said:
You're all a bunch of masochists, aren't you?

Are you going to kick us out of the dentist chair if we say yes?

-Adam

Sep 28, 2009#81

Armadillo

stienman;264585][quote=HowDroll said:
You're all a bunch of masochists, aren't you?

Are you going to kick us out of the dentist chair if we say yes?

-Adam[/QUOTE]

Quiet, or I'll unhook the jumper cables from your nipples.

Sep 29, 2009#82

Le Quack

Please don't think I'm ugly!

Sep 29, 2009#83

figmentPez

Le Quack said:
Please don't think I'm ugly!

Dude, you look like ass in that picture.

Sep 29, 2009#84

Silver Jelly

Bubble181;264561][quote=HowDroll;264556][quote=Crone said:
yeah, of the lesbian trio (me sera and her) I think shego's the hottest.

not that she pays me any attention these days now that shes the resident hottest lesbian psycho.

Sep 29, 2009#85

Gurpel

figmentPez;264583][quote=Gurpel said:
hey, this is could be an interesting topic. having never seen a picture of me, what do you people think i look like?

[/QUOTE]

that's.... actually exactly what i'm shooting for!

woo!

Sep 29, 2009#86

North_Ranger

HowDroll said:
If I haven't seen a picture of someone, I default to thinking of them as ugly. And, often enough, as male.

Not much changed when you saw some of us of the Red Beard Brigade during the RAW, did it?

Sep 29, 2009#87

Shannow

So wait, this is yet another thread bout foeing people? I suppose its a different passive agressive way of saying "ha ha! I foed you!"

Sep 29, 2009#88

Pojodan

Whatever it was, I'm not getting any, so... damn you, but gratz!

Sep 29, 2009#89

Shawn

Crone's sexual bliss at the prospect of ignoring people that shouldn't be ignored has probably sparked a war in a third world country if you believe in the Butterfly Effect.

Crone is very lucky though. Usually I have to visit sites listed in the NSFW forum to get that kind of reaction. So I suppose TECHNICALLY I can thank Dave for that too.
Sorry, Dave.
TMI. I know.

Sep 29, 2009#90

Bubble181

Silver Jelly;264659][quote=Bubble181;264561][quote=HowDroll;264556][quote=Crone said:
yeah, of the lesbian trio (me sera and her) I think shego's the hottest.

not that she pays me any attention these days now that shes the resident hottest lesbian psycho.

:eyebrows: :thumbsup:

Sep 29, 2009#91

Fun Size

This places makes me happy in the strangest ways sometimes.

Sep 29, 2009#92

Mr_Chaz

I want to read more...but at the same time, I kinda don't.

Because a picture paints a thousand words.

What do you mean that reminds you of Bhamv?

Sep 29, 2009#93

Chibibar

heh. I'm married so I don't mind if women ignore me

Sep 30, 2009#94

bhamv3

Mr_Chaz said:
I want to read more...but at the same time, I kinda don't.

Because a picture paints a thousand words.

What do you mean that reminds you of Bhamv?

Wait, what?

Also, I agree we have lots of gorgeous women here. Many of the guys are pretty tasty too.

Sep 30, 2009#95

Vytamindi

figmentPez;264622][quote=Le Quack said:
Please don't think I'm ugly!

Dude, you look like ass in that picture.[/QUOTE]
I think he looks more like a hot piece of ass!!

...because he must have been hot not to wear a shirtandIruinedmyownjokebyexplainingitOMG

Sep 30, 2009#96

Gusto

Vytamindi said:
shirtandIruinedmyownjokebyexplainingitOMG

zomg.

Sep 30, 2009#97

JCM

Am I the only one who keeps reading Mr_Chaz´s posts as Chaz´s posts?

Sep 30, 2009#98

Andromache

No. I for one wish Chazwozel and Mr Chaz had a deathmatch to claim the name.

Sep 30, 2009#99

fade

figmentPez;264564][quote=HowDroll said:
In fact, we have a lot of beautiful women on this forum. I feel a bit sorry for the guys here.

:waah: HowDroll thinks we're ugly![/QUOTE]

Funny. Judging from the photo threads we've had, there seems to be quite a few decent looking guys here, too.

Sep 30, 2009#100

SeraRelm

Do we need another Halforum Deathmatch thread?
*sets up a Twitch and twitchmoss exhibition round*

Sep 30, 2009#101

Dave

Ooh! Does this mean I get to take on David for the naming rights?

Sep 30, 2009#102

HowDroll

fade;265882][quote=figmentPez;264564][quote=HowDroll said:
In fact, we have a lot of beautiful women on this forum. I feel a bit sorry for the guys here.

:waah: HowDroll thinks we're ugly![/QUOTE]

Funny. Judging from the photo threads we've had, there seems to be quite a few decent looking guys here, too.[/QUOTE]

I never said anyone here was ugly. In fact, I have a thing for geeks, so I find many of the guys here to be really hot. I just said that, if I haven't seen a picture of someone, I always picture them as something like this:

Sep 30, 2009#103

Shawn

HowDroll said:

My gawd. It's like a nightmare inspired by Monty Python animation.

Sep 30, 2009#104

SeraRelm

Dave said:
Ooh! Does this mean I get to take on David for the naming rights?

Yes, but will you risk your admin-ship for that title?

Sep 30, 2009#105

Dave

SeraRelm;265901][quote=Dave said:
Ooh! Does this mean I get to take on David for the naming rights?

Yes, but will you risk your admin-ship for that title?[/QUOTE]

If you want.

Sep 30, 2009#106

Shegokigo

Dave said:
Ooh! Does this mean I get to take on David for the naming rights?

That'd be a pretty quick fight. *eyes the ban button*

Sep 30, 2009#107

SeraRelm

Dave's post made me feel sad.

Sep 30, 2009#108

Andromache

you made him post sad things.

*cuts sera's throat with a piece of glass.*

Sep 30, 2009#109

SeraRelm

*was expecting something more along the lines of

Sep 30, 2009#110

Andromache

SeraRelm said:
*was expecting something more along the lines of

*

a broken image?

Sep 30, 2009#111

SeraRelm

Works fine for me? Dunno.

Sep 30, 2009#112

Shawn

SeraRelm said:
Works fine for me? Dunno.

I see nothing.

Sep 30, 2009#113

SeraRelm

Am I going to have to start dismembering people?

Sep 30, 2009#114

Shawn

SeraRelm said:
Am I going to have to start dismembering people?

I think that's a big yes.

Sep 30, 2009#115

Andromache

SeraRelm said:
Am I going to have to start dismembering people?

can i punch you in the chest first? With a tank?

Sep 30, 2009#116

SeraRelm

*reposts the image, going through rather undue effort to bring it to the masses*

---------- Post added at 04:26 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:25 PM ----------

And no, but you can try.

Sep 30, 2009#117

Andromache

SeraRelm said:
*reposts the image, going through rather undue effort to bring it to the masses*

---------- Post added at 04:26 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:25 PM ----------

And no, but you can try.

*sets you on fire instead*

Sep 30, 2009#118

Frankie Williamson

You still haven't posted anything visible.

Sep 30, 2009#119

SeraRelm

Crone;265971][quote=SeraRelm said:
*reposts the image, going through rather undue effort to bring it to the masses*

---------- Post added at 04:26 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:25 PM ----------

And no, but you can try.

*sets you on fire instead*[/QUOTE]

Now that's... hot.

Sep 30, 2009#120

bhamv3

I can't tell if that's David Caruso or Rick Astley.

Sep 30, 2009#121

Silver Jelly

is that from that awesome movie about a father trying to find out about his daughter or something like that? I started watching it but couldn't finish... and I don't know it's title! but it was AWESOME.

Sep 30, 2009#122

SeraRelm

I think you're thinking about Suicide Kings, and no.

Sep 30, 2009#123

Mr_Chaz

JCM said:
Am I the only one who keeps reading Mr_Chaz´s posts as Chaz´s posts?

Except my posts are filled with 100 % more awesome. If by awesome you mean underscore.

Sep 30, 2009#124

figmentPez

Vytamindi;265823][quote=figmentPez;264622][quote=Le Quack said:
Please don't think I'm ugly!

Dude, you look like ass in that picture.[/QUOTE]
I think he looks more like a hot piece of ass!!

...because he must have been hot not to wear a shirtandIruinedmyownjokebyexplainingitOMG[/QUOTE]

I was wondering how long it'd take someone to do the "piece of ass" joke. I'd expected it about the girls in the pic, but yours works better, I think.

Sep 30, 2009#125

JCM

Mr_Chaz;266072][quote=JCM said:
Am I the only one who keeps reading Mr_Chaz´s posts as Chaz´s posts?

Except my posts are filled with 100 % more awesome. If by awesome you mean underscore.[/QUOTE]Thats okay, we like to think of you as the Chaz without the football.

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