You do realize that New York has the best pizza on the planet, don't you?*sits patiently and waits for questions*
Would you? Could you? In a car? Eat them! Eat them! Here they are. :heythere:*sits patiently and waits for questions*
You do realize that New York has the best pizza on the planet, don't you?[/QUOTE]*sits patiently and waits for questions*
Would you? Could you? In a car?[/QUOTE]*sits patiently and waits for questions*
On a scale from 1 to 10, I'm pretty fucking droll.Just how droll are you?
On a scale from 1 to 10, I'm pretty fucking droll.[/QUOTE]Just how droll are you?
I seem to recall pictures of you in rennie garb. Or maybe that was just a late night fantasy brought on by pizza with anchovies. So, then: how much of a rennie nerd are you?
It's one guy, and he's still a fairly active member of the board. I'm over itAre you ever going to give up the names of the creepy bastards who nearly drove you away in the Great Dickerdoodle Fiasco of 2009?
It's one guy, and he's still a fairly active member of the board. I'm over itAre you ever going to give up the names of the creepy bastards who nearly drove you away in the Great Dickerdoodle Fiasco of 2009?
It's one guy, and he's still a fairly active member of the board. I'm over itAre you ever going to give up the names of the creepy bastards who nearly drove you away in the Great Dickerdoodle Fiasco of 2009?
It's one guy, and he's still a fairly active member of the board. I'm over itAre you ever going to give up the names of the creepy bastards who nearly drove you away in the Great Dickerdoodle Fiasco of 2009?
Dude, you can't talk about things that are too doughy and floppy. You know Ed gets all sensitive.Since typical Chicago-style pizza is too doughy and typical New York-style pizza is too floppy, do you think if you and Chaz could diplomatically enjoy a crispy thin-crust pizza together?
I don't think he's the terrible dictator that most Americans like to believe he is. He's done a lot to further the cause of the poor in Venezuela, and I think it's rather hypocritical of us to be buddy-buddy with Saudi Arabia, which has had several major human rights controversies in the last few years, and to have a negative image of Venezuela because it is a socialist country. People who think like that are stuck in the 1950s, in my opinion. That being said, I disagree with the measures Chavez has taken against free media in his country, and the fact that he passed a referendum to eliminate term limits isn't a point in his favor. What it really comes down to, though, is that while I can have an opinion about the man's policies etc., it isn't really up to me or any other American what he does while he's in office. If Venezuela isn't happy with Hugo Chavez, they can get rid of him, but I think we should at least try to maintain good relations with them in the meantime. The whole "'MURICA FUCK YEAH" thing is tiresome.What do you think about Hugo Chavez?
I'd settle for hand-tossed or stuffed crust. Thin crust isn't my thing, perhaps with the exception of flatbread pizzas.Since typical Chicago-style pizza is too doughy and typical New York-style pizza is too floppy, do you think if you and Chaz could diplomatically enjoy a crispy thin-crust pizza together?
I don't think he's the terrible dictator that most Americans like to believe he is. He's done a lot to further the cause of the poor in Venezuela, and I think it's rather hypocritical of us to be buddy-buddy with Saudi Arabia, which has had several major human rights controversies in the last few years, and to have a negative image of Venezuela because it is a socialist country. People who think like that are stuck in the 1950s, in my opinion. That being said, I disagree with the measures Chavez has taken against free media in his country, and the fact that he passed a referendum to eliminate term limits isn't a point in his favor. What it really comes down to, though, is that while I can have an opinion about the man's policies etc., it isn't really up to me or any other American what he does while he's in office. If Venezuela isn't happy with Hugo Chavez, they can get rid of him, but I think we should at least try to maintain good relations with them in the meantime. The whole "'MURICA FUCK YEAH" thing is tiresome.What do you think about Hugo Chavez?
I'd settle for hand-tossed or stuffed crust. Thin crust isn't my thing, perhaps with the exception of flatbread pizzas.[/QUOTE]Since typical Chicago-style pizza is too doughy and typical New York-style pizza is too floppy, do you think if you and Chaz could diplomatically enjoy a crispy thin-crust pizza together?
I won't tell your wife if you won't [/QUOTE]It's a date! :wink:
Whoa buddy, I don't know how you eat your pizza, but where I come from food goes in only one way!Remember, anal isn't cheating.
Whoa buddy, I don't know how you eat your pizza, but where I come from food goes in only one way![/QUOTE]Remember, anal isn't cheating.
Whoa buddy, I don't know how you eat your pizza, but where I come from food goes in only one way![/QUOTE]Remember, anal isn't cheating.
Whoa buddy, I don't know how you eat your pizza, but where I come from food goes in only one way![/QUOTE]Remember, anal isn't cheating.
I just had leftover pizza tonight omnomnomnom.After the conversation in Chazwozel's \"Ask me anything\" thread, how long do you think it will be before you can comfortably order pizza again?
I thought it was updated? http://halforums.wikidot.com/howdroll If you feel like something's missing, please, go ahead and edit it.Why didn't you update your hal-wiki page yet?
George R.R. Martin He's my favorite contemporary author, but I'm starting to believe he's never going to finish his A Song of Ice and Fire series. He told us the fifth book was mostly done, but that was several years ago, and from what he's posted on his blog it sounds like he still has quite a ways to go.Mention a famous person who you used to admire but have since lost faith... in?
I like to trim mine like a little nether region bonsai tree.Who else on this forum could get away with asking about your pubic hair and not creep you out?
Hmmmm... This is a really tough one. I read a lot of very intelligent, literary books, but most of the answers that are popping into my head are coming from my "guilty pleasure" reads If I could be in any book world, I'd have to pick the Harry Potter one. I'm not a diehard fan or anything, but I think Rowling did a fantastic job of developing the sort of world that still elicits childlike wonder in my jaded old heart. Of course, one of the conditions would have to be that I wasn't a Muggle. But fuck Gryffindor--I'd be in Ravenclaw.2 questions, for the book nerd in you.
If you could be in any book world, what would it be?
Also, if you could be any character from a book who would it be?
And of course why to both of them.
Doesn't bother me in the slightest. I really have no problem answering personal questions. It's only when people start sending me insulting PMs that I get irritatedWho else on this forum could get away with asking about your pubic hair and not creep you out?
*said in a very manly tone of voice* How it do.If you had to choose an unorthodox greeting to give people (something not at all like "hello" or "what's up" or "greetings"), what would it be?
Hell, I'd love to have copies of the ones I've already seenWill we be seeing more phallic-shaped pastries in the future?
Yep, the Juice and I already decided we're doing a sequel to the dickerdoodle pics.Will we be seeing more phallic-shaped pastries in the future?
I'll post some of last year's pics when I do the next batch in December.Hell, I'd love to have copies of the ones I've already seen
None, at least that I've found. Thank god.Any allergies?
My brothers, hands-down. The four of us have the weirdest sense of humor, and people think we have the strangest relationship because we'll reply to each other with various "your mom" jokes and vulgar witticisms. I don't know why people think it's so odd for me to tell my brothers to suck my balls when they insult me, but for some reason, people always give me funny looks.Who makes you laugh the most?
Oh, shit. That's tough. It totally depends on my mood. I've been known to scarf down a bag of chips just as fast as a twinkie. If I had to pick, though, I'd probably say salty, but not by much.Do you prefer sweet or salty snacks?
I'd definitely move back to Europe, probably either to Scotland again or to Paris. I absolutely loved living there and miss it so much.If you had to live somewhere outside your home state forever, where would you go?
Beats me. I've never stepped foot into Sam's Wines. They used to have a nice one in my old neighborhood in the city, though.When did Sam's Wines become a Binny's?
Don't threaten me with a good time.how big is too big?
I guess that depends on what you mean by "not fun in the bedroom." Could you elaborate?I want to go get Chinese food and I have the opportunity to go with a girl I met from an All Girls College. Now this girl is nice, intelligent, and fun. But she's kinda.. not fun in the bedroom. And a date with her will mean COMPLETE cutoff from her entire class at the college. Should I go get chinese food with her and enjoy the conversations I'm sure to have, or should I just go by myself and hedge my bets on meeting someone else from that campus?
Baseball bat, definitely. A machete would do some damage at first, but once the blade dulls, it's going to be sort of useless. A baseball bat should be good for bashing in quite a few skulls.Zombie Apocalypse.
Baseball Bat or Machete?
Choose wisely.
Oh, come on, that can be easily rectified. Grab her hair and tell her to go to town on it like it contains the fucking antidote. If she doesn't seem to be getting the picture, start spanking her until she does. Girls love that shit.I mean.. She handled my penis like it was a glass beaker that held volatile solutions. Actually, I think that's what I'll call it from now on.
It was soft feathery licks and gentle strokes which is AMAZING for the first five minutes. But I need some meat. Some grunt. Some grease.
That sounds like a good plan. I don't think anything could go wrong with that.Oh, come on, that can be easily rectified. Grab her hair and tell her to go to town on it like it contains the fucking antidote. If she doesn't seem to be getting the picture, start spanking her until she does. Girls love that shit.
*grabs Droll by her hair*Oh, come on, that can be easily rectified. Grab her hair and tell her to go to town on it like it contains the fucking antidote. If she doesn't seem to be getting the picture, start spanking her until she does. Girls love that shit.
*grabs Droll by her hair* [/QUOTE]Oh, come on, that can be easily rectified. Grab her hair and tell her to go to town on it like it contains the fucking antidote. If she doesn't seem to be getting the picture, start spanking her until she does. Girls love that shit.
*grabs Droll by her hair* [/QUOTE]Oh, come on, that can be easily rectified. Grab her hair and tell her to go to town on it like it contains the fucking antidote. If she doesn't seem to be getting the picture, start spanking her until she does. Girls love that shit.
*grabs Droll by her hair* [/QUOTE]Oh, come on, that can be easily rectified. Grab her hair and tell her to go to town on it like it contains the fucking antidote. If she doesn't seem to be getting the picture, start spanking her until she does. Girls love that shit.
I have... met my teacher.Oh, come on, that can be easily rectified. Grab her hair and tell her to go to town on it like it contains the fucking antidote. If she doesn't seem to be getting the picture, start spanking her until she does. Girls love that shit.
Some people do Habitat for Humanity or soup kitchens. I give back to the community in my own way.I have... met my teacher.Oh, come on, that can be easily rectified. Grab her hair and tell her to go to town on it like it contains the fucking antidote. If she doesn't seem to be getting the picture, start spanking her until she does. Girls love that shit.
I will use "Like it contains the fucking antidote" in everyday conversation from now on.
haha, no kidding. Need to make my girlfriend want the antidoteIf only there were more people like you Droll.
Have you tried to contact her? If not, she's probably sitting there going "ohshitohshit I cried like a little bitch when he tried to stick it in my pooper, and now he's not going to call me again." Girls are very insecure creatures; she's probably more embarrassed than offended. You are under no obligation to call her if she doesn't try to call you; if it's really an "escape route" you're looking for, especially since apparently her personal "escape route" goes only one way, then I'd let it be. If you do want to see this girl again and try once more to make the beast with two backs (maybe third third time is the charm?), I wouldn't even mention the anal thing when you call her. There are some things that are really better left unsaid. However, from what you're telling me, I see no reason why she wouldn't want to go out with you again.Okay. Next question:
Since the chinese food question wasn't answered in time I DID end up going out with this girl and a little bit of hanky panky ensued. Halfway through she told me that she likes it in the ass sometimes and so I grab the ever-so-handy bottle of lube and start shipping up the panama canal. I get the freaking HEAD in and she starts crying and saying that it hurts and I need to stop. So we finish, say our goodbyes... Haven't heard from her since. My question is this
Have I:
A) Offended her in some way?
2) Made her self conscious from crying from my, admirably average sized penis?
iv) Just pulled off the greatest escape route ever?
HowDroll, how would you comment your new-found position as the forum sex guru?
Shortstop, most definitely.what is your favorite position?
Anything involving feces would be too gross to contemplate. (If a guy was really into giving golden showers, though, I'd probably roll with it.) I also probably wouldn't want to have a threesome with my man and another girl or do any sort of swinging--if I'm monogamous, I'm monogamous. Other than that, I have yet to think of anything. Roleplaying, S&M, bondage, porn going in the background, whipping, kinky positions, toys, whatever--bring it on.Is there anything you wouldn't do? Or anyone, to put a cheeky bend to this?
I actually have a funny story about anal after Chinese food. Long story short, my name at one of my jobs was Cleveland. They went as far as to put "Cleveland" into the computer so everytime I went back and got my orders for my tables the screen said "Cleveland."Have you tried to contact her? If not, she's probably sitting there going "ohshitohshit I cried like a little bitch when he tried to stick it in my pooper, and now he's not going to call me again." Girls are very insecure creatures; she's probably more embarrassed than offended. You are under no obligation to call her if she doesn't try to call you; if it's really an "escape route" you're looking for, especially since apparently her personal "escape route" goes only one way, then I'd let it be. If you do want to see this girl again and try once more to make the beast with two backs (maybe third third time is the charm?), I wouldn't even mention the anal thing when you call her. There are some things that are really better left unsaid. However, from what you're telling me, I see no reason why she wouldn't want to go out with you again.
Also, anal sex after eating Chinese food? You are a brave man, my friend.
If you haven't seen the pics by now....[/QUOTE]Do you resemble your avatar?
Suburbs, but that's just because I live at home. As soon as I graduate college, I'm movin' downtown, baby.City or 'burbs?
Bah. You're totally right. I knew that, too--not sure what I was thinking. I don't look like Janet Leigh either, thoughIsn't that Janet Leigh?
I'll be at my immediate family's house on Christmas morning, and then I'll probably get together with my boyfriend around lunchtime and divide the rest of the day between our two families. Luckily, they live less than 10 minutes away from each other, so it's easy to do double duty. I really don't like his family, but sometimes you have to do what you have to do.How are you going to spend Christmas?