Reverent-one
Crow: The symbolism of it. I don't get it, why a crow? Maybe a phoenix, or something to do with fire, but a crow just feels out of place. Of course I'm not sure now if that transformation was a different spell, or part of the pact. I'm not sure, it wasn't really explained and is just annoyingly confusing. Thats one annoying thing in this movie, they don't actually explain whats going on.
Sub-plots: Honestly I disagree, it was an interesting look at Michael. Also the sub-plot of the witch's familiar, and they could've explained properly what Calcifer was which they did in the book. Not to mention Michael just didn't feel as important in the film as he was in the book in my opinion. He was just Howl's cute side-kick who said a few lines, he didn't really have that much impact on me in the film. Not to mention we don't learn of Howl's origin at all which while wasn't necessarily important to the plot, I thought was a neat touch in the book.
And I guess I didn't put that many critiques of the movie on its own considering it was an extremely lack-luster adaptation I guess so here we go:
Sophie's transformation back to normal: This isn't really explained. It just...happens. And then her hair changes color or something, I don't know it is just really confusing to me. Not to mention her earlier transformation when she was talking to Sulliman, as I wasn't sure if it was an actual transformation or it was mere symbolism and she didn't actually transform. Also they took out the fact that she had magic powers herself, that annoyed me.
The star scene: They don't at all, what the fuck this scene meant. In the book it had actual meaning, in the movie it was useless filler. If they were going to keep this scene in they could've explained what if actually meant.
Iraq war symbolism: Apparently this was supposed to be symbolic for the Iraq war. Did anyone here catch that? B-Cos I sure as fuck didn't! I mean yeah there were bombers and an evil government, but it didn't really reflect any of the actual politics during the time. Maybe if one of the countries was attacking the other under false pretenses, or if their leader was elected by nepotism than sure, but as someone who grew up during this time period it doesn't translate. I'm glad Miyazaki wanted to put a political message in one of his films , but I don't think he did it properly.
Victory over the villain: Feels too Deus ex machina. I mean the scare-crow just HAPPENED to be the prince whose safe existence ended the war and beat the villain. And no, I'm not talking about the other country at war with Ignary, nor am I talking about the witch(who was supposed to be the villain), but Sulliman(who was a man in the book as well as the scare-crow who was not a prince, last complaint about the movie not being like the book I swear). After the prince morphs back from a scarecrow to his former self, its implied that the war is over. And the villain is...vanquished? She really just smiles and its over. It gives me a meh feeling. Also her being the villain in general was really forced in my opinion, the story all-ready HAD a villain in the witch of the waste, and they just replaced her with this scary old lady. It didn't really seem necessary.
And thats all I got. And I can see why people like it, but I still think its a bad adaptation and I honestly feel its Miyazaki's weakest film. And yes I admit a majority of my disdain for it is in how its not a good adaptation, but to me that is a strong factor.An adaptation shouldn't take things out, but put things in. It took too much out and completely changed the story to something else entirely. If Hiyao was going to do that he could've at least changed the name of the film, but he didn't. If you like it, thats your biz. I'll stick with his other stuff.
He spoke like a real teenage does far better than Juno did.
I actually liked Juno...but yeah she really didn't did she? Also that thing her friend said "Swear to blog", what the hell was that? Did they actually think that was modern slang? Because it wasn't, no-one said that!