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Yes, yes, you all missed El Juski

Aug 10, 2009#1

ElJuski

Why hello there :smug:

Aug 10, 2009#2

Krisken

Were you gone?

Aug 10, 2009#3

Iaculus

IT'S BACK!

KILL IT! KILL IT!

Aug 10, 2009#4

Cheesy1

¿Qué? :bush:

Aug 10, 2009#5

Laurelai

I missed him... but it wasn't my fault. He was out of range.

Aug 10, 2009#6

Le Quack

Go Away!

Aug 10, 2009#7

HCGLNS

=Licks ElJuski=

Welcome back.

Aug 10, 2009#8

*humps Juski's leg*

Welcome back!

Aug 10, 2009#9

ElJuski

:3 keep the sass comin mothafuckas

Aug 10, 2009#10

Allen, who is Quiet

but my hands are tired

Aug 10, 2009#11

Cajungal

Welcome back! How's your summer been?

Aug 10, 2009#12

ElJuski

Allen said:
but my hands are tired

quiet you

-- Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:35 pm --

Cajungal said:
Welcome back! How's your summer been?

Full of sex lies and videotape. And vacations to different oceans, etc

Aug 10, 2009#13

Allen, who is Quiet

but my hands are tired

Aug 10, 2009#14

ElJuski

Also, I feel impulsed to say that I can't wait until I'm done with school (again) so I can move to the Washington D.C. area. I love the diversity there :3

Allen said:
but my hands are tired

better :angry:

Aug 10, 2009#15

Rubicon

i thought you were dead in some Tijuana whore house

Aug 10, 2009#16

Tress

Welcome back!
*hugs ElJuski*

*holds on for a few seconds too long, making it awkward*

Aug 10, 2009#17

Cajungal said:
Welcome back! How's your summer been?

Check his pictures on Facebook. He spent his summer with scantily clad, abnormally developed high school chicks and their perfectly developed college chaperons.

His summer was AWESOME!

Aug 10, 2009#18

Allen, who is Quiet

i will continue to be quiet in this fashion, yes sir. i guess i'm just getting all puritan child up in here by being seen but not heard. dang, i am glad those puritans are dead.

Aug 10, 2009#19

Alucard

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh welcome backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk? :tumbleweed:

Aug 10, 2009#20

Allen said:
i will continue to be quiet in this fashion, yes sir. i guess i'm just getting all puritan child up in here by being seen but not heard. dang, i am glad those puritans are dead.

Hey, Allen! Old people can't read your fucking tiny, tiny font. Just so you know.

Aug 10, 2009#21

ElJuski

Edrondol said:
Cajungal said:

Welcome back! How's your summer been?

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Check his pictures on Facebook. He spent his summer with scantily clad, abnormally developed high school chicks and their perfectly developed college chaperons.

His summer was AWESOME!

The first night they made me dress up as Baby Jesus.

Also, I spent last week growing a mustache with my brother, for posterity. It didn't work out; we shaved because we didn't want to have weird tanless mustache spots when we eventually shaved and crawled back to our natural habitat.

I also saw Kermit the Frog! We was nice, and stuck behind glass. That was a good day.

Edrondol said:
Allen said:

i will continue to be quiet in this fashion, yes sir. i guess i'm just getting all puritan child up in here by being seen but not heard. dang, i am glad those puritans are dead.

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Hey, Allen! Old people can't read your fucking tiny, tiny font. Just so you know.

HE NEEDS BIG FONT LIKE THIS, LIKE WHEN HE WATCHES WHEEL OF FORTUNE WITH CLOSED CAPTIONING

Aug 10, 2009#22

Alucard

No bigger I say bigger you fool

Aug 10, 2009#23

Philosopher B.

Welcome back to the asylum. I saved you a padded cell.

I might have peed in it ... :ninja:

Aug 10, 2009#24

Allen, who is Quiet

dang guys, if you wanted me to use large font, you should have just asked

Aug 10, 2009#25

The Lovely Boehner

Hi !!!

:drool: :falldown: :tongue: :puke:

:uhhuh:

Aug 10, 2009#26

Alucard

Wow he finally gets the picture :clap:

Aug 10, 2009#27

Allen, who is Quiet

no. fuck you.

Aug 10, 2009#28

ElJuski

indubitably

Aug 10, 2009#29

Chippy

BlackCat said:
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh welcome backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk? :tumbleweed:

You tumbleweed Juski and I cut you.

Aug 10, 2009#30

Hylian

welcome back to the insanity :retard:

Aug 10, 2009#31

Andromache

I always get you and Gusto mixed up. Therefore I had no idea you were gone.

I'm a terrible person. Sorry. :Leyla:

Aug 10, 2009#32

Steve

**well, this is awkward. I had no idea El Juski was gone. In fact I have no idea who he is. Is he new? Is he even a he? Or maybe a hot she? Damn, think of a reply, Steve, think. I know, when in doubt pull a punchline from PvP. PvP never fails me.**

El Juski, let me lick your butt.

**Fuck!**

Aug 10, 2009#33

filmfanatic

Welcome back, ElJuski. Abe and Joan are sitting at your usual table at the Grassy Knoll, waiting.

Aug 10, 2009#34

ElJuski

Crone said:
I always get you and Gusto mixed up. Therefore I had no idea you were gone.

I'm a terrible person. Sorry.

:angry:

...actually, that kind of makes sense. I accept this.

Chippy said:
BlackCat said:

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh welcome backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk? :tumbleweed:

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You tumbleweed Juski and I cut you.

:toocool:

Aug 10, 2009#35

Gusto

Hey guy.

Crone said:
I always get you and Gusto mixed up. Therefore I had no idea you were gone.

I'm a terrible person. Sorry.

It's cool. I'll take it as a compliment.

Aug 10, 2009#36

ElJuski

Gusto said:
Hey guy.

Crone said:

I always get you and Gusto mixed up. Therefore I had no idea you were gone.

I'm a terrible person. Sorry.

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It's cool. I'll take it as a compliment.

Internet High-Five!

Aug 10, 2009#37

ElJuski

ahem. Let's continue rejoicing, shall we?

Aug 10, 2009#38

Allen, who is Quiet

no. fuck you. :angry:

Aug 10, 2009#39

ElJuski

:angry:

Aug 10, 2009#40

Hylian

Aug 10, 2009#41

Allen, who is Quiet

:angry:

Aug 10, 2009#42

Hylian

:finger:

Aug 10, 2009#43

Calleja

Aug 10, 2009#44

meyoumeyou

:arrowright: :arrowright: :arrowright: :arrowright: :arrowright:AWWWWWRIGHTARROWRIGHT :arrowright: :arrowright: :arrowright: :arrowright: :arrowright:

Aug 10, 2009#45

Philosopher B.

Aug 10, 2009#46

:drool:

Aug 10, 2009#47

CynicismKills

Hay hay hay. :zoid:

Aug 10, 2009#48

Philosopher B.

Aug 10, 2009#49

Cuyval Dar

Aug 10, 2009#50

Aug 10, 2009#51

Hylian

Aug 10, 2009#52

Apologies to anyone with a slow connection. Which includes future me at work.

Aug 10, 2009#53

Hylian

Aug 10, 2009#54

Chippy

Aug 11, 2009#55

bhamv3

*chains Juski back to the doodle desk* Get back to doodling, you lazy bum!

Also:

Aug 11, 2009#56

Shegokigo

Well after nimbly dodging me through three states, I'm was going to say "Well done Juski" since you did leave me quite a few "snacks" wherever you did travel to... Oh and if anyone asks, you were the last one with them. :zombie:

Aug 11, 2009#57

Aug 11, 2009#58

Tiq

Welcome back, fatty. :slywink:

Aug 11, 2009#59

ElJuski

Shegokigo said:
Well after nimbly dodging me through three states, I'm was going to say "Well done Juski" since you did leave me quite a few "snacks" wherever you did travel to... Oh and if anyone asks, you were the last one with them. :zombie:

Oh, and keep pouring those funny gifs in here. I'm loving the breakdancing bear from the J5 video : D

Tiq said:
Welcome back, fatty. :slywink:

How goes it, bad-skin?

Aug 11, 2009#60

Calleja

It's good you're back! It's been a lot of dudes lately, we need more ladies.

ahh-ahh ahh-ahhh

Aug 11, 2009#61

Shegokigo

Calleja said:
It's good you're back! It's been a lot of dudes lately, we need more ladies.

Aug 11, 2009#62

SeraRelm

Hello El Juski. In commemoration of this event, I give you...

Gandhi Vs. Mr. T
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XQ_TX_UUyo:1qr7g51t][/youtube:1qr7g51t]

Aug 11, 2009#63

Lally

You were in DC all this time and I didn't know about it!?

:humph:

But seriously, welcome back!

Aug 11, 2009#64

Hylian

Aug 11, 2009#65

Allen, who is Quiet

Calleja said:
It's good you're back! It's been a lot of dudes lately, we need more ladies.

if you need more ladies, why are you on the internet? there aren't any there.

Aug 12, 2009#66

Wasabi Poptart

*glomp* Hi there ya smooth mutha fukka!

Aug 12, 2009#67

Aug 12, 2009#68

Hylian

Aug 12, 2009#69

S

Scydron

hylian said:
welcome back to the insanity :retard:

Are we trapped in here with him, or is he trapped in here with us?

Aug 12, 2009#70

Shegokigo

Scydron said:
hylian said:

welcome back to the insanity :retard:

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Are we trapped in here with him, or is he trapped in here with us?

You both are trapped in here with me. :twisted:

Aug 12, 2009#71

Calleja

Being trapped with Shego is good for reflex training, though, just today I had to dodge a hail of poisoned darts as I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

almost got me, too.

Aug 13, 2009#72

S

Scydron

Calleja said:
Being trapped with Shego is good for reflex training, though, just today I had to dodge a hail of poisoned darts as I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

almost got me, too.

Pffft, just a "hail"? She's going easy on you, it seems.

Aug 13, 2009#73

Occasional Poster

Scydron said:
Calleja said:

Being trapped with Shego is good for reflex training, though, just today I had to dodge a hail of poisoned darts as I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

almost got me, too.

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Pffft, just a "hail"? She's going easy on you, it seems.

I don't know what you are talking about, she has been perfectly civil to me.
*turns blue and falls over forward, revealing poisoned dart in the back of the head*

Aug 13, 2009#74

Bubble181

Doesn't being locked up with Shego count as cruel and unusual punishment? There have to be laws against this sort of thing.

aranoid:

Also, welcome back, dude.

Aug 13, 2009#75

Shegokigo

Scydron said:
Pffft, just a "hail"? She's going easy on you, it seems.

Well yeah, much more amusing to watch him play "Spider-Man" with "Senses tingling" and hopping all over the bathroom than to just put one between his eyes. That one comes later.

Occasional Poster said:
I don't know what you are talking about, she has been perfectly civil to me.
*turns blue and falls over forward, revealing poisoned dart in the back of the head*

*lifts Occasional Poster by the legs and begins dragging em out of the thread, whistling the tune of the California Mountain Snake*

Aug 13, 2009#76

Calleja

Shegokigo said:
Well yeah, much more amusing to watch him play "Spider-Man" with "Senses tingling" and hopping all over the bathroom than to just put one between his eyes. That one comes later.

MY SENSES DO TINGLE DAMMIT!!

*makes a thwip sound and "swings" away*

Aug 13, 2009#77

Calleja said:
*makes a thwip sound and "swings" away*

Why did he just say "Thwip" and then run out of the room?

Aug 13, 2009#78

Bubble181

General Specific said:
Calleja said:

*makes a thwip sound and "swings" away*

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Why did he just say "Thwip" and then run out of the room?

I'm more concerned about him just putting his goo all over the palce like that. Yuck. Man's got a problem.

Aug 13, 2009#79

Andromache

And a thread about missing Elgustouski becomes about Shego killing people. Vague feels familiar.

Aug 14, 2009#80

Math242

Elgustouski :rofl:

Aug 14, 2009#81

Crone said:
And a thread about missing Elgustouski becomes about Shego killing people. Vague feels familiar.

Lesbians - even homicidal ones - are more interesting than 75% of the people here.

So how YOU doin'? :toocool:

Aug 14, 2009#82

Shannow

Aug 14, 2009#83

Shannow said:

:tongue:

Aug 14, 2009#84

Mr_Chaz

Edrondol said:
Crone said:

And a thread about missing Elgustouski becomes about Shego killing people. Vague feels familiar.

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Lesbians - even homicidal ones - are more interesting than 75% of the people here.

Why you have to go be so cruel man?

Aug 14, 2009#85

Shannow

Aug 14, 2009#86

ElJuski

:smug:

Aug 14, 2009#87

CynicismKills

ElJuski said:
:smug:

Aug 14, 2009#88

ElJuski

God I love those. WHERE ARE YOU FINDING THEM

Aug 14, 2009#89

CynicismKills

ElJuski said:
God I love those. WHERE ARE YOU FINDING THEM

A thread on the Something Awful forums. I found a shitload that were hilarious and have been peppering the board with them as they become moderately relevant. I think I've used them all though.

Aug 14, 2009#90

ElJuski

CynicismKills said:
ElJuski said:

God I love those. WHERE ARE YOU FINDING THEM

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A thread on the Something Awful forums. I found a shitload that were hilarious and have been peppering the board with them as they become moderately relevant. I think I've used them all though.

Mhm mhm very interesting. THEY ARE FUCKING AWESOME.

Aug 14, 2009#91

CynicismKills

ElJuski said:
CynicismKills said:

ElJuski said:

God I love those. WHERE ARE YOU FINDING THEM

Click to expand...

A thread on the Something Awful forums. I found a shitload that were hilarious and have been peppering the board with them as they become moderately relevant. I think I've used them all though.

Click to expand...

Mhm mhm very interesting. THEY ARE FUCKING AWESOME.

I am to please, guv'nah

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