Your Future Biography

[jwhouk]

Stolen from elsewhere: Basic rule is, come up with the title of your Biography/Autobiography.

For example: Dave's might be "Please Don't Spill Beer On the Deejay: The Life And Times of a Music Man".

Mine would be: "PredHead - The Highs And Lows of Being A Long Distance Fan".

Yours would be?

 

[Hylian]

Are you so bored as to want to read about my life?

 

[Bones]

The Life and Times of Steve and Larry: A Crash Course in Multi-Media Masochism.

 

[Biannoshufu]

Softcore, Startups, Sex clubs, and Ultraviolence for Dummies.

 

[Gusto]

Without Gusto:
How to Slack Your Way to the Middle

 

[Emrys]

How to Become a Crazy Pet Lady in 10 Easy Steps


Working for the Military As a Civilian - How to Keep Your Cool and How to Dispose of the Bodies

 

[ThatNickGuy]

How One Man Tried to Stop a Cat from Taking Over the World...
...and Failed.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Dying As You Lived And Other Activities To Do While Masturbating

 

[Cajungal]

Confessions of a Homebody

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

Below the Radar: One Man's Guide to Not Making it Big

 

[Denbrought]

Misunderstood

 

[Cajungal]

Have a Cookie and Tell Me All About It.

 

[Ravenpoe]

All About Poe:
The real life story of the man who punched Queen Elizabeth II

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

<--- the cover of my biography

 

[North_Ranger]

God-Given Ass Etc. The life and times of the pantsless man.

 

[fade]

The Bible

(just kidding, sheesh put down the pitchforks)

 

[HCGLNS]

The Steak is Medium Rare: A Tale of a Snow Covered BBQ

 

[Emrys]

These are awesome titles.

 

[Gusto]

Below the Radar: One Man's Guide to Not Making it Big

You and I have such lofty self esteems.

 

[strawman]

Like a Boss: A Passionate Troll Speaks Out

 

[Mathias]

People who Ride in the Quiet Car are Assholes: And other Musings by the Emperor of the World.

 

[Frank]

Memoirs of a Mediocre Mountie: Here and Fat Again.

 

[Emrys]

People who Ride in the Quiet Car are Assholes: And other Musings by the Emperor of the World.

Need a Prime Minister?

 

[Null]

Deadlines, Debt, and Depression: Your Easy Guide to Awesome Pewter-Colored Hair.

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

The life and times of... what the hell is his name?

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Question of the Ages: Bacon Great Food, or Greatest Food?

The life and times of a bacon theif

 

[Cheesy1]

"You're Such A Nice Guy!" - One Man's Guide To Being Every Woman's Friend

 

[bhamv3]

What the Goggles Do

 

[Officer_Charon]

Problem, Citizen?: The Fine Art of Trolling from a Position of Authority