The EPIC WIN Thread 3: SON OF EPIC

[Sparhawk]

Mix a little garlic powder in with that butter and it'll be great.

 

[Officer_Charon]

*shorts computer from drooling*

 

[North_Ranger]

*shorts computer from drooling*

You seem to be drooling a lot, O_C. Are you sure you're okay after that tasing?

 

[Officer_Charon]

... Don't make me hurt you, ystäväni

 

[North_Ranger]

Hee hee hee, no worries there. I don't want you to have to explain to Rhi why Daddy has a black eye and a broken nose on Christmas Eve

 

[Officer_Charon]

.......... Awwbitch

 

[Emrys]

I can feel the love between you two. Get a room.

 

[Officer_Charon]

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

 

[Emrys]

 

[jwhouk]

Where were the doom weasels? I didn't see any doom weasels!

 

[Emrys]

Give me your address and I'll send a business of them directly to your house.

 

[North_Ranger]

A group of doomweasels is a business?

 

[Tiger Tsang]

Serious Business by most rodents' reckoning.

 

[Emrys]

Yep, and this group will be armed with stilettos, so they'll mean business too.

 

[DarkAudit]

A group of doomweasels is a business?

It's a...

 

[jwhouk]

They'll freeze by the time they get here.

 

[Emrys]

I live in Saskatchewan. It can't get any colder there than here.

 

[Bubble181]

I live in Saskatchewan. It can't get any colder there than here.

Don't tell any local Russians...They've gone below -100 F already this year, and I'm pretty sure Saskatchewan isn't *that* cold yet

 

[Emrys]

Don't tell any local Russians...They've gone below -100 F already this year, and I'm pretty sure Saskatchewan isn't *that* cold yet

That... that's just wrong!

 

[jwhouk]

It don't get much warmer down here, kiddo. Single digit lows (F) for the rest of the year.

 

[Emrys]

I'll make sure the doomweasels wear their fur coats when they come for you.

 

[North_Ranger]

I believe I'll be safe. I'll just bribe the doomweasels with bacon. Everybody loves bacon.

 

[jwhouk]

Just remember, it has to be back-bacon. They REALLY lurrrvs their back-bacon.

 

[Emrys]

I believe I'll be safe. I'll just bribe the doomweasels with bacon. Everybody loves bacon.

Actually...
Try greeting them with BBQ sauce rubbed onto your fingers. They'll be putty in your hands.

 

[Krisken]

I'll make sure the doomweasels wear their fur coats when they come for you.

And snowshoes. We get hit with two days of snow on a whim.

 

[Squidleybits]

Chrono Trigger for the iPhone!

 

[sixpackshaker]

I had a White Christmas in Texas at my parent's home.

 

[LordRendar]

Going to Denmark tomorrow for a week.We rented a cottage and me and a couple of friends are gonna have one long party.

 

[PatrThom]

It's a...

...a Folio?

--Patrick

 

[jwhouk]

Foglio, not folio.

 

[PatrThom]

Foglio, not folio.

Shh!

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

My baby sister (26) gets married tomorrow. I'm putting this in the epic win thread because I'm sure I'm getting a good brother-in-law. Other things have contributed to knowing that, but tonight at the rehearsal dinner a fight broke out between some patrons at the bar near our table (definitely not people in the wedding party) and the first thing my sister's fiance did was put himself between her and danger. He's not a big guy, but I could tell he was going to shield my sister from whatever he could. His groomsmen then rushed to make sure my sister got away quickly. I was nicely impressed.

Oh, and I got some nice new cufflinks too.

 

[North_Ranger]

Pez... offer your brother-in-law-to-be a drink. He sounds like a stand-up guy.

 

[DarkAudit]

Pez... offer your brother-in-law-to-be a drink. He sounds like a stand-up guy.

Can't brofist posts in tapatalk.

Consider it brofisted.

 

[Bubble181]

Can't brofist posts in tapatalk.

Consider it brofisted.

There you go