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I went out and bought my daughter her first air rifle for her sixth birthday on Jan. 2nd (but she's getting it tomorrow lol). It seemed like a steal at academy with a laser site and pellets and all. I'm not going to be using the crappy targets that came with it but some nice reactive targets that splatter green when hit. Now all I have to do is get the all guns are evil mantra the schools have pushed on her and get the guns are dangerous unless used correctly and the three rules are followed! (I'm excited!)

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

No shooting dogs.:tongue:

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

I have the same rifle, but in standard colors.

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

The gun is pink. That's hilarious.

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

She's a girl, Grue.

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

Yeah, I figured that, what with you calling her your daughter and all.

I just think it's a little funny that a gun is pink. It seems odd in some way

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

haha you obviously haven't seen the hello kitty AR-15, one sec let me find the pic

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

Hello Gunny!

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

Ah here it is!
Now THAT is hilarious

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

It is indeed. I like the flowers on the ammo clip (or whatever you call it)

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

I wish I could get my niece one but sadly my sister would so kill me

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

I'm also trying to figure out which would be the more awesome pic: Shego in pink camo wielding the Hello Kitty gun, or Vyx in her Christmas outfit posing with the gun.

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

hylian said:

I wish I could get my niece one but sadly my sister would so kill me

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Or your niece would.


with a gun

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

phil;317865][quote=hylian said:

I wish I could get my niece one but sadly my sister would so kill me

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Or your niece would.


with a gun [/quote]



it would almost be worth it



j/k

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

hylian;317867][quote=phil;317865][quote=hylian said:

I wish I could get my niece one but sadly my sister would so kill me

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Or your niece would.


with a gun [/quote]



it would almost be worth it


[/QUOTE]


FTFY

jk

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

sixpackshaker said:

I have the same rifle, but in standard colors.

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This. Popular model.

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

Way to go!

CrimsonSoul said:

the three rules are followed

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I'd recommend not forgetting about the fourth rule: treat every gun as a loaded gun. This could be especially important for a little kid.

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

Welp she did pretty good if I do say so myself! the gun was a little long for her so she had to hold it under her arm instead of on her shoulder. She didn't want to leave and wanted to keep going (What have I started!?! lol)! now for the pics!

Fuck, every gun is not a loaded gun. I'm tired of working on a gun after I check it's not loaded and then having some person who heard that rule get up in my face about how "Treat it like it's loaded!" It's a revolver, I can see if it's loaded, I checked several times, there is no ammo for this gun anywhere near here unless an assassin imported it from Italy snuck up behind me and stuck it in there. If that is the case then bravo, he deserves this kill.


Unless you're a little kid, then every gun is loaded.

Edit: Also, congratulations.

Twitch, I don't think there is such a thing as being too careful with a weapon. Unless we're talking about wearing extra pillows and a hazmat suit, with a trauma team on 24/7 stand-by

Our CO would have torn us a new asshole if we had fucked around with our guns back in the service...

Twitch said:

unless an assassin imported it from Italy snuck up behind me and stuck it in there.

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EDIT: D'oh, wait! Here I'm a "spanish guy"!

In Real Life, as I'm between spaniards and I'm half italian, I'm the italian guy...

Silver Jelly;318588][quote=Twitch said:

unless an assassin imported it from Italy snuck up behind me and stuck it in there.

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EDIT: D'oh, wait! Here I'm a "spanish guy"!

In Real Life, as I'm between spaniards and I'm half italian, I'm the italian guy...[/QUOTE]

I guess I'm the big guy (the mercenari captain in Venice) with the big sword, then.

North_Ranger;318591][quote=Silver Jelly;318588][quote=Twitch said:

unless an assassin imported it from Italy snuck up behind me and stuck it in there.

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EDIT: D'oh, wait! Here I'm a "spanish guy"!

In Real Life, as I'm between spaniards and I'm half italian, I'm the italian guy...[/QUOTE]

I guess I'm the big guy (the mercenari captain in Venice) with the big sword, then.[/QUOTE]

:eyebrows:

Proportions, man. Proportions.

Wait, wasn't this thread about a little girl?

Sorry! I'll just go away now...

North_Icarus.

Twitch said:

Fuck, every gun is not a loaded gun. I'm tired of working on a gun after I check it's not loaded and then having some person who heard that rule get up in my face about how "Treat it like it's loaded!" It's a revolver, I can see if it's loaded, I checked several times, there is no ammo for this gun anywhere near here unless an assassin imported it from Italy snuck up behind me and stuck it in there. If that is the case then bravo, he deserves this kill.

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Well, sure. I mean, working it is a special case. I'm used to working with bolt-action rifles, and if I'm going to do any work on it, I take the bolt out first. Without the bolt, it's not a gun. So I'm not really used to thinking about those sorts of cases.

That said, the spirit of the rule is that if you haven't triple-checked it yourself, assume it's loaded.

And congrats to the wee lass!

Gruebeard said:

North_Icarus.

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If that is supposed to be funny, you need a hella lot more practice

Awesome pics CrimsonSoul

I'm watching you, NR. I'm watching.

SeraRelm said:

I'm watching you, NR. I'm watching.

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Umm... Why?

And furthermore, whatever you see, please be advised that it's quite warm inside my apartment.

North_Ranger;318742][quote=Gruebeard said:

North_Icarus.

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If that is supposed to be funny, you need a hella lot more practice [/QUOTE]

North_Iaculus?

eace:

Gruebeard;318987][quote=North_Ranger;318742][quote=Gruebeard said:

North_Icarus.

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If that is supposed to be funny, you need a hella lot more practice [/QUOTE]

North_Iaculus?

eace:[/QUOTE]

You are testing the limits of my good humour. Don't. :mad2: